You have a 50% chance of gaining a wallet that will provide any bill at any time. These bills are real money and the wallet never runs out of them.
but
You also have a 50% chance of being instantly teleported to any of the planets in our solar system (including Earth).
I will not

Hamistagan 10 years ago
shame pluto isnt defined as a planet anymore i hear its lovely in spring

Agori 2 months ago
I went last summer, I was happy enough there then, can't imagine how great it would look in spring time
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Callum Walton 11 years ago
Fuck that. As awesome as it sounds I don't want a "death by teleportation to mars".

El Tacodor 11 years ago
First, I would buy a working space suit. Then I would put it on before opening the wallet. And if I get teleported to a different planet, I can simply keep opening the wallet until I'm back on earth. #loophole

BaronVonTwit 9 years ago
You would die because you would run out of air before a rocket could get to you. and even if a rocket made it to you it couldn't take you back
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Serge Alix 13 years ago
i am not rich, but i am the first man on uranus

Hyltran 4 years ago
He would die for in one second.
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CR7RMA 9 years ago
It never said how many times I get teleported just keep teleporting till u get earth

A_Chinese 3 years ago
God"s Logic!

Yeyalovesu 10 years ago
I pressed the button XD

Vinece13 9 years ago
Where"s my space suit i"m going to spaceeeeee!

AwesomeBro404 9 years ago
Bring my spacesuit, flag and I'm ready.

Giliel 9 years ago
Teleportes in an astronaut suite, right?

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago
I'm ok with pushing the button I can either be rich or get away from my brother win win situation for me

Sammy Pace 13 years ago
I too like to live dangerously...

lilmissloophole 11 years ago
Get into a spaceship and press the button :) Spaceships have been to all the planets anyway. Once you're there, send a radio signal to earth. I'm 13 so there'd be massive protests against leaving me there. And, seeing as within the downside there is 1/8 pe... [Show full comment]

Fangheart 11 years ago
Man-made satellites were not.
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Ф. Тэмүүжин 13 years ago
Well its a game of chance , I am a man who likes to take his chances . Unless I freeze to death or incinerated , No thank you

Naval 11 years ago
The guy who named that planet uranus must be so fucking proud to getaway with this lol

Phase 9 years ago
Oh I can see the mass inflation from people who got the wallet from the button.

Craig W. Smith 13 years ago
What the hell flip a coin!

Snow_Wolf 10 years ago
As much as I want that, I don't think I'd be able to use that money after dying on another planet.

WilliamAfton 9 years ago
Teleporting at planets without enough of oxygen = death.

Xx-_-xX 10 years ago
Gotta bring a space suit

DwayneTheRockJohnsonFan 4 years ago
I never want to leave you ever, Dwayne.

CaptZone 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Hold on, let me just get into this spacesuit before I press the button. Worse case scenario, I radio in where I am and get NASA to rescue me.

I-cant-think-of-one 6 years ago
I fucking love astronomy and astrophysics so pls send me to another planet, preferably with a space suit!!!!!!

lilmissloophole 11 years ago
Get into a spaceship and press the button :) Spaceships have been to all the planets anyway. Once you're there, send a radio signal to earth. I'm 13 so there'd be massive protests against leaving me there. And, seeing as within the downside there is 1/8 pe... [Show full comment]

tedlat 10 years ago
i`d be rich but i still won`t be the first in uranus

njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc 8 years ago
You have a 50% chance of dying! Why would you press this?!

Travden 12 years ago
You die instantly(ruling out teleporting to earth) or get rich sounds goods to me

👻ᏕᎮᏋፈᏖᏒᏋ👻 10 years ago
And now I can't breathe. Just my luck.

Nocha 11 years ago
Ever heard of a job? Work a few hours, 100% chance of getting any bill of real money!

winchester.love 10 years ago
Take a chance

IkeyIlex 2 years ago
So, basically, I push the button one time, and there's a 50% that I gut infinite money, a 6.25% chance I'm fine, and a 43.75% chance I'll die more or less instantly. Better odds than winning the lottery!

WolfAlpha101 9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom"s name five t... [Show full comment]

Hyltran 5 years ago
If you end up on Mars and is immortal from previous buttons. You can make a big SOS with stone so people can se it from earth and come and save you 🌍

dasdsad 11 years ago
rnrnDONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name... [Show full comment]

gjhaag 9 years ago
use the money to buy a space suit with oxygen

Nintelda 10 years ago
Well, if you add up your chances, you'll most likely end up on Earth. 50%+12.5% (I'm not counting Pluto in this one.) I think my math might be off though.

Killwithstyle 10 years ago
Nope your good.

Likerman198 11 years ago
Buy a coat

Derpderpington 8 years ago
I want my grave to say "first man to Saturn no one really knows how he got there but he"s dead now"

happyvally 12 years ago
It could be a 1 dollar bill but yet it could be a 100 dollar bill

Tigerstripestar230 11 years ago
I could suffacate or burn. Rather not.

CRAZY101 9 years ago
First person on Pluto!

SamanthaKrause 8 years ago
Pluto isnt a planet though....

Jamie Anderson 13 years ago
How can you have a 50% chance of teleporting somehwere...? as in 50% no teleport, then the remaining 50% is made up of 8 planets (poor Pluto), one of which is Earth. That means it's a 56.25% chance of surviving. If you don't get money and die, no loss really. Get money and die, no loss. Meh.

Fire_breathing_bitch_queen 4 years ago
Damn

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago
Yay. I did a flippy-coin and got da wallet. Woohoo

Hmmmmm 9 years ago
Fame or fortune....which one? Which one?🤔

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago
It didnt say it was random. Just teleport to earth.

Penny_Exists 4 years ago
So 50% of people here have a gambling addiction.

CheeseManTheFirst 11 years ago
Better put my spacesuit on!

Pinguinnutt 11 years ago
YOU DONT HAVE TO UAE THE WALET.......... DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh

yesDOTexe 6 years ago
either i confuse scientists when they find my skeleton or im rich

Violent angel 13 11 years ago
Have air tank every time duhh
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