Will You Press The Button?

Tarcotic8 years ago

Immortality is overrated you get to watch your loved ones die then when the sun explodes you get to drift in space for eternity

Fadedhalo02 years ago

It says only when you"re touching the button. So I just bet someone their life savings I can jump off the cn tower without dying and put the button in a zipped pocket

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Maharid2 years ago

If you can't move the button is pointless.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

"Immortality is not just a curse.It's THE curse.But there is a stronger,yet simple-to-break curse:Being a human".- Some young guy.

TheKingKong9 years ago

Who is the idiot who saidd not. You are immortal for 1 second. You can male your friends jealous

dankmemes1018 years ago

I"d rather not male my friends

Sir Strykeson9 years ago

Tattoo the button on your body

kathprat76119 years ago

Why do you want to live forever?

Erik Leibnitz12 years ago

Implant it in my body

VilladsP557 years ago

Stupid people Immortal = sadness

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DabMasterX8 years ago

Downside?

Lancelot253 years ago

Seeing freands and family die

Patrick McCarty12 years ago

wow I was immortal for 1 second that was amazing

Rainbowdea8 years ago

I hear you

L00PH0L37 years ago

😎

LynnPeach8 years ago

Immortality would be horrible if you had to experience it for eternity (as is the original definition of immortality) which would include surviving the end of the world and existing in a void of nothingness for eternity with no escape. HOWEVER!!!! In...[Show full comment]

THERealTrueBoss8 years ago

Downside?

question-itHUN9 years ago

Just use glue,rope and other things

Bv99 years ago

@The Howling Wolf I think he refers to dog shit and bull cum

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jws515039 years ago

I mean how does that even work

KodoxIC10 years ago

There was a RP starter I saw once about a Pokémon that actually swallowed its Mega Stone so it's stuck as a Mega

Gregory McHugh12 years ago

You misspelled "this", and you need to capitalize "you".

dankmemes1018 years ago

*raises hand* actually I care as well ;-;

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I_na7 years ago

you didn't say touching forever

ThatRadDude9 years ago

Just use the button to insure how long you want to live

BrutalDeathDecisions8 years ago

Shove the button up my ass and cut off my hand and tape to the button and regrow the hand. After all it didn't say you couldn't regen body parts

TGergo9 years ago

Create a picture of the button........

ibot9169 years ago

I can do it with my pingas? I dont use it much... #foreveralone

Merilille9 years ago

My immortal (second)

Stephen Prince Vazquez12 years ago

I miss being immortal already... *sighs*

Golex9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Melite8 years ago

This is an oxymoron.

Aly69 years ago

Too much work

Ladeeda9 years ago

My phone would not be immortal, so that's just not gonna work for me.

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago

I'm already immortal anyways

gokce semiz9 years ago

duuuuude srsly..

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Win win,IF you want to live forever. Which, I do not. I"d lose everyone, and everything. I"d be extremely bored, and suicidal. There would be no point in life, no purpose, so....HELL NO!!

JoshPlaysGames9 years ago

'Thus button' Wut??

Tigerstripestar2309 years ago

(Eats button) wait when i use the bathroom... 5H1T ha-ha literally

Sweet_Melody1017 years ago

No thanks then people around me will pass away

Edrikka10 years ago

Duct tape it to my stomach so it's always pressed down. xD

Sylvia Wolf9 years ago

Your stomach would get sweaty causing the button to fall off.

Azurali9 years ago

that isn't a downside

Noncinator697 years ago

Why the fuck wouldn't you? It"s better to have than to not have it.

John-William Tapp12 years ago

Keep this page open, then do whatever you want, just hold the button down.

DerpyDoktor9 years ago

tattoo of the button works fine, so immortality is mine.

Krusek8 years ago

How to be immortal forever, step one: cut off your finger, step 2: tape finger to button, step 3: put finger + button into box and incase in cement. your finger will still be immortal and touching the button so you are touching the button forever and a new one should grow back.

REIVEN149 years ago

Thus buttom? well i pressed this buttom,fuck you sir,have a good day im inmortal :V

Jinwoo3 years ago

I’ll just carry the button with me and touch it whenever I’m in need and when the time comes and I’ll need to die I’ll just kill myself without touching the button win win

Pikawaii9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Yoit7 years ago

Held it for 5 mins till I got bored

asinnott9 years ago

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