You have married the perfect spouse and your soulmate
but
they will talk you to death.
I will not

Gr0ve 2 years ago
I have already found my soulmate... But I cant stand when people talk to me for long periods of time, sorry love

The_MGSM_ 10 years ago
My perfect spouse is a mute... BOOM

SeabassJames 8 years ago
They move their hands to talk you to death in sign language.
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VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago
i think I will talk them to death before they even get CLOSE

DogDogFOGROGCOGMOG 6 years ago
ghaha noob lhaha
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235x0 3 years ago
My fav spouse has inter universe teleportation and gifts me inter universe teleportation. I would happily talk for hours.

Dark King 10 years ago
Let's talk about this

Lostfeather237 10 years ago
I FOUND MY SOULMATE ALREADY, SHUT UP PUNY HUMAN.

Hollowcat 3 years ago
Nice im happy for you

Thurk Harbaker 13 years ago
if they are perfect....you obviously enjoy them talking so much

randomteen 4 years ago
Just go on a drive if ur tired and. Need a break
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suffer 5 years ago
i think you wont mind cuz theyre your soulmate

Phoenix03563 9 years ago
so basically my life.

OverwatchMain 9 years ago
Wait..... do you marry both your soulmate AND your perfect spouse????? What if they are different people????

Mojo12 9 years ago
Oh s***... That would be awkward

Thedirptank 7 years ago
As long as I get laid I'm cool with that

neverknown 11 years ago
Nobody can talk me to death.

Watermelonman 9 years ago
I can. I will show you, but i won't overdo it. My name is watermelonman. It"s a pretty stupid name, but i think it fits. My real name is something different, but i don't want to tell you because i don't want you to come to my house at night and murder me i... [Show full comment]
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Echo_Angel8 11 years ago
I'm good I hate to talk, I speak very quietly so I would never get a word in *-*

Tyler Shaw 13 years ago
Not bad with the voice of an angel.

LylianisRivera 9 years ago
oh well. lol

adryzz 11 years ago
No if i kill her before

Hanroo 11 years ago
What if they talk about video games?

Space Unicorn 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Mtoom3000 10 years ago
Girls talk everybody to death anyways so no downside

BlayneDyar 8 years ago
That’s contradictory

ThatGuyYouKnow7777 11 years ago
Words can't kill you

Brittany Nichols 13 years ago
I'm already married to that person. lol

bandblaster 11 years ago
I found better peoples in my life

iamnoone 9 years ago
it won't be me who dies, it will be the person dies before our first minute together

The1stPhantom 10 years ago
The downside is?????

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago
The fuck kinda question is this?? I wouldn't wanna die from amu fuckin spouse

Hugh Jass Mechanic 10 years ago
UGH YOUR SPEECH GAVE ME CANCER!!!

acj623 12 years ago
Hmmmm I don't know I've always wanted a great guy but I have brothers so I know what its like to be talked to death

Andrew Brown 13 years ago
Great soulmate if he/she talks me to death...

JeremyBrett 10 years ago
I can't stand people who won't shut up

Ericpenguin 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

MitterNatch 11 years ago
Get a life ;)
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Hwol 11 years ago
If that spouse is able to talk me to death, she clearly isn't perfect.

Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago
they talk to me as i slowly die of old age smiling at my memories of my well fulfilled life that i spent with them.

DukeofDumDum 8 years ago
That .. Kinda how it goes! Ask your grand"da or great-uncle 😝

Inotip 10 years ago
I don't speak much so my soul mate would not really be a chatty person so they woudn't kill me with words.

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
Intelligent, thoughtful, colorful conversation from a lovely voice. Downside?

Tyrg 11 years ago
If they were perfect they would not talk that much

Tyrg 11 years ago
In here

RobloxGirl 9 years ago
FIRST. I"M GOING TO DIE LONELY SECOND. I LOVE BEING ALONE THRID. I DON'T NEED ANYONE COMING IN AND SPEAKING TO ME EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY AND FORUTH. FUCK NO

lolzoo 10 years ago
i hate loudness

Da Big Wed Button 11 years ago
I agree with sir Valentine

Jeremy Fandrick 10 years ago
Why not. I'm a good listener.

Toxicitor 12 years ago
upside?

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago
ah yes, you'll get the chance to become friends with the reaper

Jeanne Richard 13 years ago
Rofl, my hubby "Probably reading from that website"

nadiacraft2009 9 years ago
my brother already does that ._.

8nicolas8 11 years ago
My perfect girl doesn't talk me to death loophole

Flameice2 10 years ago
I'm immortal and I can make them immortal. I am free

what is gender what is sexuality 11 years ago
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Sir Valentine 11 years ago
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MiguelZ 2 years ago
If her nature is repealing then how can she be the perfect soulmate?
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