Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12 3 years ago

uhm

theMoistAlphabet 3 years ago

what?

JumboJawsh 3 years ago

IM JUMBO JAWSH

Tobuscus- 3 years ago

FAIL!!!

RealMarkiplier 3 years ago

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Mamador_3000 2 years ago

The Button Of 87'

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KidScion 11 years ago

You'd die back when he died a while ago, so you wouldn't be alive to press the button, but if you can't press the button, you wouldn't die so you'd be alive, but if your alive you can press the button so it would kill you before you pressed the button. Paradox, no want.

PiperKeizor 8 years ago

So it would keep killing u forever?

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concept_of_altrive 3 years ago

I would spend all my money on burning every OMORI copy

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

The dead can't die. Immortality!

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Steve Jobs returns from the dead just for the button to take effect. No immortality.

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AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

Pizza Steve doesn’t have money tho

sfctw1 10 years ago

The first scenario I believe being posted 47 years ago

YoungDog8 9 years ago

no i would have died 6 years ago this is dumb take it down

PurpleUnicorn110 9 years ago

Funny... I'm from the future and this question isn't relevant anymore...

eggboteggboy 9 years ago

he already dead if i press the button that means i instantly die so i"m ready to punch the fuck outta that button

skippy and me 10 years ago

Steve is dead so if get his money I will die, so no thank you.

Dalek khan 11 years ago

That moment when Steve jobs is already dead

Katherine Machabee 13 years ago

you would be dead as soon as you click the button...

Lordlotad 10 years ago

It's actually not a paradox, simply a loop hole

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Matthew Ireland 13 years ago

Steve Jobs has no money

gildedphoenix 11 years ago

*was and *had

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Sarah Glover 13 years ago

Zombie

SemiIsback 8 years ago

Immorialty

minecraftbananaman 11 years ago

i love bananas

Donderpants 11 years ago

I don't want lots of money + immediate death.

MYBUTTONBITCH 11 years ago

.........WHAT DA FUCK..........

Q_ImpracticalJokers 3 years ago

hey mustache what's up

MayaHaley 12 years ago

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE HOLY SHIAT

SomeRandomHuman 9 years ago

U Can't Ded Cuz He Ded Already

Wieger Piekema 13 years ago

he already died...

CWFooey34 10 years ago

Time to pay the boys in the lab a visit

Roody charles 11 years ago

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AtheenaWolf1122 10 years ago

What if he died before I was ever even born!

Wikipedia 11 years ago

What if he's already dead?

Degs 6 years ago

Anybody here...?

Forever_ last year

i wont die cuz im immortal

Normbot1233 11 years ago

he is already dead...

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

STEVE WHY

Brennon Wilson 11 years ago

Im dead. I clicked the button but he's already dead.

JustThatButtonPusher 9 years ago

You cannot die if he doesn't die AFTER pressing the button, so you basically get all the income from Microsoft and more.

Mikuelious 9 years ago

Wizardmon It"s spelled "Microsoft" in their comment

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Eyelessjackcow 11 years ago

The dead don't die... I live forever... but that means I have to see the world end... then there is no point to having all that money... I will not press the button...

BEAR_5 3 years ago

I don't want to die! 😱

Endercake 11 years ago

26% just died

lewis0428 4 years ago

STEVE JOBS IS DEAD

WhyNotPressTheButton 10 years ago

but steve jobs allready died so wouldn't that mean that we would have died before we died? so it basically changes the past TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!! but wait dosnt that mean theres no point in clicking because you wouldn't be able to use the money but your family would have got the money!!!!!!!!!!