Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead 10 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals 2 years ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan 5 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU 10 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg 4 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Freakazoid 10 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze 9 years ago

Me too

Coolconner307 8 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens31 2 years ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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BruhWhy 9 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

Niggakiller last year

im gonna a sexual with this log ahh dih.

AndyFSH 10 years ago

I've got hands.

Niggakiller last year

I've got yo mom hands on my long ahh dih.

invisibleman 10 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins 10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

datboi427 6 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager 13 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd 8 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright 13 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

popdo69 4 years ago

*GIGACHAD LAUGHTER*

fantom1021 11 years ago

masturbation is fun :D

MichaelEbbink 9 years ago

That second part already applies, at least this way I’ll look good

popeyeskid 11 years ago

If you look good but you can't get sex then why have looks?

NiftyChibi 8 years ago

Popularity, respect, boyfriends, etc. Also, you can have sex as long as you"re still labeled a virgin.

The Hunter 11 years ago

When you've more important s*** that looks and relationships, like, ie, bounty hunting. There are no ways I'd be giving a damn about this

ShippingTrash 9 years ago

It"s worrying how many people care so much about sex

elicchi 11 years ago

i was going to anyway

CM50 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Stichless 8 years ago

I want to give birth to children sooo...no

Savaras 12 years ago

But I'm not a virgin.........so no downside.

Niggakiller last year

No downside.

fairyguitar12576 11 years ago

Hell yeah. Unattainable.

Smartass504 9 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't "play" with myself

Emma Rose Stecheson 13 years ago

I don't think we can un-ring that bell.

xXtheoneplayerXx 11 years ago

No sex

TheBlueExorcist 9 years ago

Virginity is an abstract concept. It"s really decided by you if oral/anal is "sex". And then there"s toys (they don't compare, I'm sure, but it"d still feel good)

ClareWhite 11 years ago

Lose/lose

Firemon6000 4 years ago

Just being able to taunt people would be fabulous

Darkvine 11 years ago

I say no, but you can strip and turn it into a shitton of money, right?

ryan rose 11 years ago

What is the point

ChewyRainbow 7 years ago

Neither is a hood thing though? Also I'm genderfluid so iow does that work

vorpike 12 years ago

still other upsides, fame and money

DerpyKitten 10 years ago

I"d rather be the deadliest than the sexiest :3

acefirstbase 8 years ago

The aces are here, and we"re too beautiful for you!!!!

Anthony SC Cappel-West 13 years ago

Be the sexiest man alive, and stay a virgin. That's a win-win in my book.

Amyliff 10 years ago

I like being a Virgin so yass

godorninja 11 years ago

where is the upside

Butt 11 years ago

No point

Cod3broken 2 years ago

>be me, ace "I see this as an absolute win!"

MeepKeep 11 years ago

But what if I'm not a virgin ;P

BLOPPY 9 years ago

Who tf even cares about sex

Caribou 5 years ago

This one makes no sense. It"s like cutting off your hair to buy yourself a watch fob, then selling your watch to buy a brooch for the hair you no longer have. Button is 100% downside.

Superblobby 11 years ago

I wanna friend zone all the girls, and see how it's like

Sparkyboi 9 years ago

Gender... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

joey mama 11 years ago

Then it make no sence

lolda polda kokotek 10 years ago

I'm a sexual atheist The fuck is that? I dont belive in loseing my virginty

CM50 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

ShaneB 8 years ago

Did anyone else look through the comments to find other Asexuals laughing

Somerandomfaggot 12 years ago

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