i don't want to breed. just explore the multi-verse the person i marred would be a female version of myself with inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and energy manipulation. and would give me clones of her powers.
Repeaterlast year
what
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DaRealConMan4 years ago
I either don’t have children, or I adopt children. Either loophole works perfectly.
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Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago
Hahaha lol I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian, so I don't have to go through that. Ha!
Ethan1-16 months ago
the dude dies
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Salad9 years ago
I don't want children
Muspelheim9 years ago
If she doesn't get pregnant ever, she won't die
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Adin Doyle12 years ago
adoption
The_Nomascsexual_Newt3 years ago
I love how all the best comments are just loopholes, it shows how determined we all are to punch the consequences in the face. 😁
Plot twist: you give birth, not her, no one dies. LOOPHOLE... if you"re a female. Who is interested in other females. Like me.
Claudsy137 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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HCAT9 years ago
Don't plan on having children anyway...
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SoulPancake9 years ago
Step 1: adopt and never actually have a child Step 2: 1 more person is immortal
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NovaJ7219 years ago
Umm, so I became lesbian and would have child? Wha? Oh, maybe that would be my baby... FOCKin Bich, that's what you deserve!
I like men. Also I am infertile, so I see no downside.
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Maple_Leeef3 years ago
dont have children
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Bernice9 years ago
Just don't have a child and just a adopt if you guys want one.
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Hericidal10 years ago
Lol I don't want kids and if she'd cheat on me and get pregnant I wouldn't give a fuck if she died
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SlytherinLyn7 years ago
One word:
*gay*
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Totyjoe9 years ago
Don't have kids
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N-master11 years ago
don't have kids
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CPM8 years ago
Never have kids. I win.
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Sponska10 years ago
Just use condoms and everything will be fine :D
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Yaaaay10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Freja7 years ago
Well... Guys (typically) don't get pregnant...
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Butt9 years ago
Don't have kids except for adoption
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Thebeaver8408 years ago
Who says she has make a baby
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M3eep10 years ago
No, she won't die, because I don't want to have children.
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Jacksharkquack9 years ago
Just don't have kids...
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Leo Noboru9 years ago
She? What If Your Gay, Does That Mean I Can Get Orlando Bloom Pregnant, Damn!
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