Will You Press The Button?

HitlerWasAReptillian 11 years ago

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VenomousCompany 10 years ago

When my penis is big enough to touch the moon. I think everyone will already know about it.

EmilStvring 8 years ago

U die if u get a boner because all u freaking blod are going down to u penis

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Wilbo 9 years ago

By increasing my dick size while having someone on the end of it I can create faster than light travel

Zer0billion 9 years ago

Fucking genius

BawbRaws 9 years ago

If a woman changes her boob size, won't everyone know about it anyway?

miratraveler 5 years ago

Haruhi

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Merilille 11 years ago

I am making my boobs tiny. I hate those things.

starsandscars 6 months ago

oh OH I DID NOT CONSIDER THIS :DDDDD

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Bunnylord 10 years ago

Congratulations now the entire universe knows about my astronomical length dong, and they didn't even have to see it! Win win baby!

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago

Yep. Your 6.6846 * 10^-13 astronomical-unit length dong.

Yonatan331 10 years ago

what the hell is with this site's obsession of penises and breasts. it's just a damn bodypart, it's not even that important

SuperButtonManTheFirst 9 years ago

See rule 34 of the internet.

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Trevor Valance 13 years ago

I WANT them to know.

PrincessRoxy217 9 years ago

ME TOO!

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Hubble-Trubble 5 years ago

shrink my penis till its gone and gimme boobs. Trans time :]

starsandscars 6 months ago

yasssss queen :D

j_saunders82 9 years ago

Hell ya. This will make cosplay easier

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

8==D --> 8==============D

JESUS_RULES 3 years ago

Algebraic equation.. 8=D of D=8.

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PaulaNunes 10 years ago

Well of course they would know, that"s not a downside, it"s just logic

Jaycee CÈ¯ 13 years ago

Of course everybody will know about it. "Whoa, what happened to your boobs??" "Oh, I decided to be flat-chested today, don't worry I'll have D-cups tomorrow"

Zer0billion 9 years ago

Exactly

IPressButton 10 years ago

Huge tits 4 dayz

SAAAAAAAANS 10 years ago

shut up tommie

#RedBeanBun 11 years ago

Come suck the GalacDick!

IWillPressYourButtons 10 years ago

Clever... I am proud of you.

condiment.cat 12 years ago

can I like, delete my boobs pls

Yo_tengo 8 years ago

Uhhhhhhhh, Boob man? Anyone? BEST superhere right?

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck 8 years ago

Well I mean I guess I could shrink my fucking boobs... They"re a real pain in the ass aren't they, girls?

Trailman05 8 years ago

Ya good for me

drowssap 9 years ago

Well, duh. Someone is going to notice disappearing/enlarged breasts.

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

I would change the size of my chest even though I am a man.

D3athl0rdoo7 10 years ago

Uh suck it bitch and choke on that planet size dick

Brandon_Clark14 10 years ago

I will be Cocktumis Prime!

Nyan 11 years ago

How do u not what people to know (especially girls) your 10 inch punisher?

KingKamula 11 years ago

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Mastermaxie 11 years ago

Stop the spam please people

lei168 11 years ago

theres no downside really but i dont care about my portions xD because im never worried if there small or big as long as i live life as i wanted to

Notgratedcheese 11 years ago

I already can change the size of my pens it's called an erection.

Crynxii 11 years ago

Oh i want them to know. And they WILL like it.

curtisdino45 11 years ago

if you didn't press it.............................................................................................................................................................................X_X DED!

Qthelucky 11 years ago

Um what

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nightchild 11 years ago

I thought women wanted their boobs bigger...the more you know

Jeremiah Speed 13 years ago

Just makes me more situationally flexible.

AnnaJuliaXC 5 years ago

i don't want to change them and if i wanted, i would want them to know

May :3 11 years ago

Nah. Like my boobs anyway.

Albertstuff 9 years ago

The universal dick 200000

cloneclubcupcake 11 years ago

Thank GOD I can finally fit in shirts without feeling awkward! Also no more dysphoria! Whoop whoop!

nevinfouke 8 years ago

i dont need to explain

kainereygalo 11 years ago

Sex im my game

Giantelephantseal 9 years ago

Humanity can't be saved...

orangesheepdog 12 years ago

How is that a downside?

dragonrampage 11 years ago

Downside? LET THEM KNOW!

Assboi 10 years ago

Downside????

Jack Seage 13 years ago

I decide to go with something a little less.... obviously crazy, and everyone in the entire world just stops for a second, looks in my general direction and says in whatever language they speak, (or choose) "what a disgusting asshole..."

giodude03 11 years ago

YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhoGivesAFlyingFuck 8 years ago

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Yolo420 11 years ago

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Legday 5 years ago

would be sus if they notice that my dick got a 1mm wider

WBGrock 11 years ago

So... 72 inches long and 10 inches round... Porn king of the world!!! Seriously, I could change it back, so... why not do shock and awe.

ixToxic 11 years ago

IKR Lazer? I mean a decently sized dick is fine but why want a huge one? Not all girls care. o.e Themeta is just an idiot.

imap0tat0 9 years ago

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The Sir 11 years ago

How many times can i push the button?

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