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Auggy 2 years ago

its a downside cause eggplant emojis are used for something else 🍆💦 so just picture a guy oiled up and avoid that Mission solved but I ain't clicking

Blobtastic 9 years ago

🍆 eggplant is a veggie so it would taste like bacon so this question just FAILED

UglyMarker 2 years ago

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Tina Brown 13 years ago

If A=B and B=C, then A=C. All vegetables AND bacon would taste like boiled eggplant. Lose lose scenario.

CoolAwesomeSylvester 5 years ago

youre a loser and nobody lieks you.

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losingluke 8 years ago

i hate bacon though, i like broccoli, i"m weird

Swshine321 9 years ago

So i can be healthy for something i.. Like?

MCRISLIFE 10 years ago

I'm a vegetarian soooo

Peopod101 10 years ago

Dude. Just never eat actual bacon anymore!

Tinker Bell 10 years ago

don't eat bacon duh

Memyselfi93 11 years ago

Easy. Just eat veggies. Be healthy. Win win

Taylor Nieuwdorp 13 years ago

If you ever crave bacon...just eat vegetables, don't eat actual bacon if you want the taste of bacon.

Jenny Golder 13 years ago

It's still healthier so parents will nag you to eat your vegetables and you won't mind.

Grant Jones 13 years ago

Why wouldn't you press the button? Veggies taste like bacon meaning you can eat all you want, get as slim as you want and still love bacon, and you wouldnt even need to eat bacon anyway because the vegetables taste like it?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Yea, but all vegetables taste like bacon, and eggplant is a vegetable, so eggplant tastes like bacon, so bacon tastes like bacon.

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GhostTactician 11 years ago

Vegetables would taste like bacon Then bacon would taste like eggplants Wouldn't vegetables taste like eggplants? But isn't eggplant a vegetable Wouldn't it taste like bacon?

ThisNerd 11 years ago

No downside. Now I can finally be a vegetarian.

Creepite 11 years ago

Eggplant is a vegetable, so if I eat an eggplant it will taste like bacon, but bacon tastes like eggplant.

Ramface321 8 years ago

That would just mean all vegetables would taste like boiled eggplant.

Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

Bacon is expensive compared to most vegetables... why eat the real bacon anyway

Genkiduro 12 years ago

Wait ... WAIT ... If vegetables taste like bacon ... and bacon taste like boiled eggplant ... doesn't that mean, vegetables taste like boiled eggplant? ...

Mackenzie 11 years ago

I don't like bacon

ValerieParker 9 years ago

No upside, here. I like vegetables. I also like my bacon to taste my bacon (especially since I depend on it for low carb).

Iris_Dragonstar 11 years ago

I'd eat way more vegetables! I'd just stay away from the actual bacon!

backflipboy 4 years ago

anyone gonna talk about how someone asked the chat if they wanna have sex tonight? its a problem

CaptinGamer 11 years ago

Healthy and delicious.

TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago

Then don't eat bacon DUUUU

vivajohn1968 11 years ago

I like vegetables tho

Chase Queentry 13 years ago

but boiled eggplant would taste like bacon

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

WEIRD!!!!!!!!

Xandria 9 years ago

But I like the way veggies taste

MarBearYo 11 years ago

Bacon is nasty

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

the 34675 (43%) of people are fucking idiots

HaremKingSenpai 11 years ago

I mean...if it TATSES...i'm ok with it

KnightIsButton 11 years ago

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KingGanondorf 8 years ago

Just never eat bacon.

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