i don't want to breed. just explore the multi-verse the person i marred would be a female version of myself with inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and energy manipulation. and would give me clones of her powers.
Repeater3 years ago
what
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DaRealConMan5 years ago
I either don’t have children, or I adopt children. Either loophole works perfectly.
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Demigod_Wizard_Cat9 years ago
Hahaha lol I'm a girl and I'm not lesbian, so I don't have to go through that. Ha!
Plot twist: you give birth, not her, no one dies. LOOPHOLE... if you"re a female. Who is interested in other females. Like me.
Claudsy139 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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HCAT10 years ago
Don't plan on having children anyway...
Son.vigga2 months ago
Racist towards the human race your alien
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SoulPancake10 years ago
Step 1: adopt and never actually have a child Step 2: 1 more person is immortal
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NovaJ72111 years ago
Umm, so I became lesbian and would have child? Wha? Oh, maybe that would be my baby... FOCKin Bich, that's what you deserve!
I like men. Also I am infertile, so I see no downside.
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lizabean10 years ago
how do you know it"s a she
Lool it probably is
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Doctor.Lol11 years ago
Star wars Padmé lol
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NeutralPie1762506 years ago
*laughs in lesbian*
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yours truly10 years ago
*cough*cough* nagisa *cough*cough
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wholocked12311 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Cylinder_tophat9 years ago
Dont get kids
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Slayer2252111 years ago
Don't make kids.
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Kod7611 years ago
Adoption
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PyroCookies7 years ago
These get so dark tho...
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Skyler Grimm 10 years ago
I'm a girl.....
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Poyuma12 years ago
Ummm, not gonna have children?
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Noamias9 years ago
Both of these things happen to me right now already
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jfolsourees11 years ago
haha im not getting kids!
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HX5XHN10 months ago
这孩子不要也不是不行
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usamie10 years ago
""she""
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Mace Windu10 years ago
Where is Padmé ?
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Sam Nessim13 years ago
Guys, there is no conditional... This implies that NO MATTER WHAT, she will get pregnant and subsequently die...
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RedJackOfClubs11 years ago
Snip-snip
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AidenOfOz4 years ago
Aha! I'm biologically female, so she can't get pregnant!
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CowSlayer10 years ago
Never have kids
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andy beirsack11 years ago
DarrenTheKid
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