You become 5'11", 210 lbs, incredibly muscular and can throw perfect uppercuts
but
You must throw 1,000 uppercuts per day, or you become a 4'11", 90-lb nerd
I will not

spiral 10 years ago
In cm and kg thanks?

clormodtehtoad 4 months ago
is it hard for you commies to speak freedom?
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aosfdjoaspdifjoasdijfiasjdfo 9 years ago
I'm already a nerd.

fuyufrost 10 years ago
I win either way

Rythimal 3 years ago
i lose weight either way so win win. 5"10" and 180.

kmartpaepae 8 years ago
Lmao I’m already a nerd

Tropby 10 years ago
These are actually almost perfectly my measurements, but I'm chubby instead of muscular :P

Nosaj 10 years ago
My abs are so awesome I need a layer of fat to keep them safe.
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NiftyChibi 8 years ago
I'm already the downside, thanks.

MemeWolf0805 9 years ago
im already a 4"11" 90-lb nerd :")

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
same

GGamer135 8 years ago
im already one so im fine but the only wrong thing is that im half muscular, that was easy.

Buttonpresser25678 9 years ago
I'm already an 80-lb nerd so I guess I get something out of it either way

AssHar 9 years ago
Being a nerd would be great, you"d get good grades and be smart and shit. Sign me the hell up! (Since its impossible to do 1k uppercuts a day)

Swshine321 9 years ago
I'm.super light and IDC about my height and im pretty strong for a girl

Frostyemeraldgirl 10 years ago
ONE PUNCH MAN STYLE

Rakeem123 7 years ago
I'm already the upside so I'm good

thecoolfirepro 9 months ago
im alr an nerd so ig i take it

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Jkamari07 9 years ago
That"s already me and I'm used to it so

Sizzle 10 years ago
Seriously?

Greencheese_dude 2 years ago
Downside?

nogaka 10 years ago
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EthanForNintendo3DS 5 years ago
nice

Kefke 9 years ago
Little do you know being shorter and thinner is my secret goal! MWAHAHAHA!

MattD-344 8 years ago
Already nerdy and just under 90lbs, and I’m PROUD OF IT although I’m 5’ 4”

xxToxicCandyxx 9 years ago
Well I'm a girl... so I don't want to be 5"11, 210 and super muscular

Icedragonsoul 10 years ago
I see no downsides

DieDonaldTrump 9 years ago
What"s the downside

Cosmalisk last year
Femboy nerds to the power!

Jack Mullaney 13 years ago
Why 5'11" specifically? Why not round it up to 6" or more? Is OP trying to project his uppercutting dreams onto us?

ABTypo 9 years ago
I don't wanna. I'm happy being 193lbs at 6"3"

consideratedone 4 years ago
I"d be down to be a 4"11", 90-lb nerd

BartekTomasik 9 years ago
Gain 12 centimeters and 40 kilos? HELL NO Lose 18 centimeters and 7 kilos? ALSO HELL NO

Uncookedham87 10 years ago
FLAWLESS UPPERCUTS ALL DAY, EVERY FUCKIN DAY

Peti 9 years ago
how is being a manlet an upside?

lh0000 10 years ago
if i can throw perfect uppercuts that means my uppercuts are near instantaneous because of perfection

CainM 6 years ago
I'm already 5"11" and I'm 13

Magical-Trashbag 9 years ago
4"5" anyway :T

NiftyChibi 8 years ago
4"5"?!?! What are you, or have you not reached your growth spurt yet?

schijt 9 years ago
i dont know what da wea (what it means)

JORDANISAHUGECUNT 10 years ago
Hell yeah and when i get old ill stop doing uppercuts and wont be fat

216 2 years ago
banoon ragoon

117__ 9 years ago
Why would I want to get shorter?

/d/awnChan 10 years ago
Then I wouldn't do the punches and take hormones and transition into a petite girl. Fucking down.

MeruemRequiem 5 years ago
All might

DarknessIsHere 10 years ago
I'm ok with either. :)

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
5"11? Fuck no I'm already 6"3 I can't afford to lose my height.

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago
I press button, I don't workout, I become smart.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
1000 uppercuts a day that"s insane!

Terraturtle 9 years ago
Well I'm a 4"10 and 80 pounds so why not

BoingyBoingerton last year
Haha, sure, sounds fun. I always wanted to be one of two extremes, a tall beefy chad, or someone short and ready to crossdress.

Bo Wilson 13 years ago
That's smaller than I currently am...

lolnothanks 10 years ago
sorry nope I can deal with being taller than 4"11" and non muscular

andreithepotatoman 4 years ago
Second option is perfect for a trans in denial like me
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