Will You Press The Button?

hshejen8 years ago

Awesome! I cannot whistle and when I do want to die I would just have to learn to whistle

The Nerdy Petra Ral9 years ago

But I thought you'd be immortal...

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

I can't whistle but I didn't press the button because WHO WANTS TO BE IMMORTAL

JacksonBurroughs8 years ago

Alot of of people want to be immortal, just know that

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JR Rose12 years ago

Good thing I can't whistle.

LittleKitten3 years ago

Same

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HerMajesty8 years ago

I would hate to live forever. You live your life and all of a sudden, all of your loved ones start to die. Next thing you know, you are in a relationship with someone else and they too die. This repeats until you learn to push everyone away and you suicidally whistle.

Howday3 years ago

I"d whistle once the fun was gone.

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writerfriend7 years ago

What if you accidentally nose whistle?

Giantelephantseal8 years ago

Can't whistle, never will...

xxXn00bslayerXxx9 years ago

I don't want immortality, and I can't whistle Yeah

bookworm19859 years ago

I AM HAPPY I CANT WISTLE!!!!!!!

lol000209 years ago

like you icon CATNOIR i LOVE MIRACULOUS LADYBUG!!!

lleidi9 years ago

If you're immortal you can't die.

Alfalf097 years ago

Immortality brah basicly invinsible

PepeDaFrog7 years ago

There"s no catch in this, if this was normal immortality, that would start to suck as the world started to end since you would just be in extreme pain instead of dying, so you could whistle and then it"s all over

Theonlyonesam9 years ago

I think what it means is that you loose your immortality and then die... in that case you live for how much you want and then when you are tired of living just whistle a bit and die peacefully

Tim Feldmann12 years ago

what part of "granted immortality" is so hard to understand?

GuyFerarri7 years ago

yeah but immortality means you cant die of old age, not by other means.

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Arno Van Ranst12 years ago

It'd be a funny death.

HerMajesty8 years ago

*very short whistle* *thump* Random person: what the... ?!

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Timothy Vu12 years ago

I can't whistle

Babes8 years ago

Wow I can't whistle. It"s a good day for the people who can't whistle.

Bella Smith12 years ago

i cant whistle :)

WafflesFromMeme7 years ago

I can’t whistle, WAIT WHAT DID I JUST DO? Actually if I did want to die I would learn how to whistle

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 9 years ago

Wow 2 downsides

funcat339 years ago

Whats up with that name dude

SciArtHerp8 years ago

I can't whistle. AND NOW MY CRINGY SHIPS WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!

Recton540710 years ago

I'll just not whistle.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I can't whistle, so more power to me

Khestra10 years ago

ill die within 2 days cause i whistle randomly and i dont even know it

ThatCommieBitch3 years ago

Since it’s unclear I’m assuming it’s total immortality and I can’t die from anything. So whistling wouldn’t kill me

Theamazingloser9 years ago

Can't whistle anyway

LionJayandDove8 years ago

I don't WANT to be immortal!!!

FlyingGamahooch10 years ago

Whistling now.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

This is contradictory.

AutumnLeaf6189 years ago

Joke is on you! I can't whistle!

TheOriginalKirito7 years ago

Immortality is a curse.

KawaiiCrybaby9 years ago

then ur not immortal...

Billy Bob Joe12 years ago

Hehe, I can't whistle. :)

AshirriiIsnotsogood7 years ago

I can't whistle, so, ha!

Hayhaythefirst9 years ago

You get to pick when to die

IcyAnimations8 years ago

LIVING FOR A LONG TIME ON EARTH IS PAINFUL

Risen.10 years ago

Immortality is a curse

thereisnospoon8 years ago

This would be great because I"d want to die one day anyways

OfirMa859 years ago

What if I don't know how to whistle?

ButtonMasher1248 years ago

I can't whistle. Take that.

lovey82610 years ago

immortality means u cant die. so whoever made this is dumb

Jtt11 months ago

i dont know how to whistle

lazoreffect9 years ago

If u can't whistle there's no downside

Donnie Wayne Moreland12 years ago

How do you whistle accidentally?

Moonpanda8 years ago

Good cause i cant whistle

Girdoing10 years ago

But you're immortal...

Traps4 years ago

I can't whistle

Greyhawk9 years ago

The jokes are on you game, I can't whistle!! :P

GlutNy7 years ago

Good thing i never learned how to whistle :/

Rob Anybody9 years ago

Why would I want to live forever anyway?

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