Will You Press The Button?

You get unlimited everything for ever

but

You have to marry someone you hate badly

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Maharidlast year

I don't want to marry.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

I would say divorce, but it"d be far easier and faster to kill him.

GodsMorale9 months ago

You right

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K-Dawn8 years ago

Did you know that being legally married to someone does not mean you have to ever be anywhere near them?

Mady08 years ago

Yes

Miatrase4 years ago

Enemies to lovers 😏

Nikita Palisoc12 years ago

B-baka! I hate you. I-It's not that Iike you or anything...

SteamyPizzaR0lls2 years ago

Shit was not funny. Fucking weeb

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Z0m41e7 years ago

If she "accidentaly" drops from roof?

Sir Fartsalot9 years ago

But you said I could get anything... does that include a new spouse?

wiserzero9 years ago

unlimited wives please!!

CoasterBot7 years ago

What kind of medieval person has multiple wives?

Bryan Foley12 years ago

Can always divorce them.

easportsfor5-994 years ago

correct

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MJ7777 years ago

Finally time to murder Justin Bieber

JackyLawrenceDotCom7 years ago

Divorce is a thing.

AnyBG1237 years ago

Lol

LaneHunter7 years ago

HONEY! I WANT A DIVORCE!

KingOfDairyQueen5 years ago

Your profile pic makes this 10x better

_EDGELORD_8 years ago

sambo???

JC8 years ago

I DO NOT HATE ANYONE!

hyperboid8 months ago

Same... ...unless you count orange president and space sex guy.

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kingkitty8 years ago

Just divorce them right after.

Tokiahasoka8 years ago

I can still kill them once we get married tho

TrisKat8 years ago

Murder. Done.

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Exactly!

HunterNiemeier8 years ago

You could have unlimited space between you and that person. BOOSH loop-hole!

halfyou9 years ago

Divorce

Monika Arasim12 years ago

perhaps marrying a kismesis and killing it wouldnt be a bad idea

SBURBIAN9 years ago

perhaps marrying vriska is fine because we are in a matesprit-kismesis relationship right now.

Sean Gaylets12 years ago

How good looking was this person?

Daby7 years ago

Divorce

August299 years ago

Divorce

Ryan Monahan12 years ago

get a gun and an alibi with your new power

Xunmato8 years ago

This is a win-win. Just get a divorce, you get whatever you want, remember?

Crazy Jay9 years ago

Divorce is real these days lol.

WowImStupid3 years ago

Win win. The guy I literally hate so much is fucking hot. Like don’t get me wrong. He’s the douchiest douche to ever fucking live but hes hot

twshy8 years ago

Didn't say I can't divorce/kill him.....

Watermelonman8 years ago

Second option is better.

tbstbh9 years ago

I don't hate anyone that I can marry. Downside?

DabMasterX8 years ago

Kill her

mike4399 years ago

Mary multiple people

KingOfDairyQueen5 years ago

I'm not gonna marry my sister...

VelocityRaptor288 years ago

does this mean unlimited ammunition and weapons in which to fire it at the wife as well as legitimate get out of jail free cards?

Mady08 years ago

I don't see why not, but you could make it look like suicide.

AsexualPanromanticDemigirl10 years ago

Divorce their ass right after the marriage. Problem solved.

Bossboi9 years ago

Ok then I'd divorce them so win win

Corey Lonsinger12 years ago

unlimited divrce papers

Lukad77 years ago

One your unlimimited things could be to divorce then and make them dissapear

Blaze1119 years ago

Think about this if you are married so someone you will start to like them more and more

Seagrave10 years ago

i was kind of raised to expect this would be my life so... eh? sure? if i have unltd 'everything' i can also have unltd mercy from the courts when i stab--i mean, when he runs into my knife.

Q2977 years ago

Ya i would i can just devorce😂😂

Coolemily229 years ago

Well... my crush is my enemy... Soooo... i kind of hating on him

Cass1220last year

Being married vs living with them is 2 very different things

RainbowLilzz8 years ago

My gf and I hate each other and like each other. Problem solved!

Fun1Awesome29 years ago

just have a girl/boyfriend

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago

You can be married and love separately.

Brofist9 years ago

what if i hate someone who i dont know and i start to like her :O :O

MissNobody3 years ago

So I can get unlimited ammo to shoot them? Win win situation

MetaGiga9 years ago

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

Well I hate everyone..

Lukad77 years ago

Well thats nice you haven't met everyone

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