Will You Press The Button?

You have x - ray vision, you can turn it off or on.

but

You have to have to grow a long beard, that you cant shave.

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Ascarion1238 years ago

I fail to see the downside. I could play Gandalf and have xray vision too

Eaglest7 years ago

Or Dumbledore!

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Everis7 years ago

I'm pushing this for the beard, not the b-day Vision

ThatRandomBeatboxer8 years ago

I can't shave so get someone to do it for me. Or just safely burn it off :-)

Froggiekoto8 years ago

Why are these button makers so oblivious to loopholes???

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ththomas94 years ago

Sure...

Cubicfairy8 years ago

Even though I'm female, I want a damn beard 😭 is it so much to ask for!

RealPotato8 years ago

Saaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

treemug8 years ago

It never said anything about cutting it or waxing it.

ima_nubynobody5 years ago

Ha! I'm female. I cant grow beards

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

But one did

L00PH0L37 years ago

I wont shave The barber will

Hackertale_Sans5 years ago

Wait how long of a beard?

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Gandalf long probably

Hannah Rashefa Gultom12 years ago

I'm guessing the half that pressed the button are male, and the other half are female.

Shoes4Clues3 years ago

I just wanna be the equivalent of Gandalf

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Fatman420696 years ago

I fail to see a downside

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall6 years ago

Why do people want to look at other people"s bones?

Flaming-grimdark-potat5 years ago

Spooky scary skeleton live action

jessever9 years ago

Wheres the downside?

RealPotato8 years ago

I'm a girl and FUCK YEA GIMME DAT BEARD

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Andrew Blaszak12 years ago

Fuck x-ray vision. Can I just have the beard?

uncleltr8 years ago

You do realize that you don't have to use the x-ray vision...

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Slatyladdd7 years ago

I see no downside

PaulDeLong8 years ago

Cool I get to look like Dumbledore

Kittenlover1018 years ago

HAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I'm still not pressing but nice reference.

MattS-TMP8 years ago

Doesn't say someone else can't shave it lol

Sammers5198 years ago

tbh id probably keep it on XD

Midean8 years ago

Grow Long Beard: check - Burn Long Beard Off with Fire: Check - Shave remaining stubble as it is no longer a beard that can't be shaved. Check and Mate

TigerLily288 years ago

It"s okay if your a guy and your old or something but I'm pretty sure all of the "I will not" pressed buttons are from girls.........unless some guys just really don't like beards :D

OrcaCatGaming8 years ago

That means I could see thru clothes so ill mostley focuse on girls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Idiot. IDIOT. IDIOT!!! YOU"D SEE THEIR BONES IDIOT.

Intergalactic Man9 years ago

I don't want to see inside a body. A doctor could've possibly created this.

Jasmin Rainbow Shultz12 years ago

I will have the sexiest of all beards

skullcakez10 years ago

A long beard will itch like fuck! D: Not worth it.

oOfireheartOo9 years ago

defiantly not worth it

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Axel Kipp12 years ago

FUCK YEAH! A BEARD!

Carl Johnson12 years ago

Worth it!

Blake Keyes12 years ago

Where's the downside?

ThePaulDude7 years ago

Fuck the beard, I don't want people to think I'm homeless.

luke I'm your dad9 years ago

Lol some comment says that if you read it u will get fucked in the asshole by Nicholas cage on the nearest Friday, NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

bobbob1238 years ago

BEARD FUCK YEEEEEAAAAHHHH

Yourboydulexe5 years ago

You can just trim the beard down If it gets to long, not shave

Josh456549 years ago

Then I'll use scissors...I love this button

Grimm of Sparta10 years ago

I already have a long beard *runs hand thru beard majestically* gimme my new eyes!

Squirrel1278 years ago

Downside?

deadpan10 years ago

Hipster with Xray vision, I can deal with that.

oOfireheartOo9 years ago

I am a girl I will never want a beard and x ray vison it will creep me out

Robert Johnson12 years ago

"No downside" are you serious? That's radiation. You're going to die quicker.

Prism8 years ago

OBEY THE BEARD! OBEY THE BEARD! Watch that music video it is fucking gold.

Juliusss9 years ago

I could see what girls are doing

Fluffington7 years ago

Noooooooooooooooooo body hair is disgusting

creo mouse9 years ago

im an x ray wizard

Lewis Bradbury12 years ago

I see no downside

SynthiaFrog8 years ago

I'm a girl so no

dracula9 years ago

I see no downside to this

SsalgGlasslast year

Great I'll then open a convenience store and call myself Beard oh and I get X - ray vision as a bonus I guess

TheIronKing9 years ago

Shaving implys that I remove it all using a razor... So can I remove some with scissors

Heathin10 years ago

It would be nice in order to see the interior of churches and office buildings

TGP128 years ago

No downsides

VelocityRaptor289 years ago

so id become the ultimate pervert? nope

Redstonetrippy14 years ago

ok?

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