You live a long and happy life with everything exactly how you want it.
but
Before your happy life starts you have to go through 5 years of pain and serious depression.
I will not

zjc11451454188 last year
If I were really seriously depressed, I’d definitely jump off a building; I’d be dead by now.

the killer 10 years ago
I'm already living that pain and depression at school

Riley02 10 years ago
So do I
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TamashiNeko 11 years ago
I already HAVE severe depression. What's the downside?

SakurafallK 10 years ago
I've heard it's inability to work, feed oneself and ability to will to leave life. Must be some really *normal* people saying this.

Death's Reaver 11 years ago
sooooo............where's the change?

SakurafallK 10 years ago
To you happiness, desire and plan is pain and serious depression? I'm actually interested!

Queenthree2 9 years ago
Rain before rainbow

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
If I already had this, can I just get my happy life?

AsuraShun 7 years ago
Imagine you asking this then right before you finish some random Guy suddenly shows up and says what hamburger guy said really fast
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SuperProGamer 11 years ago
long life = 100 years 5 years = 5 years WORTH IT!

SakurafallK 10 years ago
Even.. with that name behind it...
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Aircatcher 11 years ago
5 years is not that long, school feels fast

SakurafallK 10 years ago
Sure, honey, time is overrated. Relative to specified size..

Death the Kid 11 years ago
I just cannot press this button. That number is asymmetrical. Couldn't it have been 8 years instead of just 5? Anyway, even though I get to be really happy, the pain is not worth it, because I can make myself happy now. I'm surrounded by loving friends and family, what more do I need?

TommyWeatherly 9 years ago
Money
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Jack Watermelons Merritt 13 years ago
so... high school/Uni then?

im_a_runner 10 years ago
Exactly
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f-shark 9 years ago
theres a thing called school

EnRaller 2 years ago
hogwarts

NHLic 9 years ago
I'm already feeding my own enemy in my mind everyday, so no. I know I can't bear it.

Raymondo 10 years ago
Fine bruh, I'm MLG#1738

RainBro 10 years ago
So, pretty

SakurafallK 10 years ago
Okay, you win. You dumbfounded me.

Push it 11 years ago
Most people already spend many years depressed and in pain. What's the downside. You can spend the rest of your life with that behind you.

SakurafallK 10 years ago
Aside from the lack of a question-mark, you're right!

I like turtles 11 years ago
To be honest, I don't want a happy life xD

SakurafallK 10 years ago
h5! (- ...and now I'm ruining the moment by saying unnecessary things, because a comment can't be wordless; how unaesthetic, truly)

Emdieless 8 years ago
5 years? Pff can i just get it now. Ive been in pain for 12 years

Miwolkaa 11 years ago
I was in depression 2 years..

KatieBaker 10 years ago
Already had the so called downside

Katy Mill 13 years ago
been there done that

Trent Richards 11 years ago
U know whats weird this website is more then 46 years old

SakurafallK 10 years ago
not that weird, but; as information, it's nice to know - I am a great fan of lies that are just less fortunate truths

JdDoyle 10 years ago
Already doin that

Sandra Dist Urbed 13 years ago
Now I´m starting my 8 year of pain. Where is my super happy life?

Stickbrick 7 months ago
actually a really good one

Salad 11 years ago
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SakurafallK 10 years ago
Good. I don't have any wishes. Maybe besides this comment to stop being so disorderly, disarranged. "That moment when this is the only thing you see."... I'm gonna study it for a while. I don't have any good work right now. ...Not that you all need to know... [Show full comment]

crash162 11 years ago
17 years going, i can do 5 more

Johndoe223 5 years ago
Hah already done seventeen years of that

foxlover20 11 years ago
i went through 10 do i get double?

The_Darkstar 9 years ago
This already happened to me

The Fresh Prince Of Fazbear's 11 years ago
5 years that ill forget the next year? Sure!

Jerk king 10 years ago
LOL i will do it it Justin b. come with me IN the 5 years pain and never come back

Filip_M 9 years ago
Jokes on you, I had 5 years of pain and depression and my life became happy.

ChaosWeaver 12 years ago
Kinda` totally worth it in my eyes.

Zerghunter35 7 years ago
I'm halfway into it

doomguy64 9 years ago
depressed with a headache for 5 years followed by a long life of happiness and anything i want, real or otherwise(ANYTHING)? Where"s my antidepressants?

Kiyoshi 11 years ago
I already went through 12 year of depression

Nebby 10 years ago
ive already had bad depression from having to stay inside a bag to avoid team skull grunts

Hunter Windsor 13 years ago
Soo if i press the button, i go to college?

BossLady 9 years ago
Uhhh more like 10 years of hell i.e. School

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GayNerd 10 years ago
Already going through that pain and depression, whoop!

Jolie Alexandra Kosmenko 13 years ago
Okay, now where's my happiness?

H4CK1SB4D 4 years ago
Already into it

Lonely_among_all 11 years ago
Already done it.... I'm waiting for my ups now..?

Tarnivitch 10 years ago
I hope this is the case for me and the five years is almost up

SakurafallK 10 years ago
I hate to be the one to bring bad news, but...

iamcaillou 6 years ago
wait so another 5 years of sadness bc I already did my time

Swift Fox 11 years ago
Bitch try 17 years. I've earned this more than three times over.

The Angels Spirit 9 years ago
I"ve been abused for about 7 years and had serious depression so I have no downside.

happydog 12 years ago
My years of pain are up and I havent killed anyobe yet so win win

RaylynnRemusPotterBlack 8 years ago
Then can I restart my life then with the same parents and name....so that it can start at 6 years
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