Minority GURINUUUU was a girl. Moderately popular she enjoyed life. Then one day she found a new animal it was ugly and mean. She showed it to the world. Then it killed her by pooting. Then it to did the same to the rest of the world. Then it bred and beca...[Show full comment]
Didn’t you even read the fuc-wait. *Looks at pfp and username* Hey, is everything alright? You feeling okay?
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WoodStuff7 years ago
*finds a nirmoll* hey guys i found a nirmoll he"s really weak and can't kill anything
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EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago
discover peaceful dragons that if they kill me (and only me) then i will be brought back to life an hour later, except with extremely enhanced physical abilities and the ability to turn into a dragon and back into a human whenever i want and have a secure ...[Show full comment]
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ButtleSniffMcSnapperDapple8 years ago
It doesn't mean I can't discover it.
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charaundertale1239 years ago
Fuck this shit om out!!!
Sans_The_Skeleton9 years ago
So true kiddo
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ABBEH9 years ago
Ill discover a unicorn
Akwa9 years ago
Even though Unicorns aren't real, if they were real you wouldn't be discovering them because the idea of unicorns has already been thought up. :)
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Fries Mirage12 years ago
pokemons
boooiiii3 years ago
"wanna be the one introducing the predator to the world?" "you know no thanks" "what if it looks like snorlax and kills you?" "you know i"m still good"
discovering a new species isn't a glory worth dying for
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Tomtom200410 years ago
Never... Just never!
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meisawesome8 years ago
No cuddles dont
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Tranduil8 years ago
I think it'll be rake
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lee09109 years ago
I'm no dying mate
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daBruh9 years ago
Charizard and ancient mew
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Nana2824610 years ago
God dammit tigershark
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OliviaTheGreat9 years ago
I am a new species
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Legohawk228 years ago
Where is the "I don´t care" button?
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imavirginnn4 years ago
upside.exe not found
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Toxicitor11 years ago
You don't get to choose, it might be a dung beetle, etc.
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KingSavage42019 years ago
dumbasses...
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ArmandoAuditore7 years ago
1.I share a fire type animal to the world
2 . Get Super Rich
3.Buys a underwater house secured with sharks, made out of metal and has an escape pod and jet
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AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
Turd nuggets
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JuanMaldo_9 years ago
what if i discover a peaceful one?
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hiworld9997 years ago
but what if you kill it first😃😱
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hatgirl52529 years ago
I'll let someone else find it. Descovering animals doesn't really sound like something I'd be interested in. If I have time to descover a new species then I have the time to do something that actually interests me. Besides, I've already discovered a rare s...[Show full comment]
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Chess_Player8 years ago
Why is this under the Doesn't matter had sex tag?
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TWillyHlast year
do it when ur a week away from death anyway
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Bee King10 years ago
irony
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evil brony9 years ago
#HELLNAW
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Lewoosh5 years ago
It was probably a pokemon lol
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GoldDude21GoldDude217 years ago
but what if I discover it on the other side of the world then take a jet back to ware I am now
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Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago
I guess my death is a warning
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daBruh9 years ago
I guess
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HeadHunter2449 years ago
Let someone else find it lol
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yayma10 years ago
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BiGB8 years ago
i dont see any downside kills u and the cancerous autistic people of this shithole of a planet
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Call_me_Elli3 years ago
„Yo, I found this nice species! It is going to kill us all a week later!“ „YAAAAY!!!“
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