50710 (54%) 42603 (46%)
50710 (54%) people have pressed this button, while 42603 (46%) did not.
You'll know everything in the universe...
but
You'll be unable to tell anybody, instead you'll just wee yourself.
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Maraiya9 years ago
I can write it and leave it for someone to find. Technically, i didnt tell anyone. Someone found out.

therealobama3 years ago
if someone asks me something, do i just pee?

boykisser11 months ago
real

Javongod3 years ago
Ok I be a super hero with out people knowing

Migdin18 years ago
I will get a pet and name it Anybody, then i can tell it to everyone except my pet

banananananananan9 months ago
nb
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TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

TinaLucia2 years ago
Now that you know everything you know how to turn yourself back into a human
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Tyler Guimond12 years ago
if you know everything, you'd know how to break the cycle and tell people.

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Why tell anyone anything...THEY WON'T CARE!
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TaioMalynn8 years ago
Adult diapers 👌

I Pitty da FOOL9 years ago
And you will know how to stop yourself from wee wee....(this was probably made by a two year old)

Sabi9 years ago
Ok write a book then and it is free for evryone

DiamondFist127 years ago
Hasn’t there been like 5000000 questions like this

Kenney Rowe12 years ago
Doctor who

SuperKael9 years ago
no downside.

The Killer Courier9 years ago
I DONT CARE I KEEP THE KNOWLEDGE TO MYSELF ALREADY

whyamiselfish10110 years ago
do it, build a time machine,not tell anybody:write it down dumbass

its_de_margs7 years ago
say it or write it in code....jesus...

Hayabusa003GuardianOftheFarmiryOfDucks9 years ago
write it down

Pickels7 years ago
Eh. It"s not that bad to wee yourself. J

MAGNETIC ICE9 years ago
Just build a computer chip that has the knolage of the universe and give it to Canada

DarkAngel1179 years ago
I WILL KNOW HOW TO SUMMONER A GUARDIAN. I NEED NOTHING ELSE!

LiunrSnivy8 years ago
So if I press the button I pee myself?

Foxtastic4 years ago
Can't i just write stuff on a letter? 1000000 IQ move

BigFatFluffyPenguin9 years ago
Dis is a cool one

Dalekbuster5239 years ago
What harm would a little wee do to anyone?

Battlefield_20259 years ago
I'll just write an ebook

Lywondo10 years ago
Umm, that means i would know how NOT to wee my self... and also know how to find a way to tell people. Some people really need to think through some of the questions they make on this site...

Mangomagmaman7 years ago
So I can't tell anyone anything? Anything at all?

Ifredward8 years ago
I'm just gonna wee myself and enjoy knowing Morgan Freeman is an interdimensional entity with the sole purpose of entertaining all life-from with his sexy voice.

PenguinAssault9 years ago
Who would still be able to write it on paper.

OldMakBook9 years ago
So in other words if I tell someone I'll piss myself? But if I don't then I won't piss myself? Seems good enough I'll be like the Doctor then!

setorines10 years ago
How is it that if you know everything people think I'll steal from everyone. Not I'll know great business ideas and which stocks will be most profitable? Mild loss for my faith in humanity

Hii237 years ago
Build a rocket solve world hunger whats the down side?

deathbypanzer9 years ago
No downside here

wglenn039 years ago
a squeaker worte this

Atreyu Setter12 years ago
LOL i don't mind not telling anyone.

awesomeboss1209 years ago
I don't have to tell anyone

usoutlaw8 years ago
thats why you wright that shit down

HowDareYou9 years ago
Did anyone that said yes to this think "oh I can just use a catheter or diapers and problem solved."? Cause that's where my mind went.. but I clicked no.

BACONLIFE9 years ago
Lol omfg I'm almost just pissed myself reading that it's dumb but it's so dumb it's funny as hell

Warmchne9 years ago
Write it down. So people can read it after you've died.

Ronnales10 years ago
Writing stuff down isn't telling people

GFcleverman7 years ago
Just don't tell anyone Plain and simple

aLiResistant9 years ago
Well if I don know Anything I Can't tell anyone too ! why not ?

Unenzor8 years ago
"You'll just wee yourself" what drugs is the submitter on?

Dooriel9 years ago
So technically The Giver without the weeing part?

agnii10 years ago
I wold have no reason to live

PikaManiac6289 years ago
I didn't understand because of the wee part

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago
Just write down everything you know, so when you are gone, people will now everything.

Kittenlover1017 years ago
I already know the meaning of life. It"s 42.

ThePaulDude8 years ago
Why tell people anyway, they probably wouldn't believe you anyway.

Phasmid99 years ago
knowledge is power. If I know everything in the universe, I am the most powerful man in the entire universe. GIMME!!!!
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