Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

i don't want to breed. just explore the multi-verse the person i marred would be a female version of myself with inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and energy manipulation. and would give me clones of her powers.

Repeaterlast year

what

DaRealConMan4 years ago

I either don’t have children, or I adopt children. Either loophole works perfectly.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Hahaha lol I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian, so I don't have to go through that. Ha!

Ethan1-16 months ago

the dude dies

Salad9 years ago

I don't want children

Muspelheim9 years ago

If she doesn't get pregnant ever, she won't die

Adin Doyle12 years ago

adoption

The_Nomascsexual_Newt3 years ago

I love how all the best comments are just loopholes, it shows how determined we all are to punch the consequences in the face. 😁

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KaiRose9 years ago

But im a girl so....i dont have to worry about that.😁

Kittenlover1018 years ago

It means you die. So don't press. Too late. Lost your life a month ago. This comment is old now.

Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

don't have sex then

pwninggrenades8 years ago

have sex and wear condom e asy

50dimensions9 years ago

dont fuck them? and adopt someone?

Pusheeny7 years ago

I'm female..

SkeloJoe6667 years ago

Jokes on you I'm gay

TehRobloxNub7 years ago

I will glitch the button so I press it and not press it at the same time

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

Quantum superpositio you say

BitchyBuffaloWings7 years ago

The love of my life is a guy sooo..

OverwatchMain8 years ago

Always Wear Protection Kids!

WhoGirl78 years ago

Just have no kids...

Rocket0468 years ago

In no way am I having children

YoungDog88 years ago

dont have childeren boom problem solved

jshaw718 years ago

When does she die? And does the child survive?

DamnFisza8 years ago

A d o p t I o n

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago

A b o r t i o n

Amber Jordan12 years ago

The love of my life is a guy so I good!

End3rc0re4 years ago

same as well

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Lostfeather2378 years ago

Plot twist: you give birth, not her, no one dies. LOOPHOLE... if you"re a female. Who is interested in other females. Like me.

Claudsy137 years ago

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HCAT9 years ago

Don't plan on having children anyway...

SoulPancake9 years ago

Step 1: adopt and never actually have a child Step 2: 1 more person is immortal

NovaJ7219 years ago

Umm, so I became lesbian and would have child? Wha? Oh, maybe that would be my baby... FOCKin Bich, that's what you deserve!

NovaJ7219 years ago

That would not be

Ac4king29 years ago

Dont have kids

HiddenWiki4 years ago

Kitten, it"s called a vasectomy.

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

nagisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SonHiro9 years ago

SHIT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME *Cries*

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Trainer Red12 years ago

Star wars anyone?

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Too sad. May she Rest In Peace.

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Alison Goldberg12 years ago

I like men. Also I am infertile, so I see no downside.

jaspy4 years ago

jokes on you im gay, my hubbie gonna live fo evayyy

XVicent9 years ago

Then dont make child. LOOPHOLE CONFIRMED

dzhyessi10 years ago

So we adopt, problem solved

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

I want to adopt and if she"s the love of my life she should agree with me. :-D

SpamtonG.Spamton9 years ago

So I'm like anakin Skywalker

Jessie Katie Wolf12 years ago

sounds like naruto's mother

StanleyGamer8 years ago

Lol I just won't have kids or just adopt one😋

Pika Girl10 years ago

Wait I'm a girl so...

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Wait, I die during childbirth?

shaydin9 years ago

Don't have children/birth controll/

linasuperdina10 years ago

how would that even be biologically possible

Toxic_Sprinkles6 years ago

Then I'll just be with a guy.

Link259 years ago

Don't have child and adopt

Leafshade11 years ago

We can adopt, making her immortal.

Maple_Leeef3 years ago

dont have children

Bernice9 years ago

Just don't have a child and just a adopt if you guys want one.

Hericidal10 years ago

Lol I don't want kids and if she'd cheat on me and get pregnant I wouldn't give a fuck if she died

SlytherinLyn7 years ago

One word: *gay*

Totyjoe9 years ago

Don't have kids

N-master11 years ago

don't have kids

CPM8 years ago

Never have kids. I win.

Sponska10 years ago

Just use condoms and everything will be fine :D

Freja7 years ago

Well... Guys (typically) don't get pregnant...

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