Will You Press The Button?

hshejen8 years ago

Awesome! I cannot whistle and when I do want to die I would just have to learn to whistle

The Nerdy Petra Ral9 years ago

But I thought you'd be immortal...

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

I can't whistle but I didn't press the button because WHO WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Alot of of people want to be immortal, just know that

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JR Rose12 years ago

Good thing I can't whistle.

LittleKitten3 years ago

Same

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HerMajesty8 years ago

I would hate to live forever. You live your life and all of a sudden, all of your loved ones start to die. Next thing you know, you are in a relationship with someone else and they too die. This repeats until you learn to push everyone away and you suicidally whistle.

Howday3 years ago

I"d whistle once the fun was gone.

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writerfriend7 years ago

What if you accidentally nose whistle?

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

Can't whistle, never will...

xxXn00bslayerXxx9 years ago

I don't want immortality, and I can't whistle Yeah

bookworm19859 years ago

I AM HAPPY I CANT WISTLE!!!!!!!

lol000209 years ago

like you icon CATNOIR i LOVE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

lleidi9 years ago

If you're immortal you can't die.

Alfalf097 years ago

Immortality brah basicly invinsible

PepeDaFrog7 years ago

There"s no catch in this, if this was normal immortality, that would start to suck as the world started to end since you would just be in extreme pain instead of dying, so you could whistle and then it"s all over

Theonlyonesam9 years ago

I think what it means is that you loose your immortality and then die... in that case you live for how much you want and then when you are tired of living just whistle a bit and die peacefully

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

what part of "granted immortality" is so hard to understand?

GuyFerarri7 years ago

yeah but immortality means you cant die of old age, not by other means.

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Arno Van Ranst12 years ago

It'd be a funny death.

HerMajesty8 years ago

*very short whistle* *thump* Random person: what the... ?!

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Timothy Vu12 years ago

I can't whistle

TheMultifandomBoy8 years ago

I don't know how to whistle.... WHALE HAVE FUN PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE! YOU DEAD!! :D

Jack Vitz12 years ago

What the what?

Monkeysgt7 years ago

How to whistle I somehow forgot, Well I feel like dying time to whistle.

Toffi9 years ago

There is no upside for me. I don't want to live forever and watch all my friends die.

RealLordCake8 years ago

I can't whistle, but I don't want to see everyone around me die.

Death Reapon10 years ago

I don't know how to whistle :3

MysticalApple7 years ago

Upside?

TeamKobus28 years ago

Isn't there meant to be an upside

Jaggathar8 years ago

Exactly! Immortality sucks.

wubwubwubwubwub10 years ago

i cant whistle...

thejessonator2 months ago

So I gain immortality, but I don’t gain immortality?

VZboss2219 years ago

to hell with immortlity

Jamperti-on8 years ago

simple solution , sew your mouth shut , get food from IV treatment , speak in morse code binary , sign launguage , typing , solresol , no down side

RedincLEADER10 years ago

JUST DONT.OWN.PETS.

Hyltran3 years ago

Don’t wait until you are alone in sub atomic space you can’t whistle there there’s no air.

11256629 years ago

It is f u c k I n g hard to whisle

KeeraBlood7 years ago

Can’t whistle.

Tobiasz9 years ago

I cant whistle

xXCheezyXx5 years ago

Immortality is not worth it. On the other hand, I can't whistle...

ANIMEJUNKIE9 years ago

I can't live without whistling

Venonymous57 years ago

That"s not immortality then

InfernoBeastMode9 years ago

So if I want to die I whistle.... SOLD

87Oscar878 years ago

Can't anyway

Solo Waggin10 years ago

I cant whistle

WilliamBennett8 years ago

I"d be fucking dead without noticing. I randomly whistle random theme song. Well fuck I just died to duck tales!

Jaykal10 years ago

This would be hard as a musician. I'd be so fucked

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago

Fuck no!!!!

Sissy Ann Yonan12 years ago

cant whistle

Lzke7 years ago

*cat calls a woman* *ded*

Cardboard4139 years ago

I CNAT WHISTLE ANYWAY SO

Jtrdood3 years ago

Who would want to live forever?¹

EnderWolf12699 years ago

Frick

Pariston7 years ago

I can't whistle so I win

FoxyFeeferson9 years ago

but I like to whistle...

The_Baked_Bean_Lord8 years ago

"I TRIED! Oh lord how I did try"

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