You get your ideal body appearance in every way
but
your natural scent is really off-putting
I will not


MyPasswordisPassword9 years ago
Theres a thing that exists in most stores, not everyone uses it or has it because hides their natural oder and they feel like it hides their true self it can cost up to £2 its called deodorant bitches!!!

Meowmeow09 years ago
My password is password too! (Almost)
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Vigilante969 years ago
My natural scent is already pretty bad so Ive got nothing to lose here

Enda9 years ago
me to but all I relly need is biger titis

Lavacoal1239 years ago
Shower + deodorant = where is the down-side

Minotaur8 years ago
Or just rub fruit allover you then you smell like fruit right

Alex Kulak12 years ago
#deodorant

Mrusername3 years ago
Deodorant for life!
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lifehacker4207 years ago
The downside is in the present tense. That means that you will smell bad right now, but when you get your new body, well...

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Jaythedank-18 years ago
I smell already so basically i can have the body of my dreams and no bad effect.

81lolz9 years ago
Use an air freshener and attach it to yourself

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago
Really off-putting in an alluring mind controlling sort of way... *insert troll face*

Nathan Johnson12 years ago
If you can't smell good, whats the point of a good body if no one's gonna be 10 feet close to me? So people can look at you with binoculars? Also, I'd probably eat away my image out of sorrow with ice cream or something afterwards.

Gossgoss8 years ago
Become a model? Can't smell you through a photograph. Besides, it doesn't say your natural scent is strong. If you bathe regularly, people won't be able to smell you unless they"re intentionally up close and sniffing you.
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TheButtonRekt9 years ago
perfum

asdfgawc110 years ago
one word,lynx, actualy that snells like poop

KingOfDairyQueen5 years ago
Behold, the magic of d e o d o r a n t .

Zuccinin Cham-Sparr12 years ago
Joke's on you, I'm fabulous.

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago
I would be a weird creature then AWESOME and also I'd use deoderant

Alexiana9 years ago
deodorant and perfume/cologne

mynamesjeff9 years ago
use deodorant and take a shower

loophole199 years ago
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EMPTYENDER117 years ago
I already smell.

Booker Dewitt10 years ago
You should be off pudding. Cus ur fat

IceCreamGurl8 years ago
Dude. I'm happy with my body the way it is.

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99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago
Odor Parfume anyone?

Rand Al'thor12 years ago
Which is why colone is around

Chris9669 9 years ago
I dont understand

Bacon1005 years ago
I already have my ideal body appearance: just the way God made me

Ryan Smittywerbenjagermanjensen Thornton12 years ago
Key word natural scent cologne

lukaoneechan9 years ago
perfume is just around the corner..so what's the point of taking a bath if you still don't smell good

McSwaggerNuggets9 years ago
OLD SPICE! BE A MAN!

BnaFshKBob8 years ago
Deodorant and perfume..

Kaulau9 years ago
Then just use cologne every day.

Dagger9 years ago
I stink

Bluestar10 years ago
BITCH I'M FABULOUS.~flicks weave~

LolGurl123459 years ago
This will be hard for me because i always forget to refresh my body..

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Or do a men’s middle school locker room (axe bomb yourself)

Jacob-Daniel Trotter12 years ago
I have smelt some truly awful, awful smelling people. I don't want to be that guy.

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago
Most people say the smell of blood is off-putting tho but some dont :/

LilyVine7 years ago
I shall bathe myself in perfume then.

Arthur_Sarue9 years ago
Does that mean I get wings?

hajmed9 years ago
perfume? deodorant ? you guys stupid or NAW ?

Emma129 years ago
Perfume

Yamidavie 10 years ago
Deodorant

DrDoggo8 years ago
OLD SPICE ODER BLOCKER IS TOO POWERFUL p p p p p p p POWER ps. i already smell natualy

Kevin Sipos12 years ago
Cleaning supplies

The_Last_Nigel8 years ago
My ideal appearsnce is batman soooo

Jolteon of Shadow9 years ago
Ok, this seems kinda contradictory, being ill be hot, but smell. Hmmm...

tokiwartooth9 years ago
i am very self conscious about my smell

terrill12219 years ago
just wear cologne

theDeadpoool5 years ago
Deodorant dummies

Beth Stephens12 years ago
that's what body spray is for...?

nicoyazawa9 years ago
Perfume you guys
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