Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

i don't want to breed. just explore the multi-verse the person i marred would be a female version of myself with inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and energy manipulation. and would give me clones of her powers.

Repeaterlast year

what

DaRealConMan3 years ago

I either don’t have children, or I adopt children. Either loophole works perfectly.

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Hahaha lol I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian, so I don't have to go through that. Ha!

Ethan1-14 months ago

the dude dies

Salad9 years ago

I don't want children

Muspelheim9 years ago

If she doesn't get pregnant ever, she won't die

Adin Doyle12 years ago

adoption

The_Nomascsexual_Newt3 years ago

I love how all the best comments are just loopholes, it shows how determined we all are to punch the consequences in the face. 😁

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KaiRose8 years ago

But im a girl so....i dont have to worry about that.😁

Kittenlover1018 years ago

It means you die. So don't press. Too late. Lost your life a month ago. This comment is old now.

Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

don't have sex then

pwninggrenades8 years ago

have sex and wear condom e asy

50dimensions8 years ago

dont fuck them? and adopt someone?

Pusheeny7 years ago

I'm female..

SkeloJoe6667 years ago

Jokes on you I'm gay

TehRobloxNub7 years ago

I will glitch the button so I press it and not press it at the same time

SAMUELGAMING7 years ago

Quantum superpositio you say

BitchyBuffaloWings7 years ago

The love of my life is a guy sooo..

OverwatchMain8 years ago

Always Wear Protection Kids!

WhoGirl78 years ago

Just have no kids...

Rocket0468 years ago

In no way am I having children

YoungDog88 years ago

dont have childeren boom problem solved

jshaw718 years ago

When does she die? And does the child survive?

DamnFisza8 years ago

A d o p t I o n

the_non-binary_pancakelast year

A b o r t i o n

Lostfeather2378 years ago

Plot twist: you give birth, not her, no one dies. LOOPHOLE... if you"re a female. Who is interested in other females. Like me.

Claudsy137 years ago

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HCAT8 years ago

Don't plan on having children anyway...

Amber Jordan12 years ago

The love of my life is a guy so I good!

End3rc0re4 years ago

same as well

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SoulPancake9 years ago

Step 1: adopt and never actually have a child Step 2: 1 more person is immortal

NovaJ7219 years ago

Umm, so I became lesbian and would have child? Wha? Oh, maybe that would be my baby... FOCKin Bich, that's what you deserve!

NovaJ7219 years ago

That would not be

Ac4king29 years ago

Dont have kids

HiddenWiki4 years ago

Kitten, it"s called a vasectomy.

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Trevor Valance12 years ago

nagisaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SonHiro9 years ago

SHIT WHY DID YOU REMIND ME *Cries*

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Trainer Red12 years ago

Star wars anyone?

Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

Too sad. May she Rest In Peace.

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Alison Goldberg12 years ago

I like men. Also I am infertile, so I see no downside.

GoDawgsO17 years ago

Just never have a kid or adopt

oldnotweak9 years ago

no children then? simple enough. but i still didnt push it because FUCK MARRIAGE

eia11 years ago

The love of my life is a dude... not a problem haha

Szokusia8 years ago

Straight girl here.

I'llDieSomeDay9 years ago

What your lesbian? Would you both die?

Erminelast month

Henry VIII Lore

TylerFallenAngelKodiak8 years ago

I like guys anyway so I'm fine with it.

tehhypergamer9 years ago

Well, good thing she's my dog. She is a German Shepard but I have a crush on her ._. But humans can't pregnate dogs. I just wanna fuck my dog.

MrPigglZ 9 years ago

just... just... WTF?

LS_Fan8 years ago

*Asexual snickering*

miniz19949 years ago

So... don't have a child with them then ?

sammzers3 years ago

nobody said we had to have kids

ilovezxc9 years ago

rnTman105rn

A_Swain7 years ago

Females laughing in the distance.. or will we die?

CRAFTBHOY249 years ago

It didn't say you HAD to have children

Prince Kaitlin Rose12 years ago

no kids is fine with me

GARBOSEA4 years ago

Me *presses yes* Anakin’s betrayal *starts playing*

The 9th Jaw YT9 years ago

I want be in love with a random person I dontneven knowðŸ˜š

BlazeSaber10 years ago

the love of my life is not a girl Ill be ok

BoiZeBery7 years ago

This is sexist

teemu39 years ago

`She dies during childbirth.` wait is this star wars?

turtelman9 years ago

Im not having kids so kate upton come at me babe

willjr0810 years ago

Loophole: Have no kids and adopt if we want a child and she is immortal since she has to die during childbirth. #CounterLogic

InvincibleBunny7 years ago

well, on a count of I wanna adopt a chold anyways, and I am a girl sooooo

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