Will You Press The Button?

Gr0ve 2 years ago

I have already found my soulmate... But I cant stand when people talk to me for long periods of time, sorry love

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago

My perfect spouse is a mute... BOOM

SeabassJames 8 years ago

They move their hands to talk you to death in sign language.

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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

i think I will talk them to death before they even get CLOSE

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG 6 years ago

ghaha noob lhaha

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235x0 2 years ago

My fav spouse has inter universe teleportation and gifts me inter universe teleportation. I would happily talk for hours.

Dark King 10 years ago

Let's talk about this

Lostfeather237 10 years ago

I FOUND MY SOULMATE ALREADY, SHUT UP PUNY HUMAN.

Hollowcat 3 years ago

Nice im happy for you

Thurk Harbaker 13 years ago

if they are perfect....you obviously enjoy them talking so much

randomteen 4 years ago

Just go on a drive if ur tired and. Need a break

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suffer 5 years ago

i think you wont mind cuz theyre your soulmate

Phoenix03563 9 years ago

so basically my life.

OverwatchMain 9 years ago

Wait..... do you marry both your soulmate AND your perfect spouse????? What if they are different people????

Mojo12 9 years ago

Oh s***... That would be awkward

Thedirptank 7 years ago

As long as I get laid I'm cool with that

neverknown 11 years ago

Nobody can talk me to death.

Watermelonman 9 years ago

I can. I will show you, but i won't overdo it. My name is watermelonman. It"s a pretty stupid name, but i think it fits. My real name is something different, but i don't want to tell you because i don't want you to come to my house at night and murder me i... [Show full comment]

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Echo_Angel8 10 years ago

I'm good I hate to talk, I speak very quietly so I would never get a word in *-*

The Norsemen10 10 years ago

If you have a perfect wife, then they cant talk you to death.

Alison Gomien 13 years ago

HA! PARADOX! They're not perfect.

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago

How do you talk a person

GOGETA25 11 years ago

I'd just put on my headphones

Some random user 11 years ago

But it says they WILL talk you to death, so theres nothing you can do about it!

SpartanX 9 years ago

How constantly they speak? Like normal talking

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago

Apple! Apple! Hey apple!

Nathanismename 10 years ago

The previous question said I was immortal so how does this work

plazmafighter 11 years ago

i would talk them to death not they would talk me to it

Mulkmalkmilk 10 years ago

Sounds like a homestuck character named Kankri Vantis

grabmyassbutt 12 years ago

That is one of my biggest pet peeves

Snowball123 6 years ago

Make sure they can't talk, or listen to music with headphones all the time... Problem solved

Tyler Shaw 13 years ago

Not bad with the voice of an angel.

LylianisRivera 9 years ago

oh well. lol

adryzz 11 years ago

No if i kill her before

Hanroo 11 years ago

What if they talk about video games?

Space Unicorn 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mtoom3000 10 years ago

Girls talk everybody to death anyways so no downside

BlayneDyar 8 years ago

That’s contradictory

ThatGuyYouKnow7777 10 years ago

Words can't kill you

Brittany Nichols 13 years ago

I'm already married to that person. lol

bandblaster 11 years ago

I found better peoples in my life

iamnoone 9 years ago

it won't be me who dies, it will be the person dies before our first minute together

The1stPhantom 10 years ago

The downside is?????

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

The fuck kinda question is this?? I wouldn't wanna die from amu fuckin spouse

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago

UGH YOUR SPEECH GAVE ME CANCER!!!

acj623 12 years ago

Hmmmm I don't know I've always wanted a great guy but I have brothers so I know what its like to be talked to death

Andrew Brown 13 years ago

Great soulmate if he/she talks me to death...

JeremyBrett 10 years ago

I can't stand people who won't shut up

Ericpenguin 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

MitterNatch 11 years ago

Get a life ;)

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Hwol 11 years ago

If that spouse is able to talk me to death, she clearly isn't perfect.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

they talk to me as i slowly die of old age smiling at my memories of my well fulfilled life that i spent with them.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago

That .. Kinda how it goes! Ask your grand"da or great-uncle 😝

Inotip 10 years ago

I don't speak much so my soul mate would not really be a chatty person so they woudn't kill me with words.

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred 13 years ago

Intelligent, thoughtful, colorful conversation from a lovely voice. Downside?

Tyrg 11 years ago

If they were perfect they would not talk that much

Tyrg 11 years ago

In here

RobloxGirl 9 years ago

FIRST. I"M GOING TO DIE LONELY SECOND. I LOVE BEING ALONE THRID. I DON'T NEED ANYONE COMING IN AND SPEAKING TO ME EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY AND FORUTH. FUCK NO

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago

I agree with sir Valentine

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