Will You Press The Button?

lopsidedhead9 years ago

*ASEXUAL LAUGHTER*

godbals7 months ago

哈哈看到好几个你的无性评论了

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DaRealConMan3 years ago

*laughs in asexuality*

DroolingOnU9 years ago

Wait... So I can't have sex? Or I'll just be labelled as a virgin even after I do? Bc I don't see how anyone's going to stop me from doing the do.

Nigg2 years ago

U will die and u will be forgotten by everyone(just wanted to try replying to a comment I just created my account

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Coolconner3077 years ago

But what if I already had sex. Does that mean the downside won't happen. That a easy loophole

Aliens315 months ago

If you're a woman your himen rebuilds itself. If you're a man. Well, I don't know, maybe you turn into an Otaku or something

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Freakazoid8 years ago

Nah,unless I become a dragon. Then I will not fight him until the world goes to complete shit. Then god will pay for the evil deeds he has forced upon the world for some sick reason.

Moony_haze8 years ago

Me too

BruhWhy8 years ago

I'm asexual- I see no downside

AndyFSH9 years ago

I've got hands.

invisibleman9 years ago

sexism is bad, sex is good!

Bob Jenkins9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

datboi4275 years ago

9th time ive seen this today and ive only been on here for about an hour. im thoroughly disappointed.

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Nicole Mager12 years ago

Oral, my babys. ;)

srrsd7 years ago

Well the person never said physical or oral so....

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

What would happen with a non-virgin then? Rule exemption?

Sparkyboi8 years ago

Gender... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

joey mama9 years ago

Then it make no sence

Caribou3 years ago

This one makes no sense. It"s like cutting off your hair to buy yourself a watch fob, then selling your watch to buy a brooch for the hair you no longer have. Button is 100% downside.

Superblobby10 years ago

I wanna friend zone all the girls, and see how it's like

CM509 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

ShaneB7 years ago

Did anyone else look through the comments to find other Asexuals laughing

Somerandomfaggot11 years ago

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lolda polda kokotek9 years ago

I'm a sexual atheist The fuck is that? I dont belive in loseing my virginty

BlaiseyWaisey7 years ago

*giggles in genderfluid* does that mean I can shapeshift my genitals

AngelaLuvsLuna9 years ago

I planned to remain a virgin. No downside.

AllahAkbar42010 years ago

Upside countered by down side niceeeeeee.

moldypotato13379 years ago

lol no way

_vo1ce_3 years ago

Me, an Asexual: Foolish mortal, this was my plan all along!

The Masked Mallard10 years ago

An unrapeable tease? Sign me up!

WallZachariah8 years ago

What If you are not a virgin already

ItsAMeSaltyChipGuy5 years ago

That"s so profitable

ã‚¯ãƒªãƒƒã‚¯10 years ago

You can't control the rape.

Alimorph8 years ago

Why do you make these things?

The Fallen Anglish9 years ago

The downside probably won't change anything, so...

BranHam9 years ago

Where's the down side

Sher_locked7 years ago

Stupid shit.You have sex, but remain a virgin. You just Forget about it and enjoy it even more each time.

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

Can't remain something you weren't at the start of a contract. Come on, free drinks!

R_D7 months ago

I can do sex but i can't lose my virginity it's fantastic

LaLa200310 years ago

My bus driver is sexiest because she puts girls in the back and boys in the front, so no.

Usernamesareoverrated7 years ago

I misread that as sexist first and was so confused

LB729 years ago

No im not rqcist I dont want to be sexiest of my own gender

avalisawesome9 years ago

sexiest not sexist

Sappy449 years ago

How would this be possible

idodoprime3 years ago

this is the perfect combo for a weirdo who would be put on R/niceguys or some shit like that

JuRom10 years ago

*asexual laughter*

Rich Ard9 years ago

Why the fun gone :'(

lizard73857 years ago

HA ACE

asdguy0011 years ago

This is my life

Toffii7 years ago

I'm asexual so I don't care lololol

Gustavo Torres12 years ago

so no change :'c

jshaw719 years ago

Make money modeling? among other things...

Jester Youtube10 years ago

masturbation. a gal/guy can still get you off without having the sex

serrato129 years ago

bish i is sexi alreadi don't even bish

Tap9The9Toaster9 years ago

-claps-

Cookie_cat3 years ago

well damn i dont think i'll lose it either way

Darkvine10 years ago

Asexuality here I come

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