34277 (37%) 57147 (63%)
34277 (37%) people have pressed this button, while 57147 (63%) did not.
Anyone you want falls madly in love with you.
but
You can't ever have any kind of sex with them.
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Pika Girl 11 years ago
That's fine by me, I'm 11. As long as my Senpai notices me, I'm happy

towercat2 last year
poor
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CitrusWasTaken 5 years ago
Downside? Hah being ace is cool

235x0 3 years ago
all ways wanted to get a superpower (inter-universe teleportation) by becoming friends with a godlike version of myself.

Ace_with_Anxiety 6 years ago
*asexual laughter*

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Up yours you lier.

Cucolus 11 years ago
there is such a things as love without sex you don't need to have 'sex' to know you love or they love you you could just maybe really love someones company

VICIOUSspyder 9 years ago
Points for being philosophical
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GumdropG 7 years ago
I don't like sex. I just like cuddles. This is a very great win.

FatherICraveTestosterone 8 years ago
Haha I'm ace

Rosie Barnes 13 years ago
What a brilliant time to be asexual

liocool_2013 5 years ago
everyone falls in love with you, you can be gay,bisexual,asexual etc.
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ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Break the rules of the button & shag anyway.

Paigemorrow167 9 years ago
I’m a virgin! No problem here 😂

Dwarfasaurus_Rex 8 years ago
But why would you go into something knowing you will NEVER have sex. Especially if you are a virgin

CraftE04 11 years ago
62% of people love others for sex. Wow, perverts. Lol I'm in those numbers. I feel like a horrible person...

Memor22 4 years ago
Bruuuh
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Destiny Parker 13 years ago
WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS!!!

vanessathebrazilian 6 years ago
what you call hell, asexuals call heaven
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Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago
THIS IS MADNESS!! BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
I agree.

zanedesantis 11 years ago
This is the second button I've seen that would allow me to force people to fall in love with me. That's not a good thing.

Lonewanderer 11 years ago
swear to god if i see one more fucking hitler post IM GONNA FIND THESE FUCKING ASS CLOWNS PULL THEIR INTESTINES OUT THEIR ASS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROAT.

MazMeowmam 10 years ago
Sounds delicious.....
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loty588 11 years ago
No comment

Dwarfasaurus_Rex 8 years ago
Because fuck you that"s why @brendan
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Keegan Clayton 13 years ago
I prefer cuddling over sex, don't want kids and even if there was a chance in hell I would prefer adoption.

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
You do know how to use a condom don't you?
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Davis Nguyen 13 years ago
No downside. True Love don't need sex

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
God your boring.
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Fabian Hangl 13 years ago
What is Love without Sex its like Reversed Charlie Harper

Saywhat 9 years ago
Two and a half men referencr? :D

Luffythepirate D King 13 years ago
NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope*Nopes away*

NotAVeemo 5 years ago
Sex is overrated. Cuddling is so much better

Himario 11 years ago
UH.. Im cool with that. XD

ly72511 9 years ago
Yessss Asexuals win!!!

Gyrannon 10 years ago
the fuck is the point then?

TGP12 9 years ago
They'll understand, and let me fuck whoever I want as I long as I don't love them.

jshaw71 11 years ago
Love without sex? there's worse things...

RandomDude8 6 years ago
Adopt

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Better still, USE A FUCKING CONDOM! ITS NOT EXACTLY DIFFICULT!

lillyswims123 11 years ago
*snickering from distant asexuals*

flasninja24 11 years ago
its okay because i can adopt babies (OKAY IM GOING CRAZY I DONT WANNA DIE A VIRGIN)

JokesOnYouAlways 8 years ago
It says anyone you want...make someone you don’t love fall in love with you that is popular and make everyone jealous of you....LOL IM EVIL

Camalie 12 years ago
For asexuals, this has no downside Too bad I am not an asexual

ARKomega 10 years ago
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

A_Multishipper_Life 12 years ago
If you're asexual, this is no problem. Life is more than sex

Phantom Presses Buttons 10 years ago
Every girl wants anal fuck with me so no downside

MazMeowmam 10 years ago
You broke the logic of the "butt"on XD

Fennec_the_whovian 2 years ago
i doont reallly care abt sex tbh

wins wins 11 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXLordNoscoperXx 10 years ago
No because then its just being together.Not in love.

Awen 5 years ago
At the end of that day it"s a superpower, even if a shitty one. Also nobody said you have to use it, so I rather have it than not.

Bio_Hazard101 11 years ago
I'd laugh my balls off it it said, "69% didn't press the button"

Onemario1234 9 years ago
Asexuality doesn't mean you can't look at them naked.

QueenOfThrDragons 7 years ago
OK I won't use my powers on the people I have one night stands with but make people I hate love so I can tell them what to do

TeddyBear 11 years ago
Another good deal for asexuals like me.

Saywhat 9 years ago
Then what"s the point?

rylan frazier 11 years ago
No no no no no no

Milameansmagic 10 years ago
Virginity win!

loki2120 11 years ago
...the thing is...I'm only 13....so this is kind of great for me

GlenCoco_4life 8 years ago
Its called adoption.

pastafan123 12 years ago
Lol I stay virgin thank you very much

CheaterCheaterChildrenEater 4 years ago
Lol I’m ace

LarryTheComedian 11 years ago
I like cuddlez
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