Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

all ways wanted to get a superpower (inter-universe teleportation) by becoming friends with a godlike version of myself.

Pika Girl9 years ago

That's fine by me, I'm 11. As long as my Senpai notices me, I'm happy

Sorinas3 years ago

Cute

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Ace_with_Anxiety5 years ago

*asexual laughter*

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Up yours you lier.

CitrusWasTaken3 years ago

Downside? Hah being ace is cool

Cucolus9 years ago

there is such a things as love without sex you don't need to have 'sex' to know you love or they love you you could just maybe really love someones company

VICIOUSspyder7 years ago

Points for being philosophical

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FatherICraveTestosterone7 years ago

Haha I'm ace

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Break the rules of the button & shag anyway.

Rosie Barnes12 years ago

What a brilliant time to be asexual

liocool_20133 years ago

everyone falls in love with you, you can be gay,bisexual,asexual etc.

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GumdropG5 years ago

I don't like sex. I just like cuddles. This is a very great win.

Paigemorrow1677 years ago

I’m a virgin! No problem here 😂

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

But why would you go into something knowing you will NEVER have sex. Especially if you are a virgin

CraftE049 years ago

62% of people love others for sex. Wow, perverts. Lol I'm in those numbers. I feel like a horrible person...

Memor222 years ago

Bruuuh

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Destiny Parker12 years ago

WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS!!!

vanessathebrazilian5 years ago

what you call hell, asexuals call heaven

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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

THIS IS MADNESS!! BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I agree.

zanedesantis9 years ago

This is the second button I've seen that would allow me to force people to fall in love with me. That's not a good thing.

Lonewanderer9 years ago

swear to god if i see one more fucking hitler post IM GONNA FIND THESE FUCKING ASS CLOWNS PULL THEIR INTESTINES OUT THEIR ASS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROAT.

MazMeowmam8 years ago

Sounds delicious.....

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loty5889 years ago

No comment

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

Because fuck you that"s why @brendan

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Keegan Clayton12 years ago

I prefer cuddling over sex, don't want kids and even if there was a chance in hell I would prefer adoption.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know how to use a condom don't you?

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Davis Nguyen12 years ago

No downside. True Love don't need sex

ThePaulDude4 years ago

God your boring.

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Fabian Hangl12 years ago

What is Love without Sex its like Reversed Charlie Harper

Saywhat8 years ago

Two and a half men referencr? :D

Luffythepirate D King12 years ago

NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope*Nopes away*

BamThompson7 years ago

I'm 11 so for now I don't care

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

Giggity goo

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TangyPoison9 years ago

No downside for me cuz i tend to not like having sex with the person i really really like. I just want to be cuddled and be his burrito lol

The.official.fizzarolilast year

*Laughs in asexual*

ZeroAnguish9 years ago

Just chop my dick off then

MazMeowmam8 years ago

THAT WILL JUST CAUSE BIGGER PROBLEMS. EVEN THOUGH NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE SEX IS WORSE.

6585Hi4 years ago

bruh im 9 so its just the upside

LenAuphydas8 years ago

YAY CUDDLES! NYA, I"M A CUDDLEY CUDDLECAT!

Dokepi6 years ago

You can use this to get stuff of people

Isabelle the red button10 years ago

Hitler did do something wrong....

Randomguynuberwhoevencares8 years ago

And suddenly my enemies are gay.

Anonamoose_pvpz9 years ago

As long as I get Senpai nothing else matters

amanik128 years ago

There's more than 1 type of sex.

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

Depends on your definition of sex. Cuz really there"s 👉👌 sex, butt stuff, and dildo play. (No I'm not homophobic, it"s meant to be a joke)

LazyPayday7 years ago

Still would be useful, make some rich person love you, take all there money then dump them.

futurediary910 years ago

Cuddling is nice. * presses button *

Sorinas3 years ago

Open relationship. SImple

jjd54269 years ago

(°~°) umm OK :D

everysimpleplan8 years ago

Asexual people rules!!!

snowylynxx9 years ago

cuddles are better

BawbRaws8 years ago

Sex is boring after awhile anyway.

MadaraUchiha9 years ago

Sex is overrated by me. Besides MOST (if your not one than it doesn't count for you) guys only want a girl FOR sex and when they had enough they go find a new sex partner which is really stupid.

MazMeowmam8 years ago

First of all: GAAAAY Second of all: Not with me. I can stay with one person for more than that but I wouldn't stay withpit any sex

LORD EMBREON9 years ago

I'd be happy with that

The steak9 years ago

Umm Does it change anything for now? She loves me i love her and we have no sex (at least not now)

The steak9 years ago

But i can make anyone Fall in love with me. Without limit *slams button*

cgn39710 years ago

*extracts semen* *impregnates spouse with syringe*

Alpha_Killer_7137 years ago

U can love witout sex but u can also sex without love.......bring it on playboys

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Joke's on you. I don't like people touching me

ButtonPusher389 years ago

No sex,But you can still make out OOOH wait is that still sex?

get_on_with_lifelast year

Asexuals be like:

prismarine_scarlet9 years ago

at least I can hang out with them

shadow man9 years ago

NO SEX PERFECT LIFE HERE I COME

MazMeowmam8 years ago

GAY GAY GAY GAY

HerobrineTrollerz9 years ago

No thanks man, maybe I want to repopulate later.

Ideal_Logic8 years ago

I get to choose. So unless I want to have sex with them, I can be most popular guy around. It"s only the person the I, ME, love that I can't use it on.

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