Will You Press The Button?

JaxDaFurry3125lol6 months ago

then i'd just kill my son (if i had one)

thereal_lemon3 years ago

Dont have a son. Simple

ihazbucket9 years ago

so basically Anakin Skywalker simulator 2016

HPotter138 years ago

Luke didnt kill him you know nothing

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OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Feel the hatred of ten thousand years!

AssHar8 years ago

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!

cheesegal9 years ago

I'd just prefer a normal happy life with kind non-murderous children :)

MegaSpeedTrap7 years ago

What if you have murderous children anyway?

Blaiz_9 years ago

Kill all your sons or else dont have children

JupiterBrown8 years ago

I see you are taking the Kronos approach.

AssassinDoge9 years ago

I dont even have a son so...

LindaJones8 years ago

same

Patrick Turner12 years ago

your immortal ten thousand years is nothing. i would give the kid the bat and say have at it

omenofdeath9 years ago

Basically you are the god emperor. still gunna do it.

MikoÅ‚aj ÅšciobÅ‚owski12 years ago

have a daughter then

Awkward1017 years ago

Lol

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Justin Magoffin12 years ago

I love Warhammer XD

Anime247 years ago

Me too. Tyranids for the win

Sebastian Alexander Zupeuc12 years ago

Nope, don't wanna be the Emporer of Warhammer 40K

Anime247 years ago

You will fall before the tyranids

Shana Beals12 years ago

Well, you could just not have a son for a REALLY long time, if you actually need to have one.

Kyle Hamilton12 years ago

never have a son so i can always be a immortal god and 10000 is nothing for a immortal

ShinyCupcakeLugia109 years ago

I don't have a son GET REKT

BalorClubFoLyfe7 years ago

So I'm sorta like Zeus?

AliDaBoss9 years ago

Then I won't have a son simple

sonhol8 years ago

what if i dont get a son ;) diden`t think of that huh?

SwissCheez7 years ago

Flaw here is...your immortal....that means ya can’t die....sooo how did my son kill me?

BBGUN7779 years ago

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BobMaester8 years ago

Fun while it lasted

Rainetheinvisibleone3 years ago

Time for gold and sparkles

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Sounds like ripoff of star wars.

Anime247 years ago

I agree with pugations

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Donald trump will kill humanity9 years ago

Well if ill be nice to my son he wont do that

BreakfastFork4 years ago

Immortality is always an L.

faculusc9 years ago

and if i dont have a kide or kill him

Panifex8 years ago

What if I don't have a son?

JTF10 years ago

soooo, Kronos from Greek mythology?

CorpseEmpress6 years ago

Ouch.

Wafflez R Life9 years ago

Why not? If I have a son I'll just get an abortion

Dick-Theria8 years ago

I'm Imomortal... Then i can't die, right?

Pandaman ThePandah12 years ago

Never have a son.

Yuricchi9 years ago

Ten thousand years mean nuthing for an immortal

Ians_Insane8 years ago

I'm the Emperor for 40k

TigerKingTundralast year

Is this Greek Mythology?

BlazingBlaziken9 years ago

Okay, just shoot for a daughter and if you have a son, he'll have an "unfortunate accident" at a young age.

DavitoSiechay7 years ago

I'ma never have children and kill all boy children for all enternity lol jk

Nod_Lucario9 years ago

WE FIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!!!

Evil_J4 years ago

Oh but just wait for my vengeance

BOBBOBMO9 years ago

So, 10,000 years is like 10 minutes if you're immortal.

Gum100ranger7 years ago

I bet some immortals have hangovers that last longer than ten thousand years. So Hit with the bat I"just take a cat nap, thanks son.

rumblebee89810 years ago

just dont have kids or just have a daughter instead

Picpoc8 years ago

So darth vader?

TeamKobus28 years ago

No.. he wasn't immortal

Crusader21138 years ago

Condom

Reid Shoemaker12 years ago

haha thor

NEONNUCLEUS9 years ago

NO KIDS

jamesforem5 years ago

I don't have a son :)

Don't touch me9 years ago

Sorry I don't have a son

PapaJohn7 years ago

You are a god, you can do anything=>no fucking downside

Helpless9 years ago

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Noneofyour-Business8 years ago

Kill any male kids you have at birth.

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