Will You Press The Button?

hshejen8 years ago

Awesome! I cannot whistle and when I do want to die I would just have to learn to whistle

The Nerdy Petra Ral9 years ago

But I thought you'd be immortal...

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

I can't whistle but I didn't press the button because WHO WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Alot of of people want to be immortal, just know that

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JR Rose12 years ago

Good thing I can't whistle.

LittleKitten2 years ago

Same

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HerMajesty8 years ago

I would hate to live forever. You live your life and all of a sudden, all of your loved ones start to die. Next thing you know, you are in a relationship with someone else and they too die. This repeats until you learn to push everyone away and you suicidally whistle.

Howday3 years ago

I"d whistle once the fun was gone.

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writerfriend7 years ago

What if you accidentally nose whistle?

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

Can't whistle, never will...

xxXn00bslayerXxx9 years ago

I don't want immortality, and I can't whistle Yeah

bookworm19859 years ago

I AM HAPPY I CANT WISTLE!!!!!!!

lol000209 years ago

like you icon CATNOIR i LOVE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

lleidi9 years ago

If you're immortal you can't die.

Alfalf097 years ago

Immortality brah basicly invinsible

PepeDaFrog7 years ago

There"s no catch in this, if this was normal immortality, that would start to suck as the world started to end since you would just be in extreme pain instead of dying, so you could whistle and then it"s all over

Theonlyonesam9 years ago

I think what it means is that you loose your immortality and then die... in that case you live for how much you want and then when you are tired of living just whistle a bit and die peacefully

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

what part of "granted immortality" is so hard to understand?

GuyFerarri7 years ago

yeah but immortality means you cant die of old age, not by other means.

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Arno Van Ranst12 years ago

It'd be a funny death.

HerMajesty8 years ago

*very short whistle* *thump* Random person: what the... ?!

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Timothy Vu12 years ago

I can't whistle

Picpoc8 years ago

Cant wistle for shit so no downside

Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago

I'd die in my sleep.

Yoit7 years ago

Me no know how to whistle

Pastabutton9 years ago

Cant whistle at all!

1337master8 years ago

But I can't NOT whistle! Good thing I didn't press it

WunderWaffle649 years ago

I dont know how to whistle so yay

KatieSherlock7 years ago

I CANT WHISTLE EITHER :D

DucksGamingDK9 years ago

I cant whistle so......

StrahmDude8 years ago

I would last a week. At most.

slayermonjaro10 years ago

i can't whistle so this doesn't bother me

GRACWlast year

WHYY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IMMORTAL

poopster9 years ago

Pop Peter

xX_Littlefagg_Xx9 years ago

'whistles' why do i need to even whistle

DatBoiDaBoi8 years ago

Why would you want to be immortal in the first place?

why do you care10 years ago

I can't whistle

Evil_J4 years ago

I dun wanna be immortal

Ellie Watkins9 years ago

DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE IF U HAV IMORTALITY =|

comet7 years ago

so wait, i cant die, but i can? doesnt make sense no downside because i cant whistle even if i try to.

FBI8 years ago

Lollk

HeroicDax11 years ago

I can't whistle

Scrappydock48236 years ago

Suck it I can't whistle

stileskatt9 years ago

Dunno how to whistle anyways cx

IkeLikesYogurt7 years ago

I never learned to whistle so, um...

NotCaptainAmerica7399 years ago

i never whistle anyways

WafflesFromMeme7 years ago

I can’t whistle, WAIT WHAT DID I JUST DO? Actually if I did want to die I would learn how to whistle

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Wow 2 downsides

funcat339 years ago

Whats up with that name dude

SciArtHerp8 years ago

I can't whistle. AND NOW MY CRINGY SHIPS WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!

Recton54079 years ago

I'll just not whistle.

Babes8 years ago

Wow I can't whistle. It"s a good day for the people who can't whistle.

Bella Smith12 years ago

i cant whistle :)

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I can't whistle, so more power to me

Khestra10 years ago

ill die within 2 days cause i whistle randomly and i dont even know it

ThatCommieBitch3 years ago

Since it’s unclear I’m assuming it’s total immortality and I can’t die from anything. So whistling wouldn’t kill me

Theamazingloser9 years ago

Can't whistle anyway

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