Immortality is overrated you get to watch your loved ones die then when the sun explodes you get to drift in space for eternity
Fadedhalo02 years ago
It says only when you"re touching the button. So I just bet someone their life savings I can jump off the cn tower without dying and put the button in a zipped pocket
Immortality would be horrible if you had to experience it for eternity (as is the original definition of immortality) which would include surviving the end of the world and existing in a void of nothingness for eternity with no escape.
HOWEVER!!!!
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THERealTrueBoss9 years ago
Downside?
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question-itHUN9 years ago
Just use glue,rope and other things
Bv99 years ago
@The Howling Wolf
I think he refers to dog shit and bull cum
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Cecil Palmer10 years ago
Immortality is stupid.
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Animelover1569 years ago
Get a tatoo of it on ur hand
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A Undertale Fan9 years ago
put a rock on it Im still touching it
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Hi I like pie9 years ago
Print it on a computer a sticky tape it to your hand
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CONSTANTPWN10 years ago
I don't see a downside
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dankmemes1018 years ago
thus
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Jan Christoffersen12 years ago
Swallow the button and make sure it cant get digested first :)
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Laserwolf3 years ago
Tape the button to my body and then when I'm done take it off and whatever happens happens. If this button was real I could get a lot done before death but not have to worry about being stuck immortal for all eternity
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Jellybean240 10 years ago
I DONT WANT TO WATCH EVERYBODY AROUND ME DIIIEE!!!
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Crazyphrazy8 years ago
Is There Any downside?
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coolerflinm9 years ago
PUSSYS DICK SEX PENIS RULE
MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago
..........
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BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
Shove the button up my ass and cut off my hand and tape to the button and regrow the hand. After all it didn't say you couldn't regen body parts
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TGergo9 years ago
Create a picture of the button........
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I_na7 years ago
you didn't say touching forever
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ThatRadDude10 years ago
Just use the button to insure how long you want to live
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Merilille9 years ago
My immortal (second)
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Stephen Prince Vazquez12 years ago
I miss being immortal already... *sighs*
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ibot9169 years ago
I can do it with my pingas? I dont use it much... #foreveralone
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Golex10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Melite8 years ago
This is an oxymoron.
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Aly69 years ago
Too much work
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KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
I'm already immortal anyways
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gokce semiz9 years ago
duuuuude srsly..
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TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Win win,IF you want to live forever. Which, I do not. I"d lose everyone, and everything. I"d be extremely bored, and suicidal. There would be no point in life, no purpose, so....HELL NO!!
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Ladeeda10 years ago
My phone would not be immortal, so that's just not gonna work for me.
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Tigerstripestar2309 years ago
(Eats button) wait when i use the bathroom... 5H1T ha-ha literally
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Sweet_Melody1017 years ago
No thanks then people around me will pass away
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Edrikka10 years ago
Duct tape it to my stomach so it's always pressed down. xD
Sylvia Wolf10 years ago
Your stomach would get sweaty causing the button to fall off.
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JoshPlaysGames9 years ago
'Thus button' Wut??
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Noncinator698 years ago
Why the fuck wouldn't you? It"s better to have than to not have it.
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John-William Tapp12 years ago
Keep this page open, then do whatever you want, just hold the button down.
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