Will You Press The Button?

duckbutt 11 years ago

as long as they are only following me i am fine. if not i will just get a 50 caliber anti-tank sniper with explosive bullets,a license to own guns and to kill. kill... blood... hehehehehehehe... (*v*)

L3M1N 2 years ago

eck. Big words. How do u know this much Abt guns??

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theguytho 3 years ago

Give them a PS4 if they can leave me the hell alone 👍

M4rtin 11 years ago

"We need to build a Wall" xD

Animeguy 10 years ago

Lel Donald trump refrence

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Jack Vitz 13 years ago

Wait. I'd get anything I want AND friends???

--raindrops 6 years ago

YES!! WE HAVE BEEN SAVED!!

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Meisfi 11 years ago

But I can hired some body guards and "they" can do something about it

ValerieParker 8 years ago

Obvious loophole!

az3us 11 years ago

I'd start a cult

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool 6 years ago

Can i join?

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TrueReaper 11 years ago

Ok im weird and i would fuck the hot girl weirdos

Faris Al Ali 13 years ago

I'd buy security.

IngridLorena 9 years ago

can't do anything about it, dude

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NHLic 9 years ago

Blood orgy! BLOOD ORGYYY!!!!!

saifeddein 9 years ago

just call do police

Wonder18 9 years ago

Does this mean Peter Parker?

Ben Clarke 13 years ago

"Excuse me, may I have this machine-gun?"

Awsme 11 years ago

And then use a get out of jail free card

Brooke Marjorie Greene 13 years ago

This is already my daily life, just without getting free things. XD FUCK YEAH.

Laurita123 11 years ago

I will just buy a big store, big house, and dont go out of the house at a while...

TheAlphaDog 9 years ago

Restriction order. "Nuff said

THOBART 5 years ago

I get an elite squad of body guards, probably made up of ex S.A.S and Delta force members.

Hollow_light56 11 years ago

get mine bombs for free and plant them in the ground now would they follow me now

Pokemon134 9 years ago

But cops

MoonwalkerAndProud 9 years ago

I see no downside

KrisZone 10 years ago

What if I get the site for free and change the downside?

luna 12 years ago

I would get 2 magic mermaids as bodyguards 2 machine guns 4 them :) and a partridge in a pear tree lol

TheBraveKnight 9 years ago

Yay! I have new friends!

damer2004 11 years ago

Simple- I'd buy a Taser

Ipressstuff 8 years ago

Cant beat em. Join em..

elite king 10 years ago

Give me dat fat man from fallout

Paxton Lee Downing 13 years ago

This is where diplomacy and bribery come in. You have free stuff, give it to them in exchange for privacy, or get some of the less problematic weirdos to take care of the others.

KiahRogers 9 years ago

OMG, finally I'm going to around people just like me!!!

tapood 11 years ago

murder is a wonderfull thing

sibebleuze 10 years ago

Bodyguards to keep them off for free

Pickle Head 11 years ago

We can always kill the wierdo...

InvalidUsername 9 years ago

Well if i get everything i want for free then ill just start up auchwitz for free, get peoples aproval for free and kill them all

i press buttons its fun 11 years ago

Can i have a baseball bat i need it to kill them or i would freely buy someone to do it

TakoTheFox 4 years ago

Haha jokes on you I AM A WIERDO

USGC 10 years ago

Well everyone is a weirdo, and anything I want, even infinite power? It didn't say no so count me in

MrDarkboy2010 11 years ago

"Every wierdo in the world" that's a LOT of wierdos...

MasterWiciu 8 years ago

I could just want pistol and guiltyless judge :)

Gstar 11 years ago

How bout your crush is the only wierdo

Theimposterstabbedme 6 years ago

Body guard to kill them nice that"s nothing right

Barglehead 10 years ago

I can get restraining ourders

ElementalBlaze 12 years ago

I would get something that could break the laws of the all powerful button, then I would solve my problem ;)

doomguy64 9 years ago

Pit the annoying ones against each other for my own amusement.

aboredgurl 11 years ago

I'd buy security :v

LordOfTheGreen 9 years ago

Story of my life

Tatsumi_Orihara 11 years ago

Id buy a house thats unreachable by the weirdos and then buy a cloning machine to make copies of myself so the weirdos follow them Problem solved

NoahBryner 9 years ago

You can hire a hitman or get police YOU cant do anything about it THEY can

Chang3222 11 years ago

I can't do anything about it, but the sniper in the roof can...

Michelle543 9 years ago

I am a weirdo so i follow my self good cause i already do that

Pamilichuka 11 years ago

Can I get a gun for free and shoot them? Then after the police comes to put me in jail is my fee free too?

chestershotfries 7 years ago

Get a restraining order for free then

TheAdmin 10 years ago

get a AK-74 for free and kill them

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