Will You Press The Button?

Tarcotic 10 years ago

Immortality is overrated you get to watch your loved ones die then when the sun explodes you get to drift in space for eternity

Fadedhalo0 4 years ago

It says only when you"re touching the button. So I just bet someone their life savings I can jump off the cn tower without dying and put the button in a zipped pocket

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The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

"Immortality is not just a curse.It's THE curse.But there is a stronger,yet simple-to-break curse:Being a human".- Some young guy.

Erik Leibnitz 13 years ago

Implant it in my body

VilladsP55 9 years ago

Stupid people Immortal = sadness

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TheKingKong 11 years ago

Who is the idiot who saidd not. You are immortal for 1 second. You can male your friends jealous

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I"d rather not male my friends

Sir Strykeson 11 years ago

Tattoo the button on your body

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Why do you want to live forever?

Patrick McCarty 13 years ago

wow I was immortal for 1 second that was amazing

Rainbowdea 10 years ago

I hear you

DabMasterX 9 years ago

Downside?

Lancelot25 5 years ago

Seeing freands and family die

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

😎

LynnPeach 9 years ago

Immortality would be horrible if you had to experience it for eternity (as is the original definition of immortality) which would include surviving the end of the world and existing in a void of nothingness for eternity with no escape. HOWEVER!!!! In... [Show full comment]

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago

Downside?

question-itHUN 11 years ago

Just use glue,rope and other things

Bv9 10 years ago

@The Howling Wolf I think he refers to dog shit and bull cum

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Death Wish 11 years ago

Being immortal is a downside

jws51503 11 years ago

I mean how does that even work

KodoxIC 11 years ago

There was a RP starter I saw once about a Pokémon that actually swallowed its Mega Stone so it's stuck as a Mega

Gregory McHugh 13 years ago

You misspelled "this", and you need to capitalize "you".

dankmemes101 9 years ago

*raises hand* actually I care as well ;-;

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BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago

Shove the button up my ass and cut off my hand and tape to the button and regrow the hand. After all it didn't say you couldn't regen body parts

TGergo 11 years ago

Create a picture of the button........

I_na 8 years ago

you didn't say touching forever

ThatRadDude 11 years ago

Just use the button to insure how long you want to live

Merilille 11 years ago

My immortal (second)

Stephen Prince Vazquez 13 years ago

I miss being immortal already... *sighs*

ibot916 10 years ago

I can do it with my pingas? I dont use it much... #foreveralone

Melite 9 years ago

This is an oxymoron.

Aly6 11 years ago

Too much work

BackAlleyBanger last year

Loophole: Print out a picture of this button & attach it to yourself, so you're always touching the button!

Golex 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

gokce semiz 11 years ago

duuuuude srsly..

TheFriendlyGamer 6 years ago

Win win,IF you want to live forever. Which, I do not. I"d lose everyone, and everything. I"d be extremely bored, and suicidal. There would be no point in life, no purpose, so....HELL NO!!

Ladeeda 11 years ago

My phone would not be immortal, so that's just not gonna work for me.

KawaiiUnitato 10 years ago

I'm already immortal anyways

Sweet_Melody101 8 years ago

No thanks then people around me will pass away

Edrikka 11 years ago

Duct tape it to my stomach so it's always pressed down. xD

Sylvia Wolf 11 years ago

Your stomach would get sweaty causing the button to fall off.

JoshPlaysGames 10 years ago

'Thus button' Wut??

Tigerstripestar230 11 years ago

(Eats button) wait when i use the bathroom... 5H1T ha-ha literally

DerpyDoktor 10 years ago

tattoo of the button works fine, so immortality is mine.

miwijkowo 4 months ago

So, just screw the button onto my finger?

Azurali 11 years ago

that isn't a downside

Noncinator69 9 years ago

Why the fuck wouldn't you? It"s better to have than to not have it.

John-William Tapp 13 years ago

Keep this page open, then do whatever you want, just hold the button down.

Jinwoo 4 years ago

I’ll just carry the button with me and touch it whenever I’m in need and when the time comes and I’ll need to die I’ll just kill myself without touching the button win win

Pikawaii 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Krusek 9 years ago

How to be immortal forever, step one: cut off your finger, step 2: tape finger to button, step 3: put finger + button into box and incase in cement. your finger will still be immortal and touching the button so you are touching the button forever and a new one should grow back.

REIVEN14 11 years ago

Thus buttom? well i pressed this buttom,fuck you sir,have a good day im inmortal :V

asinnott 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Cubemaster 10 years ago

Just implant the button in myself. Simple. Take it out when I want to die

Yoit 8 years ago

Held it for 5 mins till I got bored

Lone_Wolf824 10 years ago

I don't wanna be immortal! I wanna go to heaven

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

Btw nice profile pic

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100rage 11 years ago

duck tape it on myself done HASHTAG WINERR

HamiltonFangirl 9 years ago

Put it i your pocket, it will be touching you, you have immortality until you remove it

DeepThoughts last year

Stop overthinking it, it is a button of which you can press and then your immortal while pressing it, there's nothing implying it will stop working if you stop pressing it, there's nothing implying that its immovable, it is just a button which you can use ... [Show full comment]

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