Will You Press The Button?

Auggy 2 years ago

its a downside cause eggplant emojis are used for something else 🍆💦 so just picture a guy oiled up and avoid that Mission solved but I ain't clicking

Blobtastic 9 years ago

🍆 eggplant is a veggie so it would taste like bacon so this question just FAILED

UglyMarker 2 years ago

Wow. . . You guys are true sigmas!!! DattebayO!!!!!

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Tina Brown 13 years ago

If A=B and B=C, then A=C. All vegetables AND bacon would taste like boiled eggplant. Lose lose scenario.

CoolAwesomeSylvester 5 years ago

youre a loser and nobody lieks you.

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losingluke 8 years ago

i hate bacon though, i like broccoli, i"m weird

Swshine321 9 years ago

So i can be healthy for something i.. Like?

MCRISLIFE 10 years ago

I'm a vegetarian soooo

Peopod101 10 years ago

Dude. Just never eat actual bacon anymore!

Tinker Bell 10 years ago

don't eat bacon duh

Memyselfi93 11 years ago

Easy. Just eat veggies. Be healthy. Win win

Taylor Nieuwdorp 13 years ago

If you ever crave bacon...just eat vegetables, don't eat actual bacon if you want the taste of bacon.

Grant Jones 13 years ago

Why wouldn't you press the button? Veggies taste like bacon meaning you can eat all you want, get as slim as you want and still love bacon, and you wouldnt even need to eat bacon anyway because the vegetables taste like it?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Yea, but all vegetables taste like bacon, and eggplant is a vegetable, so eggplant tastes like bacon, so bacon tastes like bacon.

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Jenny Golder 13 years ago

It's still healthier so parents will nag you to eat your vegetables and you won't mind.

Bunny_hop_hop 11 years ago

I don't like bacon so it doesn't really affect me that much

dankmemes101 9 years ago

/"tatses/"

coolskybro 11 years ago

Then i would never eat bacon easy

12deathguns 10 years ago

I hate bacon

ai2delley 12 years ago

Then I could be healthy without even trying. I'd eat vegetables every day

KubGirl14 9 years ago

Don't worry guys! bacon is still bacon-y, it only "tatses" like eggplant!

Warper123 11 years ago

THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER IF YOU EAT BACON IT WILL TASTE EGGPLANT BUT IF YOU EAT EGGPLANT YOU WILL TASTE BACON WITCH TASTES LIKE EGG PLANT (yes i know if you eat vegetables it tastes like bacon but bacon still tastes like eggplant so you taste eggplant also i kinda like eggplant

privateinferno 10 years ago

nice to have a change from bacon

Luke Benford 13 years ago

Glad i'm a damn vegetarian

brown_yoshi 3 years ago

i think its a bad decision because so many veggies taste good as is and if they taste like bacon those flavors will go away

fdadsacksfsfsf 11 years ago

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asianmuzikboy 11 years ago

DO NOT COPY AND PASTE THIS!!!

beau 11 years ago

Then, don't eat fucking bacon

Arthur Schadenfreude Gonzalez 13 years ago

That much more incentive to eat healthy! hell yeah!

AColdGuy 5 years ago

"Vegetables taste like bacon"... Uh, but I like tomatoes.

xtreme-outside 5 years ago

tomatoes are fruit your lucky

Airbus A380 11 years ago

Don't need actual bacon anymore

BawbRaws 9 years ago

Not much of a downside here. Heck, there"s NO downside, because then there"s no reason to eat something so delicious and unhealthy at the same time.

IMayHavePressedIt 11 years ago

Just don't eat Bacon and start chowin down on you'r veggies

silversniper99 11 years ago

i dont eat bacon

mpgami 10 years ago

just start eating vegetables. that way you're healthy AND it all tastes like bacon

greekdeadpool 12 years ago

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roboduck3336 11 years ago

but you would get sick of bacon eventually and vegtables taste fine anyways you would then not want vegtabls cause they taste of bacon and your sick of bacon so yeah BE HAPPY CAUSE BACON IS BACON!

CoolCommander 10 years ago

Then i would not eat bacon simple

VaswStr 12 years ago

If all vegetables taste like bacon then its a win

Aeroon 11 years ago

does it taste bad?

shane_mccollum 9 years ago

Is this a 1st level feat for a vegan?

Synister 11 years ago

Downside?

ninjabot 5 years ago

If you press this you are not okay

ggabbyy 11 years ago

then u r eating eggplant....

Dori_Is_Magic 9 years ago

But, if vegetables taste like bacon but bacon tastes like boiled eggplant, vegetables would taste that too, no win-win here. Besides, WHAT"S WRONG WITH VEGETABLES"???!!

juun81 11 years ago

I like the taste of vegetables...

Diego Ramirez Rodriguez 13 years ago

Finally I will eat healthier

Ristall8 10 years ago

I HATE BACON! sue me

TandyB1001 11 years ago

No downside cause vegetables are good for u and now you can just eat that and get bacon taste

DanHowellWannaBe 11 years ago

I hate bacon

HufflepuffDork 8 years ago

I mean, I"d be way healthier than I am currently.

Sammipajammie 11 years ago

I don't eat bacon

Prestige1076 11 years ago

Its a paradox. If A tastes like B, and B tastes like C, then A tastes like C, Which would then Make A taste like B, and so on. It is a never ending cycle of paradoxes on this website.

J3uurm 11 years ago

Not a paradox, just the transitive property. Did you pass geometry?

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

if a tastes like b and b tastes like c then a tastes like c.

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