Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

i don't want to breed. just explore the multi-verse the person i marred would be a female version of myself with inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and energy manipulation. and would give me clones of her powers.

Repeaterlast year

what

DaRealConMan3 years ago

I either don’t have children, or I adopt children. Either loophole works perfectly.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Hahaha lol I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian, so I don't have to go through that. Ha!

Ethan1-14 months ago

the dude dies

Salad9 years ago

I don't want children

Muspelheim9 years ago

If she doesn't get pregnant ever, she won't die

Adin Doyle12 years ago

adoption

The_Nomascsexual_Newt3 years ago

I love how all the best comments are just loopholes, it shows how determined we all are to punch the consequences in the face. 😁

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KaiRose8 years ago

But im a girl so....i dont have to worry about that.😁

Kittenlover1018 years ago

It means you die. So don't press. Too late. Lost your life a month ago. This comment is old now.

Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

don't have sex then

pwninggrenades8 years ago

have sex and wear condom e asy

50dimensions8 years ago

dont fuck them? and adopt someone?

Pusheeny7 years ago

I'm female..

SkeloJoe6667 years ago

Jokes on you I'm gay

TehRobloxNub7 years ago

I will glitch the button so I press it and not press it at the same time

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

Quantum superpositio you say

BitchyBuffaloWings7 years ago

The love of my life is a guy sooo..

OverwatchMain8 years ago

Always Wear Protection Kids!

WhoGirl78 years ago

Just have no kids...

Rocket0468 years ago

In no way am I having children

YoungDog88 years ago

dont have childeren boom problem solved

jshaw718 years ago

When does she die? And does the child survive?

DamnFisza8 years ago

A d o p t I o n

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

A b o r t i o n

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Plot twist: you give birth, not her, no one dies. LOOPHOLE... if you"re a female. Who is interested in other females. Like me.

Claudsy137 years ago

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HCAT8 years ago

Don't plan on having children anyway...

Amber Jordan12 years ago

The love of my life is a guy so I good!

End3rc0re4 years ago

same as well

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SoulPancake9 years ago

Step 1: adopt and never actually have a child Step 2: 1 more person is immortal

NovaJ7219 years ago

Umm, so I became lesbian and would have child? Wha? Oh, maybe that would be my baby... FOCKin Bich, that's what you deserve!

NovaJ7219 years ago

That would not be

Ac4king29 years ago

Dont have kids

HiddenWiki4 years ago

Kitten, it"s called a vasectomy.

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

nagisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SonHiro9 years ago

SHIT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME *Cries*

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Trainer Red12 years ago

Star wars anyone?

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Too sad. May she Rest In Peace.

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Alison Goldberg12 years ago

I like men. Also I am infertile, so I see no downside.

Cylinder_tophat7 years ago

Dont get kids

Slayer225219 years ago

Don't make kids.

lizabean8 years ago

how do you know it"s a she Lool it probably is

Doctor.Lol9 years ago

Star wars Padmé lol

NeutralPie1762504 years ago

*laughs in lesbian*

yours truly9 years ago

*cough*cough* nagisa *cough*cough

wholocked12310 years ago

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usamie8 years ago

""she""

Kod769 years ago

Adoption

PyroCookies6 years ago

These get so dark tho...

Skyler Grimm 9 years ago

I'm a girl.....

Poyuma11 years ago

Ummm, not gonna have children?

Noamias8 years ago

Both of these things happen to me right now already

jfolsourees9 years ago

haha im not getting kids!

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

CONDOMS

Mace Windu9 years ago

Where is Padmé ?

Sam Nessim12 years ago

Guys, there is no conditional... This implies that NO MATTER WHAT, she will get pregnant and subsequently die...

RedJackOfClubs9 years ago

Snip-snip

AidenOfOz3 years ago

Aha! I'm biologically female, so she can't get pregnant!

CowSlayer8 years ago

Never have kids

andy beirsack9 years ago

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nebris848 years ago

Have no kids

Charzardlover249 years ago

Adoption or just don't have a child at all.

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