You become fluent in all spoken languages, including all animal languages
but
You lose the ability to read and write, and you can never get it back
I will not

GAMING_GODDESS999 last year
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Dat1Buttonpresser 2 years ago
I can't live without my pizza... 🥺

MATIRAMIC 11 years ago
SO... I WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS THE BOB SPONGE BAD WORD NUMBER 9¡¡¡???? OMG

Perhaps 7 years ago
Lmao, OhNoADilemma got negative likes.
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Mark Gonzalez 13 years ago
atleast you can learn what the fox says

CrimsonTheFox 4 years ago
but foxes also say they want more representation in animal crossing, beyond being a fox that scams you and your villagers
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Douchebag69 9 years ago
My handwriting is shit already and I can get E-Readers.

hair 9 years ago
I agree.

Ai1im3 10 years ago
Schreiben ist mein LEEEBEN!

Jaraskur 9 years ago
It means writting is my life
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MNITIMMY 11 years ago
if there was no downside i would beg 'my parents to take me to the zoo

Zachary La Terra 11 years ago
BROOO SO MANY F-'s in english class

Vppqrt 11 years ago
Ikr :/

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
Screw school.

quickstirke 9 years ago
FUCK THIS QUESTION!!!

EdgyPotato 9 years ago
Nope. I'm a book nerd

Belp 2 years ago
Same

Piotr Grochowski 10 years ago
I can live without the ability to write but READ? I won't press it even if someone gave me a great gift for this.

Patri 8 years ago
I like reading. Tho I don’t have a care for writing

Departmentof Transportation 13 years ago
Audio books bitch. In every language.

Impredictable 5 years ago
Fwisk get back to goat mom it’s dangerous here
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Timelypat 9 years ago
I"d rather just learn it.

Celinefox 10 years ago
Have someone do it for you.

Bff11284 11 years ago
U SHALL NEVER TAKE MY PRECIOUS BOOKS.

Alexander G Thorvildsen 13 years ago
Make monkeys follow you around with notepads.

Tired_VWORP 6 years ago
Slavery - Bad.
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mkmkmk100 5 years ago
You loose ability to read and write, me in 8th grade school (lots of books and writing): I see this as an absolute win.

Simpawz 11 years ago
Animals would entertain me Totaly!

DarraghCleryYT 9 years ago
Well,I can try sign language books,right?

Soniclover_the_Buttonpresser 11 years ago
Green button, now don't press the red button.

Isabelthebadass 10 years ago
Voice Type and Audio Books. If not Voice type, they never said you couldn't type, just that you couldn't write.

the slayer 11 years ago
I don't like to write or read do I'd be fine

TheOddDiabetic 8 years ago
Get a scribe and honestly you"re a great person now who cares about your english grade

=3internetjunkie 12 years ago
Don't have to read subs on Attack on Titan!!!! FTW

TehSatiricalBastard 11 years ago
READING AND WRITING IS NOT AN ABILITY D!CK WAD, you learn it.

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago
Not far from the truth. :-\

FlyingPiggys 10 years ago
Have somebody read and write for you

shiro230 11 years ago
i dont write anyway i type and who wants to read if you can hear from youtube

Xx_aphextwinandjerkingoff_xX last year
I beat my son

Clockwork 11 years ago
I would rather talk to tigers!

Starovoytovm.20 11 years ago
Typing?

PersonCreature3475 6 years ago
Hey that"s just an excuse to get out of school

Addsey 12 years ago
talk to ALL the things

KennethCutler 10 years ago
then i have an excuse for people to do things for me and all buisnesses wil want me and they will be willing to give me an assistant

Sarah Lincourt 13 years ago
couldnt ever give up reading

Biffer 10 years ago
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kitouzu 10 years ago
すべての天最高の質問の私の神だけではありません

rclark 11 years ago
Love reading and writing to much so nope

Delta2422 5 years ago
Sign language

Coolman456 11 years ago
I HATE to read and write

Jaraskur 9 years ago
An alle die deutsch sprechen bitte liked den Kommentar damit alle die kein deutsch sprechen denken das ich was cooles geschrieben habe und alle die englisch und deutsch sprechen, bitte machts nicht kaputt :)

spacecat65 11 years ago
it never says you cant type and cant talk so there really is no lose

KBFLFHorror 11 years ago
No more fanfiction? NO! D:

Perhaps 7 years ago
Teach monkeys about fire. Become their king.

imacookie12 12 years ago
downside? i can travel pretty much anywhere in the world and not have trouble understanding what people say and i can talk to freaking animals.

omg999777 11 years ago
I read every day book

Lzke 8 years ago
What does that text say? I can't read it! Am I typing the right stuff? I don't know!!!

dogewolf 10 years ago
type the stuff
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