Will You Press The Button?

xiaohuang 2 years ago

I can ask the wealthy woman for a tip

alexibear25 10 years ago

I don't have anyone and even if I did, WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON THEM?!?! I'm just saying that's wrong.

Scarose 10 years ago

thats fucked up.

AsuraShun 4 years ago

sleep, not fuck, i"s just napping in the sun like a pair of cats, not fucking like a pair of rabbits, you donkey

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GamerGirl13 10 years ago

Why would i push the button to this.The question to me was just dumb like why would i cheat.

TuXsOr 10 years ago

I'm sorry but if you did press that button, your a fuck boy or slut. cheating is horrible.

Cinnamon 420 11 years ago

Cheating isn't worth getting more money, why would less make it acceptable

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!ï»¿

Ridley 2 years ago

I feel like that last part was there because as he was typing he turned himself back

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springbonniev2 10 years ago

thats fuck shit

AngelinaJohnsonWeasley 6 years ago

I see no upside-

grim 11 years ago

Best time ever

RedLordBoss 10 years ago

FUCK YOU BILLY!!!-Jacksepiceye 2013 and so on

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RobertRieser 9 years ago

Anyone who pressed this is a terrible person

Kotetsue 9 years ago

This person makes me sick. Why the he'll would any one want to be a scambag. The 33% (18696) of you should go kill your selves in he'll, oh wait if you go to he'll you'll never stay dead.

RobertRieser 9 years ago

I agree with you but what was that about no staying dead?

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

You"re a horrible writer

Chelsea Kelly 13 years ago

Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

dedirake 5 years ago

Bad for you. All three count as zero.

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HufflepuffDemigod 8 years ago

Welp I'm asexual, so...

SigmaSupreme last year

You cheat on yourself

oldnotweak 10 years ago

the hidden upside is... that you wouldnt actually have to work to get that minimum wage. it clearly said you make it for the rest of your life. it mentioned nothing of having to actually earn it

IDontBelieveInYou 11 years ago

i don't work so yay me \\\\(*O*)/

Paolo Quaggia 13 years ago

The grammar, man. The grammar. It's appalling.

Pika Girl 11 years ago

Umm 11 year old here? Why would I press this button?

PotatoCat 10 years ago

Pedophilia!

jcanida 8 years ago

I am not life so I won't make minimum wage, but I still don't say yes

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stampa 11 years ago

wtf is wage?

ravi994 10 years ago

lol sleeping with every hot celeb and then mugging them when you sleep with them and no one know lol

TheReaIOne 9 years ago

Wow, money is more importent than sex for people?!

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago

Grammar look it up (Make sure you spell it write)

TheTruthSpeakerThe3rd 2 years ago

Doesn't matter if they don't care, its just morally wrong

SuperKamiGuruAllowsThis 12 years ago

I'm judging whoever wrote this one. They don't understand contractions or homophones, obviously.

fatkek 11 years ago

I can sleep with somebody reach and ask her to give me some money Profit

Obscvritas 6 years ago

Lol why the fuck would you be in a relationship if you can't even control your lil willy. Just stay single and fuck whoever you want. Pathetic

Guenter Gudermuth 13 years ago

Wait, if they couldn't find out about it anyway, what would be the point of them not caring?

its me isaac 11 years ago

no I won't cause whats the point of it if they dont care or notice you..

voituhluri 10 years ago

Umm, confusing you are or your. Sleep or have actual sex? Well without understading the perk, minimum wage sounds bad.

Ms. Emmy The Black Rose 11 years ago

What if you sleep with a rich man and gain his money???

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

It doesn't say you have sex.

marsss 4 years ago

mid question

Chris Hurd 13 years ago

Minimum wage sucks, but it didn't say you'd make it from working... So free minimum wage no matter what. For that matter, rest of my life, hmm, I'll assume that means each moment I'm alive I'm earning minimum wage.

Skorpiman 9 years ago

Haha, you"re face looks stupid.

oldnotweak 11 years ago

i get payed to fuck anyone i want?!

nohahahahhhaha 6 years ago

why would you want to sleep with anyone?

EasyChoice212121 11 years ago

Simple...Sleep with a bank owner...

I'mVeryAngryIt'sNotButter 10 years ago

Sorry. I only speak English, Sarcasm and Meme.

PotatoCat 10 years ago

Move to a place with a high minimum wage. Problem solved.

meatloave 2 years ago

A smokin hottie who grants me 3 wishes the fucks my brains out after which she leaves and we never see or hear from each other again.my SO then leaves me as well and we never see or hear from each other again..... And I spend the next several centuries as a superpowered billionaire. : )