You are super awesome.
but
Haters get jealous and try and kill you. 50-50 chance of death.
I will not


Scaredtopressthebutton4 years ago
You get girlfriends easily. They protect you. They will sacrifice they"re life. They buy guns. The murderers run away. You are safe.

WBGrock9 years ago
Haters gonna hate. Flipped a coin. Died

Toohak7 years ago
LOL u awsome
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Tigertoad8 years ago
If haters try to kill me then I kill them back

GangsternauwL8 years ago
Guys before you press the button, i want to let you know that you all are already super awesome. You don't need to press a button for that. You are good as you are now

Lynix4 years ago
no u You"re the awesome one.
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MatBoi74 years ago
If im awesome, then there wont be haters

Galvanon10 years ago
Them haters want my dank memes

dankmemes1018 years ago
they can't have me

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
50 minus 50 is 0. 0 chance of death. The haters can try to kill me all they want; they’ll never succeed.

Scaredtopressthebutton4 years ago
Be more specific. In what way am I awesome? I am the least awesome person to exist

R_L_N5 years ago
Too late button, already there *sarcastic dab* *sarcastic dab*

Oops25cnot30c8 years ago
Get my fans to help me

Benny Kl12 years ago
I'm already super awesome.

Law132496 years ago
Not if I kill them first
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Ethan Kahrl12 years ago
i'm just awesome at living and fighting

DRAGONWALL9 years ago
but there are no hatters

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leafyisbeer56788 years ago
I'm awsome -MIZ quote

jk4704 years ago
I flip the coin

Carlijn11 years ago
You'd be dead after like five attempts.

ShadowShaper8 years ago
Doesn't say you can't kill "em first ;)

Shotiko9 years ago
62 % ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? Really? Dudes, Fuck Haters you are super awsome..

Ambethia169 years ago
Huh. First part's already true. Jk.

CreeperFino10 years ago
What do you mean by "super awesome"? Do you mean that I'll just be awesome at... nothing?! Hell no!

Hawk8877 years ago
I"ve had worse chances in Xcom and it works out.

Austin Semko10 years ago
I am SUPER AWESOME

BigTtile9 years ago
Who are you bro to say i'm not awesome?

Da_Burrito_Man18 years ago
I am not super awesome. I am Super Hot! Super Hot! Super Hot! Super Hot! Super Hot! SSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPERRRR HHHHHOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Dolus9 years ago
i'm a gambler just kill them first

TheTechnoBot10 years ago
I am already super-awesome!

Sea Hitler9 years ago
Define "super awesome.

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
Good, a chance of dieing, YES!

Sweater18 years ago
Hire James Bond, Hitman 47,Black Widdow, and Jason Boarn to protect me

Smörgåstortoise8 years ago
Already a problem

MorgGaming9 years ago
Dud I'm already awesome dis question isn't 4 me m8

Star Flash10 years ago
50-50=100%

XTheMagmaLionX9 years ago
How many haters will there be? thats the queston.

maxwellduo10 years ago
What does it mean "super awesome"? That mean know by so much people? I'm already super awesome...

Yaboiiii8 years ago
So basically the same except people try to kill me? No thanks

RandomGuy8889 years ago
Bitch please. I'm already awesome.

LazyOrigami11 years ago
I know karate and I could buy a bunch of bodyguards with guns that watch me 24/7. I could buy the bodyguards with my awesomeness and not money. I'm covered.

Snowfrost9189 years ago
That doesnt increase your odds. They could be stronger than anyone. Sorry, loopholes are a bit hard to find sometimes

TheButoun8 years ago
But I have a shotgun [dun dun dun]

RGPZ7 years ago
Everyone Hates Me (apart from ma family) so that 50-50 chance would become a 99.9% I"d die

Mr_Flub_Kyler9 years ago
s u i c i d e m e t h o d s

Cactus Jack's9 years ago
I feel like I'm going to get to see what I don't like. But I live with it

Akram10 years ago
HATERS GONNA HATE!!!!

NoobieTheIdiot2 years ago
ooooooooh death :D

Kodi the Brony10 years ago
20% cooler m8

AssHar8 years ago
Jokes on you already me minus badside!

endertopaz9 years ago
peole try to kill me anyway, and those people include myself

FATFACEMCGEE8 years ago
I already wanna die, might as well be pretty cool before i do.

SuperMariobrony 9 years ago
Beat them up and kill them.

Knight Lewis12 years ago
Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potatoe
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