Will You Press The Button?

zjc11451454188 last year

If I were really seriously depressed, I’d definitely jump off a building; I’d be dead by now.

the killer 10 years ago

I'm already living that pain and depression at school

Riley02 10 years ago

So do I

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TamashiNeko 11 years ago

I already HAVE severe depression. What's the downside?

SakurafallK 10 years ago

I've heard it's inability to work, feed oneself and ability to will to leave life. Must be some really *normal* people saying this.

Death's Reaver 11 years ago

sooooo............where's the change?

SakurafallK 10 years ago

To you happiness, desire and plan is pain and serious depression? I'm actually interested!

Queenthree2 9 years ago

Rain before rainbow

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago

If I already had this, can I just get my happy life?

AsuraShun 7 years ago

Imagine you asking this then right before you finish some random Guy suddenly shows up and says what hamburger guy said really fast

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SuperProGamer 11 years ago

long life = 100 years 5 years = 5 years WORTH IT!

SakurafallK 10 years ago

Even.. with that name behind it...

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Aircatcher 11 years ago

5 years is not that long, school feels fast

SakurafallK 10 years ago

Sure, honey, time is overrated. Relative to specified size..

Death the Kid 11 years ago

I just cannot press this button. That number is asymmetrical. Couldn't it have been 8 years instead of just 5? Anyway, even though I get to be really happy, the pain is not worth it, because I can make myself happy now. I'm surrounded by loving friends and family, what more do I need?

TommyWeatherly 9 years ago

Money

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Jack Watermelons Merritt 13 years ago

so... high school/Uni then?

im_a_runner 10 years ago

Exactly

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f-shark 9 years ago

theres a thing called school

EnRaller 2 years ago

hogwarts

NHLic 9 years ago

I'm already feeding my own enemy in my mind everyday, so no. I know I can't bear it.

Raymondo 10 years ago

Fine bruh, I'm MLG#1738

RainBro 11 years ago

So, pretty

SakurafallK 10 years ago

Okay, you win. You dumbfounded me.

Push it 11 years ago

Most people already spend many years depressed and in pain. What's the downside. You can spend the rest of your life with that behind you.

SakurafallK 10 years ago

Aside from the lack of a question-mark, you're right!

I like turtles 11 years ago

To be honest, I don't want a happy life xD

SakurafallK 10 years ago

h5! (- ...and now I'm ruining the moment by saying unnecessary things, because a comment can't be wordless; how unaesthetic, truly)

DarthPhasma 11 years ago

if you want the story to my life. just read the question.

TheNWin 12 years ago

first 4 years are called High School, last year is freshman year of college

Serpentine Determination 10 years ago

I've had 11 years of depression so ok

SakurafallK 10 years ago

Sounds particularly ok.

xentation 6 years ago

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Daeton Summerz 13 years ago

Good things come to those who wait

Trent Richards 11 years ago

I DONT CARE. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

TheOneWhosAlwaysBored 8 years ago

been there done that and now I do have a happy life and hopefully everyone else would too

blackfyre1 11 years ago

already completed downside

Watermelonman 10 years ago

Yeah, the five years are almost over! Just two more days "dies*

eh_wutevs 11 years ago

already do

ButtonJim 9 years ago

If I press this near the end of five years of pain and serious depression, do the last few years count towards this, or do I have to suffer more?

nbsittig@gmail.com 11 years ago

i have already ben threw 11 years of pain and suffering

abcedarian 10 years ago

so i just go through high school

Eeli Saretsalo 13 years ago

I kinda have been like that now

ziha last year

没事，中国人会自己吃苦的

Alibaba-sama 9 years ago

BRING IT ON

Jobroaj 12 years ago

Sound like real life!

SakurafallK 10 years ago

As long as life is long... Happiness is overrated. I mean, I've already had six years of heavy depression and various fleshly pains at the same time, so, I think I can take the happy life and *control over everything now*. And a long watch on this curious... [Show full comment]

SakurafallK 10 years ago

If you want to complain, for example about anything I've said, I'm Aletheia on Freethought Forum. Just got the feeling it might be necessary.

buttonpresser90000 5 years ago

ohno not again i just lost it

larking 11 years ago

Dude...three years in middle school is enough

laughlanntrixie 11 years ago

yeah im already living a bad life 5 more years wouldnt do much harm

SakurafallK 10 years ago

And then the party starts... (I love when characters with lack of consciousness underestimate how shitty it could aall get. -You are one lucky bastard for not being fictitious! Or in serious melancholy and pain, as I presume from the claim, grammatical pro... [Show full comment]

Asdfpoop287 7 years ago

Fortune at a cost. Im a teen so it will be worth it

Eighthook37 11 years ago

But what if I'm already depressed? Will I be depressed for 5 more years or Will it balance out? Or, even better, can I just get my everlasting happiness now?

Loren Button 12 years ago

Boring! I'd rather not know what's going to happen. Plus, I'm a psych major and understand just how serious depression is. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, especially myself.

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago

the rest of middle school(im in 5th grade) plus that one year before i pick a high school

DwarfyHamster 11 years ago

I am already in serious depression and I'm in pain all the time.

Roxy2445 10 years ago

i already do go through that

XtremAll 11 years ago

It's okay since i'm always really deppresed and got ill often

SakurafallK 10 years ago

Aren't you afraid of change?

AdventureReagan 10 years ago

umm then you might just kill yourself in the bad years

Camille Jet-Lynx Udunno 13 years ago

That sounds like some real Stepford mess. I can see that backfiring in a big way. Like, if someone displeased you, they'd simply cease to exist. Imagine the implications!

SakurafallK 10 years ago

If that would be exactly how you wanted it... And made you happy.

kawaii-chan23 4 years ago

... im already going in this

nlashay16 11 years ago

Pretty much high school and freshman year of college, then?

BossLady 9 years ago

It"s worth it

Maggiecool18 11 years ago

It's worth it . If i survived 10 years of depression than i can survive another 5 .

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