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Maharid 11 months ago

It say nothing to have to help. It also say nothing that prevent me to incinerate anyone that piss me off. More, it say nothing to prevent me to [REDACTED].

235x0 3 years ago

Inter-universe teleportation. i would want universes to visit anyway.

Niggakiller 2 years ago

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Piggy Skies 11 years ago

easy, get the power to have any super power then just use your 100 invinsible copies that can move at the speed of light to help them now everyone's happy. except the villians

ThatAnnoyingNerd 9 years ago

Genius

MissMuffet 11 years ago

I enjoy helping others.

Aer0n 9 years ago

Hows the not existing going?

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TheKillerKitty 11 years ago

Be a villain...who would ask for my help?

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Me? Dude, villains are AWESOME!

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Maharid 3 years ago

As long i can say no it's ok.

Alex Pate 13 years ago

Doesn't mean I got to help XD

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Exactly, just because you gained superpowers from this it doesn't mean your obligated to help anyone.

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Scarlet The Fox 10 years ago

is there a "go away" power?

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Yep, just warp people to another dimension.

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cutekawaiikitten19 10 years ago

I would help!I mean why not?

IAmTotallyNotRay 9 years ago

Charge them for the service.

FredBearGold 9 years ago

summon anything. summon packing tape on. there mouth to shut them up

Omegus 9 years ago

I wish for the power of NOT BEING HEARD, SEEN, OR KNOWN ABOUT BY ANYONE! Oh, and also, invisibility, flight, strength, and the ability to win any game of beer pong I play.

Abitjoyful 9 years ago

Charge money

Meepmorpzeet 5 years ago

I will make them forget go forget man

Niggakiller 2 years ago

Interesting...

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

Screw the people! There's too much responsibility in being a super hero anyway & if you don't live up to peoples expectations they'll hate you for it.

ArataTaleSans 6 years ago

Jokes on you I'm a villain

Starslinger 11 years ago

Wtf? How is this a bad side? all say bad one

Byarne 9 years ago

i would like to help peapole

Migdin1 9 years ago

WELL I DONT CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE!! THIS WORLD IS HORRIBLE ANYWAY!!! ILL GO AND MAKE A NEW AND BETTER ONE!!! WITH NO GLOBAL WARMING AND FREE PIZZA!!!!

Benjieboy 9 years ago

WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!

MetalSonic 8 years ago

Ma superpower: the power too solve every problem easily :)

ValerieParker 8 years ago

Profit off it.

GabikingBart 8 years ago

So basicly you do your job good...

Umpone Mongkolsombat 13 years ago

What's the downside? Decline to help.

Tricky 10 years ago

Getting annoyed by it

Zmanpeeps 8 years ago

I’d just tell them no if I don’t want to help

S20121124 9 years ago

Say no to help XD

Elizabeth Danielle Klinger 13 years ago

Doesn't mean my superpower of choice CAN help anyone ... plus .... it'll help me go unnoticed xD

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

Reality manipulation will make them fuck off with terminal brain cancer

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

Get the power to have infinite clones that do all your stuff for you without hesitation. ez

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago

Oh, and id also wish for getting as many powers as i please beforehand, so there would be hundreds of extremely powerful me's around.

LoopOrStoop 9 years ago

i have the super power to erase them knowing of my powers...

Inquisitor Dankoski 11 years ago

Create clones. Let them do the things for me.

Ripper 10 years ago

Wish for all

Patrick McCarty 13 years ago

so basically you become the world's most popular superhero?

Mai-chan 9 years ago

But I"d be a villain....

Justink2882 11 years ago

Get earphone's

Kommsüßertod 10 years ago

What will stop me from becoming a tyrant?

Catodog_thor 8 years ago

I'll be in the avengers if I had one so people would know anyway

meatloave last year

If they can find me they can pay me

gmanclifford 10 years ago

I'll just force them to pay me

Z_Emruld 9 years ago

I would have speed,flight, super strength, ice, fire, and bulletproof

GwenyT 9 years ago

Why would people need help from me when I can jump in video games and books?

MutantMistress 11 years ago

HAVE NO FEAR. MUTANT MISTRESS IS HERE!!! *Breathes fire, destroying everything*

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

doesnt say i have to help

lazoreffect 9 years ago

How is there a downside. I will be the next Superman pretty much

christian160z 12 years ago

1 week later in NYC Oh look its spider-man :D

weick 5 years ago

if you get annoyed just kill everyone

Sprimgy 10 years ago

Otherwise known as the average superheros life.

Bill_cipher374 10 years ago

dad after all theese years is it realy you

DarkOverlord2 10 years ago

That doesn't mean i will help them!

Benjamin Schwartz 13 years ago

the power of tuning out the needy

MVZ4 6 years ago

Just because i have powers doesn't mean i have to help them

ThePaulDude 4 years ago

Exactly.

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