Will You Press The Button?

dogpond12last year

uhm

theMoistAlphabetlast year

what?

RealMarkiplierlast year

Hello everybody my name is markiplier

Mamador_30006 months ago

The Button Of 87'

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JumboJawshlast year

IM JUMBO JAWSH

Tobuscus-last year

FAIL!!!

Q_ImpracticalJokerslast year

hey mustache what's up

concept_of_altrivelast year

I would spend all my money on burning every OMORI copy

KidScion9 years ago

You'd die back when he died a while ago, so you wouldn't be alive to press the button, but if you can't press the button, you wouldn't die so you'd be alive, but if your alive you can press the button so it would kill you before you pressed the button. Paradox, no want.

PiperKeizor7 years ago

So it would keep killing u forever?

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AlexanderWasserman7 years ago

Pizza Steve doesn’t have money tho

Alanna Elric12 years ago

The dead can't die. Immortality!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Steve Jobs returns from the dead just for the button to take effect. No immortality.

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sfctw19 years ago

The first scenario I believe being posted 47 years ago

YoungDog88 years ago

no i would have died 6 years ago this is dumb take it down

eggboteggboy8 years ago

he already dead if i press the button that means i instantly die so i"m ready to punch the fuck outta that button

skippy and me9 years ago

Steve is dead so if get his money I will die, so no thank you.

Dalek khan9 years ago

That moment when Steve jobs is already dead

Katherine Machabee12 years ago

you would be dead as soon as you click the button...

Lordlotad9 years ago

It's actually not a paradox, simply a loop hole

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Sarah Glover12 years ago

Zombie

Matthew Ireland12 years ago

Steve Jobs has no money

gildedphoenix9 years ago

*was and *had

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WhyNotPressTheButton9 years ago

but steve jobs allready died so wouldn't that mean that we would have died before we died? so it basically changes the past TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!!! but wait dosnt that mean theres no point in clicking because you wouldn't be able to use the money but your family would have got the money!!!!!!!!!!

Endercake10 years ago

26% just died

lewis04283 years ago

STEVE JOBS IS DEAD

HarajukuCat10 years ago

So,I'm already dead ?

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

hes already dead R.I.P

PurpleUnicorn1108 years ago

Funny... I'm from the future and this question isn't relevant anymore...

Superlogoyoyo9 years ago

Who is Steve jobs

gildedphoenix9 years ago

the one who crated apple products second he is already a dead person

MayaHaley11 years ago

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE HOLY SHIAT

neko maid9 years ago

he is already dead.

dog_pissinglast year

lmao

Nicolas Kumm12 years ago

hahahaa er is tot als hab ich unendlich geld und sterbe niemals GENIUS

cooleyo438 years ago

i want to be rich

Superaaen12310 years ago

FAKE DEATH WOAH like thats never happened before

CaffeineCream5 years ago

I'm going to scare the shit out of people as a ghost.

TheParasiter9 years ago

I think it means his age, guys.

Sovereign497 years ago

If he freezes himself he go to future and not die

DonaldTrump4life$$$9 years ago

Im already richer than him #TrumpRuleWorld #F@%kApple

Narhima Abbas 10 years ago

....out of validation..... Omg

Orbit shock9 years ago

WHAT????

dog_fangirllast year

DOWNSIDE???

cattom3 years ago

well hes already dead soooo...

Bentley Soon Li-Minn12 years ago

He's alr dead

lazoreffect9 years ago

He means his age

RedFox9 years ago

So I'm already dead? No thanks.

Lokaghost9 years ago

no no no no

Timmeeeeh10 years ago

Wtf why would you do that

Zach20727 years ago

Too late...

agentMK1last year

why 70% refuse? i doesnt understand, cause steve can live more than you and i dont see any other the problems with it

MrCookieman248 years ago

If you were to click this button, you would not die. Steve Jobs is already dead, so he can’t die again. If he were to die again, he would have to be alive again.

loki50559 years ago

Hello yes

celiagold8 years ago

So basically, not only would you die, nobody would have any memories of you after 2011. Way to go ace

KidScion9 years ago

He's already dead...

Tobuscus-last year

i wipe my butt with steve jobs money

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