Will You Press The Button?

Scaredtopressthebutton 5 years ago

You get girlfriends easily. They protect you. They will sacrifice they"re life. They buy guns. The murderers run away. You are safe.

WBGrock 11 years ago

Haters gonna hate. Flipped a coin. Died

Toohak 8 years ago

LOL u awsome

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Tigertoad 9 years ago

If haters try to kill me then I kill them back

Galvanon 11 years ago

Them haters want my dank memes

dankmemes101 9 years ago

they can't have me

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

Guys before you press the button, i want to let you know that you all are already super awesome. You don't need to press a button for that. You are good as you are now

Lynix 6 years ago

no u You"re the awesome one.

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MatBoi7 5 years ago

If im awesome, then there wont be haters

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

50 minus 50 is 0. 0 chance of death. The haters can try to kill me all they want; they’ll never succeed.

Scaredtopressthebutton 5 years ago

Be more specific. In what way am I awesome? I am the least awesome person to exist

Oops25cnot30c 10 years ago

Get my fans to help me

R_L_N 6 years ago

Too late button, already there *sarcastic dab* *sarcastic dab*

Benny Kl 13 years ago

I'm already super awesome.

Law13249 7 years ago

Not if I kill them first

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Ethan Kahrl 13 years ago

i'm just awesome at living and fighting

nerdybird611 11 years ago

why risk death?

ShadowMarco 9 years ago

Sorry, i have reached the limit of Badassness, i can't surpass myself anymore

ButtonBoyo 10 years ago

Humans have a 100% death rate anyways.

teh applaz 11 years ago

Muahahaha. My haters would have no chance of winning

PolarBeast 9 years ago

Guess I'm getting a bullet through my head.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

A reason we could be super awsome we fight is because of how we fight back like mma fighters.So come on bitch,"come at me!See if you end up regreting that decision,fiends"!-Marlton Johnson.

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago

What the fuck was I thinking when I posted this?

Derpydy 10 years ago

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Moonsenia 11 years ago

I AM ALREADY AWESOME KESESESESE

krtz 5 years ago

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Tolnin 12 years ago

I already am awesome

Mike8687 11 years ago

Haters gonna hate. If you are a badass, then kick the haters ass.

JamANDSalsa 8 years ago

I dont mind getting hunted, hire a bodygaurd

Stephen Lee 13 years ago

If I'm super awesome, I probably have perfect situational awareness. And be REALLY hard to kill.

HyperSeymour 10 years ago

No downside at all.

SpaceDundee 9 years ago

What does super awesome even entail? I feel like this was written by a fourth-grader.

unicornlover514 10 years ago

if im super awsone, wh would people hate me?

Whitey93535 10 years ago

It happens...trust me

Maxwell Hall 11 years ago

i'll take the chance

loubob69 10 years ago

i rather be alive and aspire to be awesome than dead after being awesome for 2 seconds

ToastyStrewdle 11 years ago

Like I would give a F*ck. *Doesn't press button*

QueenRose 9 years ago

So...basically how I already live?

David Lavell Baker 13 years ago

I'm Legend hahaha why backstep

Alifox 10 years ago

Yo I'm already awesome dawg

prettygirlygamer 11 years ago

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dankmemes101 9 years ago

I hate spam. It"s so fucking annoying.

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LeBrot 10 years ago

No risk no fun

kiransWing 11 years ago

Awesome at living

rocketiermaster 9 years ago

18150 people are dead because of this question

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX 11 years ago

teh applaz I agree with you

Travon0620 9 years ago

I have my wall of knives, so try it

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

What happens if you hate yourself?? That's another question.

Blah03 10 years ago

50% chance of immortality?

KitWarrior4lifeMINECRAFTandMORE 9 years ago

Yeah

Nonalex Fan 11 years ago

Just nuke Em.

krtz 5 years ago

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