You could sleep with anyone you want without you're significant other finding out or caring
but
You will make minimum wage the rest of you're life
I will not


xiaohuang12 months ago
I can ask the wealthy woman for a tip

alexibear259 years ago
I don't have anyone and even if I did, WHY WOULD I CHEAT ON THEM?!?! I'm just saying that's wrong.

Scarose9 years ago
thats fucked up.

AsuraShun3 years ago
sleep, not fuck, i"s just napping in the sun like a pair of cats, not fucking like a pair of rabbits, you donkey
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GamerGirl139 years ago
Why would i push the button to this.The question to me was just dumb like why would i cheat.

TuXsOr9 years ago
I'm sorry but if you did press that button, your a fuck boy or slut. cheating is horrible.

Cinnamon 4209 years ago
Cheating isn't worth getting more money, why would less make it acceptable

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and can't turn myself back!

Ridley6 months ago
I feel like that last part was there because as he was typing he turned himself back
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AngelinaJohnsonWeasley5 years ago
I see no upside-

springbonniev29 years ago
thats fuck shit

RobertRieser8 years ago
Anyone who pressed this is a terrible person

grim10 years ago
Best time ever

RedLordBoss9 years ago
FUCK YOU BILLY!!!-Jacksepiceye 2013 and so on
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Kotetsue8 years ago
This person makes me sick. Why the he'll would any one want to be a scambag. The 33% (18696) of you should go kill your selves in he'll, oh wait if you go to he'll you'll never stay dead.

RobertRieser8 years ago
I agree with you but what was that about no staying dead?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
You"re a horrible writer

Chelsea Kelly12 years ago
Sorry, I only know three languages, Sarcasm, English, and Doge Much language, such grammar. wow. Welcome to the internet.

dedirake4 years ago
Bad for you. All three count as zero.
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HufflepuffDemigod7 years ago
Welp I'm asexual, so...

SigmaSupreme2 months ago
You cheat on yourself

oldnotweak9 years ago
the hidden upside is... that you wouldnt actually have to work to get that minimum wage. it clearly said you make it for the rest of your life. it mentioned nothing of having to actually earn it

IDontBelieveInYou9 years ago
i don't work so yay me \\\\(*O*)/

Paolo Quaggia12 years ago
The grammar, man. The grammar. It's appalling.

crazymad9 years ago
When do you go blind?

Verbindungsfehle10 years ago
I won't but because of another reason. I only want to fuck the person I love, and if I already had a girlfriend in order to work this, well..

Jrghydias8 years ago
What the fuck people are so selfish want to fuck anybody they want geeze I'm a guy who thinks one lovely girl is enough

DynamicGames4 years ago
sleep with a billionaire"s wife ;)

Shana Beals12 years ago
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cyrussmith9 years ago
i get payed for the rest of my life? how is that a bad thing?

Sunflower10 years ago
??? This is a little bit... Yea...?

MIGHTYLEODODDS9 years ago
SEX FOR DAYS :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

KillerPumpkin 10 years ago
not really worth it

Ilikefortnite7 years ago
Jokes on you, I don't have a significant other.

julianbaca110 years ago
1st of all why would i want to sleep with someone if your a girl maybey you want to sleep with senpai but me nah who made this

Ultralord14008 years ago
So I have the power to be an unfaithful sleazebag and get shit pay for the rest of my life?

Samantha Wright12 years ago
You are significant other? You are life?

Iornmaniac188 years ago
Minimum wage could be $15 per second.

Nick Adelberg9 years ago
my significant other can make a ton of money so it does not matter to me

JJsquirtle9 years ago
That's More than I Make Now!

cat_is_fluffy10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

DinkMePls9 years ago
Please stop spreading your silly little cancer.

Sif1337 years ago
Your* Liek if u cri evrytim

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
What if I want to sleep with my significant other but they forget about it? Not that anyone could forget the evils my dick has caused!

Blockman3508 years ago
Well minimum wage'll be in the triple digits by the end of the demand so I'm k

Blockman3508 years ago
*decade I'm such an idiot

RedLordBoss9 years ago
IM GOING TO SEX IT UP BITCH'S!!!

FlyingGamahooch10 years ago
Button smash

ThePaulDude4 years ago
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Francisco Javier Miranda Corral12 years ago
For the rest of I am life?

19mcctre8 years ago
This is horrible, i never will

Fangirl_for_life7 years ago
Wtf

Ricocheif9 years ago
Make the minimum wage higher.

you're_my_Vendetta10 years ago
But why the hell would I want to sleep with someone else?

ravi9949 years ago
lol sleeping with every hot celeb and then mugging them when you sleep with them and no one know lol

AnonymousNoob10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

DinkMePls9 years ago
Please stop spreading your silly little cancer.

Ridley6 months ago
your*

PJ Rao12 years ago
So I'm poor and cheat on my girlfriend? Not worth it.
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