Ability to understand, read, and write any language of your choice.
but
You will never be able to speak in another language (other than your first language). Ever.
I will not

Hiphop75 10 years ago
So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud 4 years ago
Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things
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McSwaggerNuggets 10 years ago
An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert 11 years ago
So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid48 11 years ago
Yea

BlueDogXL 11 years ago
Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs 9 years ago
UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE
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SkyX-07 11 years ago
What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins 9 years ago
You really can't

BlazingBlaziken 10 years ago
Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

Toki Vick 13 years ago
would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man 3 years ago
so i"d only know french
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sabyoy 9 years ago
Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin1 9 years ago
Gybkjvh grvf

Mercenary79 7 years ago
Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C 9 years ago
Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen6420 9 years ago
Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne 10 years ago
But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl3 9 years ago
It"s saying every language
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Lance Horsch 13 years ago
I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward 9 years ago
Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.
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Emma Dykstra 13 years ago
What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C 9 years ago
So what was it?

Francis Racicot 13 years ago
wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton 9 years ago
There are more than that
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ignition191 8 months ago
international text-based communication in every language can be very beneficial financially.

hi man2005 11 years ago
Michael bay is my bey

Mykeelovesbidoofs 9 years ago
What"s the downside

GohanSSJ2 10 years ago
No downside

Books_for_life121 9 years ago
Loophole just write what you have to say in a different language

clawdene4 11 years ago
White board and Expo marker. XD

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago
If I can write I'll just say I'm mute :T I can still communicate in other languages that aren't english...

CobaltStarling 10 years ago
I"d need to keep a little whiteboard around so I"d be able to write my replies to people. Because I"d be able to understand them, but not reply to them.

MILKYWAY857 11 years ago
What's the problem with that? I mostly speak to English people anyway.

Beast_Pander 8 years ago
If you speak english this is an easy choice

PinkyPie12 12 years ago
What's so bad about that

Obaidah 11 years ago
I speak Arabic, but my great great grandfather is turks. Coincidence?

cloutdaddy 9 years ago
loophole, not give a shit and do it anyway

Blaze111 10 years ago
Um have one of those talk things that you write in and it says the word

EthanWillButton702 9 years ago
I choose... english.

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan 11 years ago
i can write as speaking so people know what i am saying no matter what by the way i could be paid a lot of ca-ching for this and the very first language i would choose to write in would be japanese... i could finally understand manga and miku hatsune's s... [Show full comment]

YoshiP 3 years ago
Ermmm, but then how would I communicate with my staff working on Final Fantasy XIV, with a free trial up to level 70...

WhiteTone 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

MyUserNameIsStupid.exe 11 years ago
WillYouDieFromSpammers.com (legit site)

ABBEH 11 years ago
I find this funny only because an ad for learning other languages popped up after I hit the button

SlominskiProductions 6 years ago
No downside

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago
Thing is, I already speak three languages, and this would make it one, so nope.

Farrahaz222 9 years ago
So basically me in Spanish class. Great!

Monkeygod 9 years ago
Yeah you will be able to speak another language but you will be able to understand another language

Steven Boyer 13 years ago
i'm really ok with this

The Nerdy Nerd 10 years ago
Gaster hands

EZ Street 11 years ago
So I'd be an Ultimate Universal Translater

Issybutton 9 years ago
You cant speak or write

Qolem 10 years ago
So I can know any language of my choice... there is not any limit on how many of those choices I can make... So I only gain?

xiao_A 7 months ago
有最近的人吗

zombiekiller 11 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d... [Show full comment]

miku_hatsune's_biggest_fan 11 years ago
found it!!! it is 113 5's to the right
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BrianStiner 9 years ago
Any language? Alright, I choose proto-indo European. Eat your heart out linguistic historical scholars.

gjyfghhg 5 years ago
Thats fine i guess

INFJlife 11 years ago
I see no downside since I only know English and I would ace all my Latin tests

AthenaGirl3 9 years ago
Pretend you"re mute and write everything. Duh.

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash 11 years ago
It says I can't speak it, it never said I couldn't SING it.

Hamistagan 10 years ago
im bilingual meaning i perfectly speak 2 languages so this would suck
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