you become immortal
but
only as long as you are touching thus button
I will not


Tarcotic8 years ago
Immortality is overrated you get to watch your loved ones die then when the sun explodes you get to drift in space for eternity

Fadedhalo02 years ago
It says only when you"re touching the button. So I just bet someone their life savings I can jump off the cn tower without dying and put the button in a zipped pocket
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Maharid2 years ago
If you can't move the button is pointless.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
"Immortality is not just a curse.It's THE curse.But there is a stronger,yet simple-to-break curse:Being a human".- Some young guy.

TheKingKong9 years ago
Who is the idiot who saidd not. You are immortal for 1 second. You can male your friends jealous

dankmemes1018 years ago
I"d rather not male my friends

Sir Strykeson9 years ago
Tattoo the button on your body

kathprat76119 years ago
Why do you want to live forever?

Erik Leibnitz12 years ago
Implant it in my body

VilladsP557 years ago
Stupid people Immortal = sadness
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DabMasterX8 years ago
Downside?

Lancelot254 years ago
Seeing freands and family die

Patrick McCarty12 years ago
wow I was immortal for 1 second that was amazing

Rainbowdea9 years ago
I hear you

L00PH0L37 years ago
😎

LynnPeach8 years ago
Immortality would be horrible if you had to experience it for eternity (as is the original definition of immortality) which would include surviving the end of the world and existing in a void of nothingness for eternity with no escape. HOWEVER!!!! In...[Show full comment]

THERealTrueBoss9 years ago
Downside?

question-itHUN9 years ago
Just use glue,rope and other things

Bv99 years ago
@The Howling Wolf I think he refers to dog shit and bull cum
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jws5150310 years ago
I mean how does that even work

KodoxIC10 years ago
There was a RP starter I saw once about a Pokémon that actually swallowed its Mega Stone so it's stuck as a Mega

Gregory McHugh12 years ago
You misspelled "this", and you need to capitalize "you".

dankmemes1018 years ago
*raises hand* actually I care as well ;-;
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TGergo9 years ago
*took a screenshot*

Jaerun_The_Pug5 years ago
Autoclicker!

Canadian Toaster10 years ago
Just tape it to your side, problem solved.

GamerBoyBobduran7 years ago
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Cecil Palmer10 years ago
Immortality is stupid.

Animelover1569 years ago
Get a tatoo of it on ur hand

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
put a rock on it Im still touching it

Hi I like pie9 years ago
Print it on a computer a sticky tape it to your hand

CONSTANTPWN10 years ago
I don't see a downside

dankmemes1018 years ago
thus

Jan Christoffersen12 years ago
Swallow the button and make sure it cant get digested first :)

Laserwolf3 years ago
Tape the button to my body and then when I'm done take it off and whatever happens happens. If this button was real I could get a lot done before death but not have to worry about being stuck immortal for all eternity

Jellybean240 10 years ago
I DONT WANT TO WATCH EVERYBODY AROUND ME DIIIEE!!!

Crazyphrazy8 years ago
Is There Any downside?

coolerflinm9 years ago
PUSSYS DICK SEX PENIS RULE

MetaKnightFangirl9 years ago
..........

BrutalDeathDecisions9 years ago
Shove the button up my ass and cut off my hand and tape to the button and regrow the hand. After all it didn't say you couldn't regen body parts

TGergo9 years ago
Create a picture of the button........

I_na7 years ago
you didn't say touching forever

ThatRadDude10 years ago
Just use the button to insure how long you want to live

Merilille9 years ago
My immortal (second)

Stephen Prince Vazquez12 years ago
I miss being immortal already... *sighs*

ibot9169 years ago
I can do it with my pingas? I dont use it much... #foreveralone

Golex10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Melite8 years ago
This is an oxymoron.

Aly69 years ago
Too much work

KawaiiUnitato8 years ago
I'm already immortal anyways

gokce semiz9 years ago
duuuuude srsly..

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago
Win win,IF you want to live forever. Which, I do not. I"d lose everyone, and everything. I"d be extremely bored, and suicidal. There would be no point in life, no purpose, so....HELL NO!!

Ladeeda10 years ago
My phone would not be immortal, so that's just not gonna work for me.

Tigerstripestar2309 years ago
(Eats button) wait when i use the bathroom... 5H1T ha-ha literally

Sweet_Melody1017 years ago
No thanks then people around me will pass away

Edrikka10 years ago
Duct tape it to my stomach so it's always pressed down. xD

Sylvia Wolf10 years ago
Your stomach would get sweaty causing the button to fall off.

JoshPlaysGames9 years ago
'Thus button' Wut??

Noncinator698 years ago
Why the fuck wouldn't you? It"s better to have than to not have it.

John-William Tapp12 years ago
Keep this page open, then do whatever you want, just hold the button down.
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