Will You Press The Button?

Hiphop758 years ago

So I won't be able to speak it, but I can read it, write it and understand it . . . this is like saying I can make and eat food but won't be able to taste it.

Kdsafud3 years ago

Yes but ikr this is 5 years ago but now Corona has made bad things

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McSwaggerNuggets9 years ago

An ad for Rosetta Stone popped up XD

CBobbert9 years ago

So I'll become the world's all-to-english translator? AND I can write any language into another? there's no loss.

FootballKid489 years ago

Yea

BlueDogXL10 years ago

Japan! I will finally understand you!!!!!!!!!

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago

UR GOOD JUST CUZ U HAVE POKEMON ICON HERE HAVE LIKE

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SkyX-079 years ago

What if I had 2 first language?

Tommy-Atkins8 years ago

You really can't

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Step 1.) Learn Japanese Step 2.) Watch anime without subtitles or dubbing Step 3.) You become a weeaboo (this step is completely optional)

sabyoy8 years ago

Wait u can only say baby language

Migdin18 years ago

Gybkjvh grvf

Toki Vick12 years ago

would you still be able to say taco?

Mr_Meme_Man2 years ago

so i"d only know french

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Mercenary796 years ago

Ha ha jokes on you I can't speak any other language anyways

C7 years ago

Well let"s see, I"d like totally fail my mother tongue oral, but my compo, LC and main paper would more than make up for it. *Slams button*

KenJen64208 years ago

Anime is better in its original language anyway

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Oh shut up! English dub is better then sub & everyone knows that!

Cormac Beirne9 years ago

But couldn't I just read, write, and understand another language without pressing the button?

AthenaGirl38 years ago

It"s saying every language

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Lance Horsch12 years ago

I can fix that last part. EVERYONE ON EARTH PRESS IT NOW!!!

Thomas_Steward7 years ago

Then again if everybody pressed it at the same time, everyone would revert back to humanity"s original language, which is Hebrew or something.

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Emma Dykstra12 years ago

What happens if my first word was a word that exists in multiple languages, and I learned them simultaneously?

C7 years ago

So what was it?

Francis Racicot12 years ago

wtf I already speak 2 language, what would happen?

Issybutton7 years ago

There are more than that

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gjyfghhg3 years ago

Thats fine i guess

INFJlife10 years ago

I see no downside since I only know English and I would ace all my Latin tests

AthenaGirl38 years ago

Pretend you"re mute and write everything. Duh.

LunaIsTotallyNotTrash9 years ago

It says I can't speak it, it never said I couldn't SING it.

Hamistagan8 years ago

im bilingual meaning i perfectly speak 2 languages so this would suck

ThePurpleCharizard9 years ago

Your point is?

mylee12347 years ago

Can you still EAT food from other countrys? HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??

Ventiro10 years ago

oooooooooooooooooooook then

cedric9 years ago

Ability to understand, read, and write any language of your choice

John R Mclaughlin12 years ago

I see no downside...

vampireslayer1979 years ago

Right in Egyptian hyragliphs so no 1 can understand u then u can sware like a saller & no 1s the wiser

Nickely10 years ago

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MyUserNameIsStupid.exe9 years ago

I'm legit drowning in spwikddwpos-----*GURGLE* *GURGLE*

Jadelove8 years ago

Lol

TrinityPadill19879 years ago

SCREW ENGLISH!! I WANNA LEARN FRICKING JAPANESE AND GET TO UNDERDTAND ANIME IN JAPANESE INSTEAD OF WATCHING IT DUBBED

Oldiron_798 months ago

Definitely a no if I can't speak 🙊 the ones I already know naturally

PopePepetheEmperorFrog8 years ago

A Text-to-speech device should solve the problem

DavidLgamer999 years ago

Where's the downside again?

Ivan200610 years ago

Speaking a foreign language specifically English, is required if I want to graduate from high school in my country, so hellnope.

Olkren9 years ago

This just means I can catch them when they insult me or so I can travel around the world. Which evers first.

Lolirainbow7 years ago

What about Pizza? its the same in spanish AND english?

VojtchJavora7 years ago

And in other languages too

Etta Watters12 years ago

you can always write it out

PokemonEvi9 years ago

So all I have to do is write everything down? I don't care about that!

Fox_Dude4049 years ago

Oh well I can write it down

zombiekiller9 years ago

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MyUserNameIsStupid.exe9 years ago

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why u do dis9 years ago

easy if you're talking to someone in another language just write what you are going to say it never said you cant write it down

RobotCarDude2 years ago

So no downside for most of us.

TheEnchanted10 years ago

Still worth it

TheCyanLord8 years ago

My first language was norwigean, so I will still be able to speak english.

GenoSans7 years ago

just choose your prime language first then go for any other language

Ventiro10 years ago

oooooooooooooooooooook then

BoCo3658 years ago

I will write and speak in wingdings. I am now W. D. Gaster, the man who speaks in hands

shea05069 years ago

what if you learned 2 languages and then made ur own thats in every single language. Problem solved!

steelerbeast3609 years ago

my first language is english so im safe

360 no scope 9 years ago

Tell me how you sleeping easy how your only thinking of yourself show me how you justify tell me how your eyes on second nature listen mark my words one day one day you will pay you will pay karmas gonna come collect your depth

LittleG7 years ago

Fine with me

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