Vegetables taste like bacon
but
bacon tatses like boiled eggplant
I will not


Auggy3 months ago
its a downside cause eggplant emojis are used for something else 🍆💦 so just picture a guy oiled up and avoid that Mission solved but I ain't clicking

Blobtastic8 years ago
🍆 eggplant is a veggie so it would taste like bacon so this question just FAILED

UglyMarker11 months ago
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Tina Brown12 years ago
If A=B and B=C, then A=C. All vegetables AND bacon would taste like boiled eggplant. Lose lose scenario.

CoolAwesomeSylvester3 years ago
youre a loser and nobody lieks you.
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losingluke7 years ago
i hate bacon though, i like broccoli, i"m weird

Swshine3218 years ago
So i can be healthy for something i.. Like?

MCRISLIFE8 years ago
I'm a vegetarian soooo

Peopod1019 years ago
Dude. Just never eat actual bacon anymore!

Tinker Bell9 years ago
don't eat bacon duh

Memyselfi9310 years ago
Easy. Just eat veggies. Be healthy. Win win

Taylor Nieuwdorp12 years ago
If you ever crave bacon...just eat vegetables, don't eat actual bacon if you want the taste of bacon.

Grant Jones12 years ago
Why wouldn't you press the button? Veggies taste like bacon meaning you can eat all you want, get as slim as you want and still love bacon, and you wouldnt even need to eat bacon anyway because the vegetables taste like it?

NiftyChibi7 years ago
Yea, but all vegetables taste like bacon, and eggplant is a vegetable, so eggplant tastes like bacon, so bacon tastes like bacon.
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Jenny Golder12 years ago
It's still healthier so parents will nag you to eat your vegetables and you won't mind.

KnightIsButton9 years ago
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KingGanondorf7 years ago
Just never eat bacon.

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Aftertale Frisk <3 (=) )9 years ago
GUYS! IF THE BACON TASTES LIKE BOILED EGGPLANT, AND THE VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE BACON, YOUR VEGETABLES AND BACON TASTE LIKE BOILED EGGPLANT!

setorines10 years ago
So the unhealthy thing tastes terrible? And the healthy things taste great? Why would you not want that?

Rickandmorty208 years ago
Sucking down cucumber to taste like bacon be so weird

neonsilver1110 years ago
Thus, vegetables would taste like boiled eggplant.

aliyah9 years ago
So basically everyone just gets to be skinny

paalanboy11 years ago
yeah bac.... i mean brocoli, yeay

Aiderswiz449 years ago
you eat more vegetables then you do bacon so you would get more satisfactiion

Nothingness9 years ago
I dont like bacon am i the only 1

Ayrton Twigg12 years ago
a good way to make both mom and myself happy...

Smartest-Man3 years ago
A=B B=C, therefore by the Transitive Property, A=C. Vegetables taste like eggplant.

Annie3320169 years ago
Well I currently not eat Bacon so...

notnothuman8 years ago
Bacon all over everything is trash. I"d rather have vegetables, they aren't so bad

furious fox10 years ago
so dont eat the bacon, the vegetables are healthier

New_Era6 years ago
What is the upside

Caden.miles 9 years ago
Does that mean that if I eat any veggie it's tastes like bacon? To be honest I don't like veggies

Kelsey-Scott8 years ago
I dont like bacon tho

TandyB100110 years ago
No downside cause vegetables are good for u and now you can just eat that and get bacon taste

idc9 years ago
so don't eat the bacon just eat the vegetables

12deathguns9 years ago
I hate bacon

ai2delley10 years ago
Then I could be healthy without even trying. I'd eat vegetables every day

Bunny_hop_hop9 years ago
I don't like bacon so it doesn't really affect me that much

dankmemes1017 years ago
/"tatses/"

coolskybro10 years ago
Then i would never eat bacon easy

Luke Benford12 years ago
Glad i'm a damn vegetarian

brown_yoshi2 years ago
i think its a bad decision because so many veggies taste good as is and if they taste like bacon those flavors will go away

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asianmuzikboy9 years ago
DO NOT COPY AND PASTE THIS!!!

KubGirl148 years ago
Don't worry guys! bacon is still bacon-y, it only "tatses" like eggplant!

Warper12310 years ago
THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER IF YOU EAT BACON IT WILL TASTE EGGPLANT BUT IF YOU EAT EGGPLANT YOU WILL TASTE BACON WITCH TASTES LIKE EGG PLANT (yes i know if you eat vegetables it tastes like bacon but bacon still tastes like eggplant so you taste eggplant also i kinda like eggplant

privateinferno9 years ago
nice to have a change from bacon

Airbus A3809 years ago
Don't need actual bacon anymore

BawbRaws8 years ago
Not much of a downside here. Heck, there"s NO downside, because then there"s no reason to eat something so delicious and unhealthy at the same time.

IMayHavePressedIt10 years ago
Just don't eat Bacon and start chowin down on you'r veggies

beau9 years ago
Then, don't eat fucking bacon

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez12 years ago
That much more incentive to eat healthy! hell yeah!

AColdGuy4 years ago
"Vegetables taste like bacon"... Uh, but I like tomatoes.

xtreme-outside4 years ago
tomatoes are fruit your lucky
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