Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 years ago

I don't want to marry.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I would say divorce, but it"d be far easier and faster to kill him.

GodsMoralelast year

You right

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K-Dawn9 years ago

Did you know that being legally married to someone does not mean you have to ever be anywhere near them?

Mady09 years ago

Yes

Miatrase4 years ago

Enemies to lovers 😏

Nikita Palisoc12 years ago

B-baka! I hate you. I-It's not that Iike you or anything...

SteamyPizzaR0lls2 years ago

Shit was not funny. Fucking weeb

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Z0m41e7 years ago

If she "accidentaly" drops from roof?

Sir Fartsalot9 years ago

But you said I could get anything... does that include a new spouse?

wiserzero10 years ago

unlimited wives please!!

CoasterBot7 years ago

What kind of medieval person has multiple wives?

Bryan Foley12 years ago

Can always divorce them.

easportsfor5-994 years ago

correct

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MJ7777 years ago

Finally time to murder Justin Bieber

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

Divorce is a thing.

AnyBG1237 years ago

Lol

LaneHunter7 years ago

HONEY! I WANT A DIVORCE!

KingOfDairyQueen5 years ago

Your profile pic makes this 10x better

_EDGELORD_8 years ago

sambo???

JC8 years ago

I DO NOT HATE ANYONE!

hyperboid10 months ago

Same... ...unless you count orange president and space sex guy.

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kingkitty8 years ago

Just divorce them right after.

Tokiahasoka9 years ago

I can still kill them once we get married tho

TrisKat9 years ago

Murder. Done.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Exactly!

HunterNiemeier9 years ago

You could have unlimited space between you and that person. BOOSH loop-hole!

halfyou9 years ago

Divorce

Monika Arasim12 years ago

perhaps marrying a kismesis and killing it wouldnt be a bad idea

SBURBIAN9 years ago

perhaps marrying vriska is fine because we are in a matesprit-kismesis relationship right now.

Sean Gaylets12 years ago

How good looking was this person?

OBOMBERlast year

Okay, wow so strange that my husband suddenly died when I shot him with my space laser

VaporeonLuver8 years ago

Luv isn't something u force. It is brought upon u 2 cherish! So I didn't press the button. If everything came easy, there would b no point 2 life! 2 work 4 ur dreams!

christox10 years ago

get a divorce.

oLuke7 years ago

You guys ever just D I V O R C E

konic09 years ago

i just have to wish for her eternal love and submission, this way i make who i hate may slave, and do whatever the hell i want.

insaninater10 years ago

Never said you couldn't divorce them or remarry.

Buttonpresser256787 years ago

Just divorse them after and keep your infinite of infinite different things since it doesn't it has to exist

Manza1239 years ago

Sex slave... I hate trump, just fyi

Andrew Kelly12 years ago

Theeen I get a divorce.

dearevanhansen7 years ago

why can't you just imply you hate someone and marry them when you actually love em? use your mind

Derpenstein9 years ago

Ill just never mary

Brya Wallace12 years ago

Quickly divorce them after being married

Panifex8 years ago

Proof that there is no downside 1. I have unlimited everything. 2. Part of everything is wishes, so I have unlimited wishes. 3. Given unlimited wishes, some of them are sure to be granted. 4. If I wish enough for one thing (e.g. an instant divorce) I w...[Show full comment]

GurlOfDaButton9 years ago

lol i hate my laptop cuz it traps me in its power i dont really care though

Hyltran3 years ago

I’m a man can I merry Putin?

lizabean8 years ago

I "hate" you

Coalmander10 years ago

Just divorce the person, and marry again

DogsDogsandDogs8 years ago

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oldnotweak10 years ago

divorce... anullment... frame her for a crime to get rid of her, and if all else fails.....

Fetus-griffin4 years ago

Kill them

cursing_cash9 years ago

you can just get a divorce

atomguy11210 years ago

Unlimited Divorces!!

schmebalydook7 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't divorce...

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

then annulled instant.

Annastina Nyman12 years ago

Get a divorce... or if you can't or you'll lose the "unlimited everything".. just don't give a shit. :D You can still be with someone else and do anything you want except marry another person (unless you're somewhere you can have many spouses..). Good enough for me.

THE-FBI5 years ago

For a quick and easy solution... let me spell it out for ya M-U-R-D-E-R its quick and simply just take a knife from you infinite reasorses and what"s done is done, and guess what when your done you gotta meal too.

MydogsaBruh9 years ago

Unlimited anything includes girls. I could just ditch that person I hate.

AxelAirashii10 years ago

How have more people said no to this? You can divorce the person you hate and re-marry. Never says you can't.

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