Will You Press The Button?

Hiphop759 years ago

So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud3 years ago

Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things

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McSwaggerNuggets9 years ago

An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert10 years ago

So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid489 years ago

Yea

BlueDogXL10 years ago

Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago

UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE

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SkyX-0710 years ago

What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago

You really can't

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

sabyoy8 years ago

Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin18 years ago

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Toki Vick12 years ago

would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man2 years ago

so i"d only know french

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Mercenary796 years ago

Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C8 years ago

Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen64208 years ago

Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne9 years ago

But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl38 years ago

It"s saying every language

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Lance Horsch12 years ago

I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward7 years ago

Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.

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Emma Dykstra12 years ago

What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C8 years ago

So what was it?

Francis Racicot12 years ago

wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton7 years ago

There are more than that

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AverageMocha3 years ago

Sure, I can't speak caveman...But, uhbdkhjvjhcxbvfdxjnkfnd

LaLa200310 years ago

English and Japanese

ShelbyWagner8 years ago

Lol I'm ok with this bit umm my first language isn't the same as what my family speacks

ShelbyWagner8 years ago

Speaks*

CaptBlu9 years ago

Whats the problem again?

Knucklesfan8 years ago

Understanding alone is ok.

ShadeTheAwndretreeWhosDatingAsriel6 years ago

Yyou could write in the languages it says

tilmoph10 years ago

So I just get a free language? Deal!

Sequacious'10 years ago

If you read it you can understand what the mouth is for.

CrimsonCarl7 years ago

You said SPEAK, but that means I can just write it down to communicate

William Bishop12 years ago

I can't speak le frenchy language.

Player Deaths9 years ago

Heck yeah

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Allanadcat8 years ago

You can just understand everyone and travel around the world translating things to other people

Prestige10769 years ago

No downside. Whoever didnt press this is mentally disturbed.

Catperson424 years ago

Just write down what you want to say!

ceering9910 years ago

Sure I guess?

RarahPSE8 years ago

What if my choice changes?

flasninja2410 years ago

Well you can just write down wat they are saying to another Person (friend)

Cyan-central7 years ago

Ledleledeledlelde

Simply_One_Hell_Of_A_Butler11 years ago

I'll be able to understand Japanese and write in Japanese but I won't have to remember how to speak it. That's perfect!

WildKatGirl9 years ago

I can watch anime in Japanese! :D

Retrospectre10 years ago

Also what if I pick sign language? (Yes it counts as a language, but I don't have to speak it)

Jayrod9 years ago

Better than what I can do now

Liothlast year

This choice is a bit weird. In no way does the 'give' part indicate you will be able to speak the chosen language in the first place. Thus the 'take' part is of no consequence.