You discover a new species of animal and share it with the world
but
It kills you a week later
I will not

PeelyPleasurer 2 years ago
Peely aint going out that fast. #1 Vic Roy

Kimu Hatake 10 years ago
I have already found a new species....It's called a Markimoo and it hasn't killed me yetXD

Victor Biersmith 13 years ago
If it likes killing humans, I don't think introducing it into the world would be a good thing

AsuraShun 4 years ago
just you
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rizza 10 years ago
Dragon's are here

AsuraShun 7 years ago
Introducing the new species of peaceful catgirls that will definitely not kill anyone

Comment Police 10 years ago
Minority GURINUUUU was a girl. Moderately popular she enjoyed life. Then one day she found a new animal it was ugly and mean. She showed it to the world. Then it killed her by pooting. Then it to did the same to the rest of the world. Then it bred and beca... [Show full comment]

StormTDR 9 years ago
A cliff hanger!!!
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Trueht 8 years ago
Would if I kill it before it kills me?

IanMP 8 years ago
what if it"s friendly or it can't bite?

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago
I know a new species! Monsters like me!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Didn’t you even read the fuc-wait. *Looks at pfp and username* Hey, is everything alright? You feeling okay?

WoodStuff 8 years ago
*finds a nirmoll* hey guys i found a nirmoll he"s really weak and can't kill anything

EPICSEGWAYMAN 10 years ago
discover peaceful dragons that if they kill me (and only me) then i will be brought back to life an hour later, except with extremely enhanced physical abilities and the ability to turn into a dragon and back into a human whenever i want and have a secure ... [Show full comment]

ButtleSniffMcSnapperDapple 10 years ago
It doesn't mean I can't discover it.

charaundertale123 11 years ago
Fuck this shit om out!!!

Sans_The_Skeleton 11 years ago
So true kiddo

ABBEH 11 years ago
Ill discover a unicorn

Akwa 11 years ago
Even though Unicorns aren't real, if they were real you wouldn't be discovering them because the idea of unicorns has already been thought up. :)

Fries Mirage 13 years ago
pokemons

boooiiii 5 years ago
"wanna be the one introducing the predator to the world?" "you know no thanks" "what if it looks like snorlax and kills you?" "you know i"m still good"

Adofl Hilter 13 years ago
no upside

BLB120404 6 years ago
And no downside for suicidal people
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AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
Turd nuggets

KingSavage4201 11 years ago
dumbasses...

ArmandoAuditore 8 years ago
1.I share a fire type animal to the world 2 . Get Super Rich 3.Buys a underwater house secured with sharks, made out of metal and has an escape pod and jet

JuanMaldo_ 11 years ago
what if i discover a peaceful one?

hiworld999 9 years ago
but what if you kill it first😃😱

hatgirl5252 10 years ago
I'll let someone else find it. Descovering animals doesn't really sound like something I'd be interested in. If I have time to descover a new species then I have the time to do something that actually interests me. Besides, I've already discovered a rare s... [Show full comment]

Chess_Player 9 years ago
Why is this under the Doesn't matter had sex tag?

TWillyH 3 years ago
do it when ur a week away from death anyway

Bee King 11 years ago
irony

evil brony 11 years ago
#HELLNAW

Lewoosh 6 years ago
It was probably a pokemon lol

daBruh 11 years ago
I guess

GoldDude21GoldDude21 8 years ago
but what if I discover it on the other side of the world then take a jet back to ware I am now

Codenamefirestarter 10 years ago
I guess my death is a warning

BiGB 9 years ago
i dont see any downside kills u and the cancerous autistic people of this shithole of a planet

HeadHunter244 10 years ago
Let someone else find it lol

yyw_reimu 2 months ago
你他妈是傻逼吗

yayma 11 years ago
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ButtBumperBiology 11 years ago
If it's a new species, there's already deadly creatures, at least they'll know it's deadly and to avoid them. Science with a camera and youtube!

Call_me_Elli 4 years ago
„Yo, I found this nice species! It is going to kill us all a week later!“ „YAAAAY!!!“

Swifty_1201 12 years ago
For science!

Samsam2234 10 years ago
My species is a new type of guinea pig

LIGHTSABERSWORD 8 years ago
Why

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago
I'll be a kitten. No one would hunt me. BUT IM A HELLSPAWN KITTEN THAT RAPES EVERYTHING!

soss117 11 years ago
At least you got a week to live

H4 5600 FROM HWC & CPTDB 10 years ago
If I was Donald Trump I would press the button. But I'm not.

heyeveryone 11 years ago
What if it's a good bacteria?

Trailman05 9 years ago
What if it"s in the ocean XD

timelordjohn 11 years ago
What if I want to die?

Coolboss1235 9 years ago
I don't wanna be killed by the bronkiosorpinglefart

Best name 11 years ago
A week after you find it lock yourself in a room with tons of food and water for that next week you're not near it can't kill you

AntonioHall 10 years ago
I"d like to keep my life thanks.

Sergio Corleone 11 years ago
It diden sey that i can kill it if it trys to kill me

Cursedcomments 6 years ago
*Discovers Pokemon* *Gets Murdered Afterwards*
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