You discover a new species of animal and share it with the world
but
It kills you a week later
I will not


PeelyPleasurer2 months ago
Peely aint going out that fast. #1 Vic Roy

Kimu Hatake9 years ago
I have already found a new species....It's called a Markimoo and it hasn't killed me yetXD

rizza9 years ago
Dragon's are here

AsuraShun5 years ago
Introducing the new species of peaceful catgirls that will definitely not kill anyone

Victor Biersmith12 years ago
If it likes killing humans, I don't think introducing it into the world would be a good thing

AsuraShun3 years ago
just you
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Comment Police9 years ago
Minority GURINUUUU was a girl. Moderately popular she enjoyed life. Then one day she found a new animal it was ugly and mean. She showed it to the world. Then it killed her by pooting. Then it to did the same to the rest of the world. Then it bred and beca...[Show full comment]

StormTDR7 years ago
A cliff hanger!!!
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Trueht7 years ago
Would if I kill it before it kills me?

IanMP7 years ago
what if it"s friendly or it can't bite?

Sans_The_Skeletonn7 years ago
I know a new species! Monsters like me!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Didn’t you even read the fuc-wait. *Looks at pfp and username* Hey, is everything alright? You feeling okay?

WoodStuff7 years ago
*finds a nirmoll* hey guys i found a nirmoll he"s really weak and can't kill anything

EPICSEGWAYMAN8 years ago
discover peaceful dragons that if they kill me (and only me) then i will be brought back to life an hour later, except with extremely enhanced physical abilities and the ability to turn into a dragon and back into a human whenever i want and have a secure ...[Show full comment]

ButtleSniffMcSnapperDapple8 years ago
It doesn't mean I can't discover it.

charaundertale1239 years ago
Fuck this shit om out!!!

Sans_The_Skeleton9 years ago
So true kiddo

ABBEH9 years ago
Ill discover a unicorn

Akwa9 years ago
Even though Unicorns aren't real, if they were real you wouldn't be discovering them because the idea of unicorns has already been thought up. :)

Fries Mirage12 years ago
pokemons

boooiiii3 years ago
"wanna be the one introducing the predator to the world?" "you know no thanks" "what if it looks like snorlax and kills you?" "you know i"m still good"

Adofl Hilter12 years ago
no upside

BLB1204045 years ago
And no downside for suicidal people
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Shooting_Star9877 years ago
That’s just messed up

guy who exists9 years ago
atleast people will remember me... until the eventual death of the human race or 1 year has pasted

SSJG2SSJ5AJR10 years ago
Mean

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

djrockfox9 years ago
YOR FUKING BRAIN IS ON FIRE FUCKTARD
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Leulast year
discovering a new species isn't a glory worth dying for

Tomtom200410 years ago
Never... Just never!

meisawesome8 years ago
No cuddles dont

Tranduil8 years ago
I think it'll be rake

lee09109 years ago
I'm no dying mate

daBruh9 years ago
Charizard and ancient mew

Nana2824610 years ago
God dammit tigershark

OliviaTheGreat9 years ago
I am a new species

Legohawk228 years ago
Where is the "I don´t care" button?

imavirginnn4 years ago
upside.exe not found

Toxicitor11 years ago
You don't get to choose, it might be a dung beetle, etc.

KingSavage42019 years ago
dumbasses...

ArmandoAuditore7 years ago
1.I share a fire type animal to the world 2 . Get Super Rich 3.Buys a underwater house secured with sharks, made out of metal and has an escape pod and jet

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
Turd nuggets

JuanMaldo_9 years ago
what if i discover a peaceful one?

hiworld9997 years ago
but what if you kill it first😃😱

hatgirl52529 years ago
I'll let someone else find it. Descovering animals doesn't really sound like something I'd be interested in. If I have time to descover a new species then I have the time to do something that actually interests me. Besides, I've already discovered a rare s...[Show full comment]

Chess_Player8 years ago
Why is this under the Doesn't matter had sex tag?

TWillyHlast year
do it when ur a week away from death anyway

Bee King10 years ago
irony

evil brony9 years ago
#HELLNAW

Lewoosh5 years ago
It was probably a pokemon lol

GoldDude21GoldDude217 years ago
but what if I discover it on the other side of the world then take a jet back to ware I am now

Codenamefirestarter 9 years ago
I guess my death is a warning

daBruh9 years ago
I guess

HeadHunter2449 years ago
Let someone else find it lol

yayma10 years ago
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BiGB8 years ago
i dont see any downside kills u and the cancerous autistic people of this shithole of a planet

Call_me_Elli3 years ago
„Yo, I found this nice species! It is going to kill us all a week later!“ „YAAAAY!!!“

Swifty_120111 years ago
For science!
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