Will You Press The Button?

235x0last year

all ways wanted to get a superpower (inter-universe teleportation) by becoming friends with a godlike version of myself.

Pika Girl10 years ago

That's fine by me, I'm 11. As long as my Senpai notices me, I'm happy

towercat2last month

poor

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Ace_with_Anxiety5 years ago

*asexual laughter*

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Up yours you lier.

CitrusWasTaken4 years ago

Downside? Hah being ace is cool

Cucolus9 years ago

there is such a things as love without sex you don't need to have 'sex' to know you love or they love you you could just maybe really love someones company

VICIOUSspyder8 years ago

Points for being philosophical

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GumdropG5 years ago

I don't like sex. I just like cuddles. This is a very great win.

FatherICraveTestosterone7 years ago

Haha I'm ace

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Break the rules of the button & shag anyway.

Rosie Barnes12 years ago

What a brilliant time to be asexual

liocool_20133 years ago

everyone falls in love with you, you can be gay,bisexual,asexual etc.

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Paigemorrow1678 years ago

I’m a virgin! No problem here 😂

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

But why would you go into something knowing you will NEVER have sex. Especially if you are a virgin

CraftE049 years ago

62% of people love others for sex. Wow, perverts. Lol I'm in those numbers. I feel like a horrible person...

Memor222 years ago

Bruuuh

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Destiny Parker12 years ago

WHAT KIND OF HELL IS THIS!!!

vanessathebrazilian5 years ago

what you call hell, asexuals call heaven

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Superduperbooperdooper9 years ago

THIS IS MADNESS!! BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

ThePaulDude4 years ago

I agree.

zanedesantis9 years ago

This is the second button I've seen that would allow me to force people to fall in love with me. That's not a good thing.

Lonewanderer9 years ago

swear to god if i see one more fucking hitler post IM GONNA FIND THESE FUCKING ASS CLOWNS PULL THEIR INTESTINES OUT THEIR ASS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN THEIR THROAT.

MazMeowmam8 years ago

Sounds delicious.....

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loty58810 years ago

No comment

Dwarfasaurus_Rex7 years ago

Because fuck you that"s why @brendan

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Keegan Clayton12 years ago

I prefer cuddling over sex, don't want kids and even if there was a chance in hell I would prefer adoption.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You do know how to use a condom don't you?

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Davis Nguyen12 years ago

No downside. True Love don't need sex

ThePaulDude4 years ago

God your boring.

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Fabian Hangl12 years ago

What is Love without Sex its like Reversed Charlie Harper

Saywhat8 years ago

Two and a half men referencr? :D

Luffythepirate D King12 years ago

NopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNopeNope*Nopes away*

ARKomega8 years ago

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

flasninja249 years ago

its okay because i can adopt babies (OKAY IM GOING CRAZY I DONT WANNA DIE A VIRGIN)

JokesOnYouAlways7 years ago

It says anyone you want...make someone you don’t love fall in love with you that is popular and make everyone jealous of you....LOL IM EVIL

Camalie10 years ago

For asexuals, this has no downside Too bad I am not an asexual

Fennec_the_whovian5 months ago

i doont reallly care abt sex tbh

wins wins9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A_Multishipper_Life11 years ago

If you're asexual, this is no problem. Life is more than sex

Phantom Presses Buttons9 years ago

Every girl wants anal fuck with me so no downside

MazMeowmam8 years ago

You broke the logic of the "butt"on XD

Onemario12348 years ago

Asexuality doesn't mean you can't look at them naked.

xXLordNoscoperXx9 years ago

No because then its just being together.Not in love.

Awen4 years ago

At the end of that day it"s a superpower, even if a shitty one. Also nobody said you have to use it, so I rather have it than not.

Bio_Hazard10110 years ago

I'd laugh my balls off it it said, "69% didn't press the button"

rylan frazier9 years ago

No no no no no no

QueenOfThrDragons6 years ago

OK I won't use my powers on the people I have one night stands with but make people I hate love so I can tell them what to do

TeddyBear10 years ago

Another good deal for asexuals like me.

Saywhat8 years ago

Then what"s the point?

GlenCoco_4life7 years ago

Its called adoption.

pastafan12310 years ago

Lol I stay virgin thank you very much

Milameansmagic9 years ago

Virginity win!

loki21209 years ago

...the thing is...I'm only 13....so this is kind of great for me

Xymium9 years ago

Then, what's the Point?

CheaterCheaterChildrenEater3 years ago

Lol I’m ace

LarryTheComedian10 years ago

I like cuddlez

Brad Fuentes12 years ago

No sex? Alright but hey, adoption...does this go on my facebook? People are wondering what the hell i'm doing when I'm not at work XD

NyneKikyo10 years ago

'Ey buddy, this ain't Yandere Simulator ya know?

Mai-chan8 years ago

I enjoy virginity (I know those who don't or are not virgins just sneered) and relationships are about more than just sex............ or so I hear. I"ve never been in one.