You get unlimited everything for ever
but
You have to marry someone you hate badly
I will not


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Lostfeather237 10 years ago
I would say divorce, but it"d be far easier and faster to kill him.

GodsMorale 2 years ago
You right
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Maharid 3 years ago
I don't want to marry.

K-Dawn 10 years ago
Did you know that being legally married to someone does not mean you have to ever be anywhere near them?

Mady0 10 years ago
Yes

Nikita Palisoc 13 years ago
B-baka! I hate you. I-It's not that Iike you or anything...

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago
Shit was not funny. Fucking weeb
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Sir Fartsalot 11 years ago
But you said I could get anything... does that include a new spouse?

Miatrase 5 years ago
Enemies to lovers 😏

Z0m41e 9 years ago
If she "accidentaly" drops from roof?

wiserzero 11 years ago
unlimited wives please!!

CoasterBot 8 years ago
What kind of medieval person has multiple wives?

Bryan Foley 13 years ago
Can always divorce them.

easportsfor5-99 5 years ago
correct
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MJ777 8 years ago
Finally time to murder Justin Bieber

JackyLawrenceDotCom 9 years ago
Divorce is a thing.

AnyBG123 9 years ago
Lol

LaneHunter 9 years ago
HONEY! I WANT A DIVORCE!

KingOfDairyQueen 6 years ago
Your profile pic makes this 10x better

_EDGELORD_ 9 years ago
sambo???

JC 10 years ago
I DO NOT HATE ANYONE!

hyperboid 2 years ago
Same... ...unless you count orange president and space sex guy.
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kingkitty 10 years ago
Just divorce them right after.

Tokiahasoka 10 years ago
I can still kill them once we get married tho

TrisKat 10 years ago
Murder. Done.

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
Exactly!

HunterNiemeier 10 years ago
You could have unlimited space between you and that person. BOOSH loop-hole!

halfyou 11 years ago
Divorce

Monika Arasim 13 years ago
perhaps marrying a kismesis and killing it wouldnt be a bad idea

SBURBIAN 11 years ago
perhaps marrying vriska is fine because we are in a matesprit-kismesis relationship right now.

Sean Gaylets 13 years ago
How good looking was this person?

Coalmander 11 years ago
Just divorce the person, and marry again

sonicj01 10 years ago
decide you hate your crush

DragonElements 12 years ago
Dinkleberg,

DD_Human 9 years ago
i dont hate anyone. yep im a happy go lucky person

rik 11 years ago
Kill the bitch

SolidSkittles73 4 years ago
divorce

Randome_User 10 years ago
divore, cheat, separte rooms I got all my bases covered

Cassie Klein 13 years ago
Unlimited everything? Really?

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago
sure. but once im married i can just kill them with my unlimited knives

sparkshallow4231 11 years ago
Or you could kill them...

Qebrado 5 years ago
Unlimited Guns Work

seppe 11 years ago
Kill them

Imasadandlonley 10 years ago
Ah... divorce papers...

Nurax301 11 years ago
Just kill the person your married with afterwards

Coldfire 6 years ago
Divorce and if that doesnt work then i kill them and if that doesnt work i simply be with someone I like and not see the person i hate because marriage is just a title. Big brain strats

Haaaru 10 years ago
Yo cool that's interesting

AsexualPanromanticDemigirl 11 years ago
Divorce their ass right after the marriage. Problem solved.

ElectiveTube 9 years ago
I’ll just divorce them...

Jerry Potter 11 years ago
It never said you couldn't divorce them

Declan Lynch 13 years ago
divorce much

fuzzybunny 9 years ago
What if i"m gonna not be married

Blood of Gaea 10 years ago
Unlimited divorce papers.

Mady0 10 years ago
Yes!

Krazy 12 years ago
If it's a one sided hate where my wife is in love with me I could learn to love her back

JhordanoAlexandreArevaloMendoza 9 years ago
prefiro conseguirlo k casarme

Hyhyhawk1 11 years ago
I can get a new wife

Button Smasher 11 years ago
I could always cheat + the person I hate the mmost is smoking hot + I would ruin her live... Best live EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!

RienKlaassen 8 years ago
Day 1: married Bertha. Day 2: screw you bertha, its My money imma break up

ThatGuyNamedSam2378 9 years ago
Convince yourself that you hate someone you love, then when you get married, love the person you said you hated
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