Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12 3 years ago

uhm

theMoistAlphabet 3 years ago

what?

JumboJawsh 3 years ago

IM JUMBO JAWSH

Tobuscus- 3 years ago

FAIL!!!

RealMarkiplier 3 years ago

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Mamador_3000 2 years ago

The Button Of 87'

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KidScion 11 years ago

You'd die back when he died a while ago, so you wouldn't be alive to press the button, but if you can't press the button, you wouldn't die so you'd be alive, but if your alive you can press the button so it would kill you before you pressed the button. Paradox, no want.

PiperKeizor 8 years ago

So it would keep killing u forever?

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concept_of_altrive 3 years ago

I would spend all my money on burning every OMORI copy

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

The dead can't die. Immortality!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Steve Jobs returns from the dead just for the button to take effect. No immortality.

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AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

Pizza Steve doesn’t have money tho

sfctw1 10 years ago

The first scenario I believe being posted 47 years ago

YoungDog8 9 years ago

no i would have died 6 years ago this is dumb take it down

PurpleUnicorn110 9 years ago

Funny... I'm from the future and this question isn't relevant anymore...

eggboteggboy 9 years ago

he already dead if i press the button that means i instantly die so i"m ready to punch the fuck outta that button

skippy and me 10 years ago

Steve is dead so if get his money I will die, so no thank you.

Dalek khan 11 years ago

That moment when Steve jobs is already dead

Katherine Machabee 13 years ago

you would be dead as soon as you click the button...

Lordlotad 10 years ago

It's actually not a paradox, simply a loop hole

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Matthew Ireland 13 years ago

Steve Jobs has no money

gildedphoenix 11 years ago

*was and *had

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Sarah Glover 13 years ago

Zombie

Hyltran 3 years ago

He will never die because he has already died.

Gil Sharp 13 years ago

he's already dead doe

Shafie1211 10 years ago

Good....ill use my money to make him stay alive

srduh2 11 years ago

the moment you press button you will die but but it says you get all of his money so he can't have any

xXEROSXx 11 years ago

im 14

Prodoggo 8 years ago

But you wouldn't die becuz Jobs is alredy dead, he cant die agian.

FuckedUpCat 2 years ago

He would die of starvation, and I would die. heh. Heheh. no.

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

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Stropey 9 years ago

Omae wa mou shinderu...

edji 11 years ago

:) :/ :( XD

hoganquinlan 9 years ago

Who"s the lucky duck who got to press this button 47 years ago and enjoy Steve Jobs" wealth

Luka Obser 13 years ago

Dead people canÂ´t die.

Comedicsans 11 years ago

I'll just reset the timeline

Kaishi101 5 years ago

lol he died before I was born so no downside!

Loudgreg 10 years ago

Nah he a apple i like windows more cause my fart stinked

Kønig 9 years ago

lol he already did

Malanti 11 years ago

Wow 71% that's sad

PrincessKiara 3 months ago

So, would you die right away?

Radicalspeeder 11 years ago

Don't press the button because you die as soon as it's pressed XD

SicoDork 11 years ago

he's already dead so its pointless

TittieTittieGangBang 12 years ago

Well...I'm not sure when this was posted but...

Hyltran 3 years ago

Now the main concern here is eternity in sub atomic space (again).

John May 13 years ago

I'd be immortal!!!!

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Ronnoc527 10 years ago

Press this when you think you are going to die have it in your will to donate your fortune to charity.

ChumpPotato 11 years ago

FYI hes not dead his death was fake!

marha 6 years ago

hol up

evil-ch10e last year

你好呀你好呀

SaberTooth017 11 years ago

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Mech57 9 years ago

You would die multiple years ago, immorality achieved

Batoast 11 years ago

How old is Steve Jobs?

Easyboy13 9 years ago

He"s already died

ButterStickles 11 years ago

So if I except this do i die straight away

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