Will You Press The Button?

Tarcotic 10 years ago

Immortality is overrated you get to watch your loved ones die then when the sun explodes you get to drift in space for eternity

Fadedhalo0 4 years ago

It says only when you"re touching the button. So I just bet someone their life savings I can jump off the cn tower without dying and put the button in a zipped pocket

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The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

"Immortality is not just a curse.It's THE curse.But there is a stronger,yet simple-to-break curse:Being a human".- Some young guy.

Erik Leibnitz 13 years ago

Implant it in my body

VilladsP55 9 years ago

Stupid people Immortal = sadness

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TheKingKong 11 years ago

Who is the idiot who saidd not. You are immortal for 1 second. You can male your friends jealous

dankmemes101 9 years ago

I"d rather not male my friends

Sir Strykeson 11 years ago

Tattoo the button on your body

kathprat7611 11 years ago

Why do you want to live forever?

Patrick McCarty 13 years ago

wow I was immortal for 1 second that was amazing

Rainbowdea 10 years ago

I hear you

DabMasterX 9 years ago

Downside?

Lancelot25 5 years ago

Seeing freands and family die

L00PH0L3 9 years ago

😎

LynnPeach 9 years ago

Immortality would be horrible if you had to experience it for eternity (as is the original definition of immortality) which would include surviving the end of the world and existing in a void of nothingness for eternity with no escape. HOWEVER!!!! In... [Show full comment]

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago

Downside?

question-itHUN 11 years ago

Just use glue,rope and other things

Bv9 10 years ago

@The Howling Wolf I think he refers to dog shit and bull cum

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Death Wish 11 years ago

Being immortal is a downside

jws51503 11 years ago

I mean how does that even work

KodoxIC 11 years ago

There was a RP starter I saw once about a Pokémon that actually swallowed its Mega Stone so it's stuck as a Mega

Gregory McHugh 13 years ago

You misspelled "this", and you need to capitalize "you".

dankmemes101 9 years ago

*raises hand* actually I care as well ;-;

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R-Kämpfer 9 years ago

IF I WANT TO DIE I WILL JUST LET IT GO!

Henrik Sparre 13 years ago

TECHNICALLY No man, have touched anything ever. To touch something means that two object physically collide with each other. However, when I touch my computer the atoms of my fingers are magnetically resisting the atoms of the keyboard, like two magnets w... [Show full comment]

Tigerstripestar230 11 years ago

Sassy

stileskatt 10 years ago

Cut off my hand and glue a finger to the button

BARAKTHEHAWK 11 years ago

Waking around with a phone strapped to his hand XD

I say right answers 11 years ago

Just so you can get more money on your website ðŸ˜Š

BatshitCrazy 4 years ago

if you get immortality without eternal youth, you"re just suffering in an endlessly decaying fleshblob

KKLUKOE 11 years ago

My finger would be tired

aapl 8 years ago

Eat the button

Mister130353N 11 years ago

so, if im toutchins the button i am imortal, so can i just press it when i need to be imortal and jump off buildings and fight crime and all that or is it a one time use?

Andrew-avyx 11 years ago

Don't ever be immortal. It loses the point of life

hjannig 10 years ago

grab the button and have it everywhere i go :) or tape it into my body or something?

the- okers youtube 11 years ago

i will keep toching it

Advisor22 9 years ago

🤫

Paul Adrian Farcas 13 years ago

Use duct tape and stick it on me

Mariofan221 11 months ago

Wow it does nothing

Agent14 11 years ago

why not

BobDobbs 9 years ago

Take the button. When immortality gets to be a drag (watching people die or, if that doesn't do it, when the Earth is destroyed and you"re floating in space), ditch the button. Sorted.

Daylyn Adams 11 years ago

My finger would hurt, and I need it for gaming, so nah.

zombiekiller 11 years ago

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ConnorVisscher 10 years ago

I would build a base around it

Stagnant 11 years ago

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kathprat7611 11 years ago

Do you really want to touch a button forever? Do you really want to live forever? What will you do when the world ends?

Bekfastking154 6 years ago

Me: about to die Also me: pulls button from my pocket

ireku 10 years ago

So i just drag my phone with me and touch the buttom when im in danger :D

CaptainSwanFoeva 11 years ago

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KWAvalCake 8 years ago

Tape the button onto my body

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

This is fucking stupid. Bad dilemma, not very troubling.

Aaron12998 9 years ago

I taped one of those pens with a rubber end for touchscreens to the buttone

Micheal Stephen James Moore 13 years ago

any chance i could just shrink the button down the you invisble sized and glue it to my skin

SexyPandaSoldier 10 years ago

well at least I can be immortal. So i use my phone when lets say a nuke is dropped on my city and I´ll be perfectly fine :) just have to put the phone in my mouth so that it doesnt get destroyed and I die of radiation seconds later.. So that would make my... [Show full comment]

tuholaistorjuja 11 years ago

sfdfsdfds

Maharid 3 years ago

If you can't move the button is pointless.

C-Lange-2010 11 months ago

You can just carry the button with you, and use it if you are in mortal danger. You don't have to live forever.

True 11 years ago

Being Iimmortal sucks trust me

ishouldbedoinghomework 11 years ago

I would bring the button along with me, and then if something bad were to happen like if I was in a car about to crash I would press the button so I wouldn't get hurt. Like if you didn't want to die yet you could just use it for extended life at times.

Ekrub 7 years ago

This is good because it doesn't make you immortal forever, but it could get you through a few very dangerous situations

Kai-Nu 11 years ago

FUCKING CHAINMAIL!!!

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