You become fluent in all spoken languages, including all animal languages
but
You lose the ability to read and write, and you can never get it back
I will not


MATIRAMIC9 years ago
SO... I WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS THE BOB SPONGE BAD WORD NUMBER 9¡¡¡???? OMG

Perhaps5 years ago
Lmao, OhNoADilemma got negative likes.
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Douchebag698 years ago
My handwriting is shit already and I can get E-Readers.

CookieCreamBlizCovers7 years ago
I agree.

Mark Gonzalez12 years ago
atleast you can learn what the fox says

CrimsonTheFox3 years ago
but foxes also say they want more representation in animal crossing, beyond being a fox that scams you and your villagers
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Ai1im38 years ago
Schreiben ist mein LEEEBEN!

Jaraskur8 years ago
It means writting is my life
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MNITIMMY9 years ago
if there was no downside i would beg 'my parents to take me to the zoo

SeemsLegit7 years ago
Screw school.

Zachary La Terra9 years ago
BROOO SO MANY F-'s in english class

Vppqrt9 years ago
Ikr :/

quickstirke8 years ago
FUCK THIS QUESTION!!!

EdgyPotato8 years ago
Nope. I'm a book nerd

Belp30 days ago
Same

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
I can live without the ability to write but READ? I won't press it even if someone gave me a great gift for this.

Patri7 years ago
I like reading. Tho I don’t have a care for writing

Timelypat8 years ago
I"d rather just learn it.

Departmentof Transportation12 years ago
Audio books bitch. In every language.

Impredictable4 years ago
Fwisk get back to goat mom it’s dangerous here
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Celinefox8 years ago
Have someone do it for you.

Bff112849 years ago
U SHALL NEVER TAKE MY PRECIOUS BOOKS.

Alexander G Thorvildsen12 years ago
Make monkeys follow you around with notepads.

Tired_VWORP4 years ago
Slavery - Bad.
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shiro2309 years ago
i dont write anyway i type and who wants to read if you can hear from youtube

LexieBee9 years ago
NOT HARRY POTTER I WILL NOT GIVE HIM UP

Daveedo4 years ago
You can finally listen to Sean Paul"s music like actual songs

pithany90010 years ago
BUT BOOKS

MariaZanith8 years ago
My life is reading and writing

Hoods9 years ago
then I do not have to do homework!

Biffer9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

jcanida7 years ago
I don't want "IT" back it was a horror movie I didn't even watch so after ten minutes I will just get back my reading and writing

shaggy281211 years ago
READING what about my fav books????

Dumbo9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Ahhcrap7 years ago
So you can understand what gaster says.......

kitouzu9 years ago
すべての天最高の質問の私の神だけではありません

Ruarbear8 years ago
Get others to read and write for you

Phenioxdeztiny999 years ago
Danm talking to animals, faqda read and write.

libailast year
Without a book, I would go crazy

Vince-The-Boss9 years ago
typing is not considered writing, and i could write in Wingdings font

Prestige10769 years ago
It doesnt say you lose the ability to read and write in one of your spoken languages. It just says you lose the ability to read and right. It could mean for a language that hasn't been invented yet.

Neuhhhhhh5 years ago
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

GreenleafElf10 years ago
I don't particularly read and I don't need to write if I use a laptop or computer, my mobile or even one of those portable typing things, since "writing" uses a pen and paper but typing requires a keyboard. I can still use the internet and have somebody read things for me. Sounds fine.

AlyceMae 8 years ago
Im okay with this. Kpop industry here i come

Mcalainaw7 years ago
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

A strange person9 years ago
Time to type !

MNITIMMY9 years ago
*meow*

merkali9 years ago
fruack wrathing anfd freadingsh

fickle-minded-pickle8 years ago
If it means understanding what my dog says, then fuCK YEAH.

Bobnovil9 years ago
Audio books ftw

Impredictable4 years ago
Can I still draw?

Powwer_Orb1310 years ago
I Don't what this says but think i can still type

SharpshooterStormtrooper8 years ago
Sign language

Deadgirlwalking7 years ago
Not worth it reading is one of my favorite things and is like a visual language (if that makes sense to anyone)

Hi there11 years ago
I lovve writing and reading #bookworm #whitegirlwednesday

BraTheus9 years ago
I KNOW WHAT THE FOX SAYS

writingforannie9 years ago
I can just have people read to to me and I can dictate what I want written to someone, no matter the language!

Shirokuma9 years ago
Fahk it.
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