You will not have to sleep for the rest of your life.
but
To make up for the lost sleep, you will be in a coma for twenty years beginning when you press the button.
I will not

Maharid last year
This is one of the worse cons i seen, there is nothing that will extend your life or keep you in health so you will probably weak up really week and, depending on your age, you can die even before awakening.

200rock 11 years ago
*Presses button. Face plant on keyboard.*

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago
wait... im at school tho
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Waffleyumboy 11 years ago
"What you doin there, son?" "Skipping ma childhood ma!" *presses button* "Son?!"

TheTrollerLord 6 years ago
Wait hold on damn moment, if I press the button, then I would be sleeping. You fucken liers.

ApexSpice 10 years ago
No downside for 20 years I won't have to do anything

Psykness 5 years ago
Being taken care of at the hospital for a comatose patient is about $18,000 a month.
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aaalice 10 years ago
third thought:your family will think you're dead and bury you:(

235x02 5 months ago
@LukeeBoy03 not anymore
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Pokenoob 10 years ago
*Pressed the button* dzlnvfwwdhvooopozgccddwsfhvjhiopiztg

Mr Musket 11 years ago
I really like to sleep but a coma for 20 years?! that is madness how will I get out of the horror guilt of loosing my children births and any death lose in my family OR MISS THE THIRD SESON OF MIANITE AND MAYBE EVEN NEVER BECOME A YOUTUBER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... [Show full comment]

aaalice 10 years ago
hahahahaha XDtrue

oughFAN 10 years ago
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Ian896 9 years ago
WHAT. THE FUCK.
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Juan_Yolo 10 years ago
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... [Show full comment]

Ian896 9 years ago
Shut the fuck up

EthanOvsak 7 years ago
Plot twist: Your family puts you down before the 20 years are up.

Leah_770 9 years ago
Me:Mom can I you judge my picture? Mom:yes one minute. Me:*starts playing this game and reads this question* OK sure why not *presses button and gave pales into keyboard* mom:*walks in* hony are you ok* THE END :3 xD

Leah_770 9 years ago
*palms

JacobDoesLife 9 years ago
I HAVE THE POWER TO RESIST! *coma*

Magicwolf2263 10 years ago
*Presses button* *Music continues for 20 years*

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
Half-Life 3, Here I come... STILL IN DEVELOPMENT HELL?!!! WTF?!!!

Z0m41e 8 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Tyler Guimond 13 years ago
i love sleep..

Mocha 9 years ago
Good thing you'll get to do it for 25 years after pressing the button
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Joud Lezbare 13 years ago
How can you live without sleeping ?

THD 11 years ago
I hate sleep

SpiderCommander 11 years ago
I want to know what coma is like anyway

nerdyotaku 10 years ago
It's like being half dead. A deathlike sleep

Maddox 4 years ago
I like sleep doh

ChubbyWaffle22 11 years ago
Sleep is the best.

JackAttack 9 years ago
I love sleeping

Foxy-chu 6 years ago
I’m 3

person505 11 years ago
that would defeat the purpose of never sleeping.

Ghopher1 11 years ago
so i'll be 32 and a half

atatat 9 years ago
I want to sleep *zzzzzzzz*

khiaja 12 years ago
i would wake up when i'm thirty-two

minimite16 11 years ago
I like sleeping though

Petar Angelov 13 years ago
wtf, i will miss my youth! NO!

AllastroS48 9 years ago
The Man Who Sold The Sleep

bill chiper 11 years ago
leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

jufhrh28 5 years ago
the normal person only sleeps for 26 yrs so press the button

useless_account 11 years ago
Why would you miss out on the best years of your life, just so you don't have to sleep when you're old?

Epic_77 11 years ago
well when u get out of the coma u can play the advanced technology forever

Myles325 7 years ago
I'm still here, not asleep or waiting to be saved

Talking Potato 12 years ago
I actually had to think about this one.

EyeOfTruth 10 years ago
Whoever who claimed they push the button in the comments are huge ass liars. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU COMMENT IF YOU"RE IN A COMA FOR 20 YEARS WHEN THIS POST CAME OUT 3 FUCKING YEARS AGO?!?!?!

Person125 9 years ago
Time travel duh
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AndrewEbelher 9 years ago
But I like my sleep

Trevor Gammons 13 years ago
The thing is, is that everyone who pressed the button are not here.

Panfoo123 10 years ago
lol imma be like -faceplants onto desk, 20 years later no one of my enemies remembers me and i can start a new life-

poopingpete 11 years ago
20 years in the future basicly

qwerty1234 11 years ago
But. . But. . . I like sleep :(

RealJs 2 years ago
This is kinda bad because in twenty years i will be thirty fucking seven

PROShwee 11 years ago
I'd do it

Imoutofnameideas 9 years ago
If I could do it for the last few years of my life then yes but why would I waste my youth.

Darksabre 6 years ago
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thisoneguywhohasaverylongurl 11 years ago
I dont have to deal with twenty years? And no sleep? Sounds good to me

MClover :D 11 years ago
I see no down side because I wanna skip part of my life anyways

Codingmaster398 9 years ago
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cgn397 12 years ago
Great I can just skip ahead to the future and then never have to sleep there! A little age lost but half a lifetime not wasted in sleep!

minimite16 11 years ago
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