Will You Press The Button?

Auggy3 months ago

its a downside cause eggplant emojis are used for something else 🍆💦 so just picture a guy oiled up and avoid that Mission solved but I ain't clicking

Blobtastic8 years ago

🍆 eggplant is a veggie so it would taste like bacon so this question just FAILED

UglyMarker11 months ago

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Tina Brown12 years ago

If A=B and B=C, then A=C. All vegetables AND bacon would taste like boiled eggplant. Lose lose scenario.

CoolAwesomeSylvester3 years ago

youre a loser and nobody lieks you.

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losingluke7 years ago

i hate bacon though, i like broccoli, i"m weird

Swshine3218 years ago

So i can be healthy for something i.. Like?

MCRISLIFE8 years ago

I'm a vegetarian soooo

Peopod1019 years ago

Dude. Just never eat actual bacon anymore!

Tinker Bell9 years ago

don't eat bacon duh

Memyselfi9310 years ago

Easy. Just eat veggies. Be healthy. Win win

Taylor Nieuwdorp12 years ago

If you ever crave bacon...just eat vegetables, don't eat actual bacon if you want the taste of bacon.

Jenny Golder12 years ago

It's still healthier so parents will nag you to eat your vegetables and you won't mind.

Grant Jones12 years ago

Why wouldn't you press the button? Veggies taste like bacon meaning you can eat all you want, get as slim as you want and still love bacon, and you wouldnt even need to eat bacon anyway because the vegetables taste like it?

NiftyChibi7 years ago

Yea, but all vegetables taste like bacon, and eggplant is a vegetable, so eggplant tastes like bacon, so bacon tastes like bacon.

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ThisNerd10 years ago

No downside. Now I can finally be a vegetarian.

Creepite9 years ago

Eggplant is a vegetable, so if I eat an eggplant it will taste like bacon, but bacon tastes like eggplant.

Ramface3217 years ago

That would just mean all vegetables would taste like boiled eggplant.

GhostTactician9 years ago

Vegetables would taste like bacon Then bacon would taste like eggplants Wouldn't vegetables taste like eggplants? But isn't eggplant a vegetable Wouldn't it taste like bacon?

Mackenzie9 years ago

I don't like bacon

ValerieParker7 years ago

No upside, here. I like vegetables. I also like my bacon to taste my bacon (especially since I depend on it for low carb).

Iris_Dragonstar10 years ago

I'd eat way more vegetables! I'd just stay away from the actual bacon!

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago

Bacon is expensive compared to most vegetables... why eat the real bacon anyway

Genkiduro10 years ago

Wait ... WAIT ... If vegetables taste like bacon ... and bacon taste like boiled eggplant ... doesn't that mean, vegetables taste like boiled eggplant? ...

TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago

Then don't eat bacon DUUUU

vivajohn196810 years ago

I like vegetables tho

Chase Queentry12 years ago

but boiled eggplant would taste like bacon

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

WEIRD!!!!!!!!

backflipboy3 years ago

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CaptinGamer9 years ago

Healthy and delicious.

MarBearYo9 years ago

Bacon is nasty

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago

the 34675 (43%) of people are fucking idiots

HaremKingSenpai9 years ago

I mean...if it TATSES...i'm ok with it

Xandria8 years ago

But I like the way veggies taste

KingGanondorf7 years ago

Just never eat bacon.

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