you can have sex with anyone you desire
but
you're severally depressed until you find the man/woman you were originally going to marry
I will not


Praying_Mantis9 years ago
I Already have depression, if i press the button that means it will end when i find her. No downside.

BlackEmeraldPlays_YT4 years ago
Or Him?
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Garbageuniverse8 years ago
I'm asexual god dangit

QwertslAzertsl5 years ago
Same bud
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Goliath979 years ago
Then have sex with the person your going to marry duuuuh

Troller33377 years ago
Agreed
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Pixelgamer8884 years ago
What is with the people who are in love with a fictional character. They will commit suicide

Sean Ford12 years ago
You're not depressed just once, you're depressed severally. ._____.

tastybacon59 years ago
NEVER SAYS HOW LONG YOUR DEEPERESED FOR EACH OF THOS0E SEVERAL TIEMS

DrNobody7 years ago
What if i wasn't originally going to marry anyone? Am I endlessly depressed or am i never depressed? :thinking:

crazysteve8 years ago
I am already depressed so jokes on you..................

well duh9 years ago
idc if I am depressed

Blocky_blockster10 years ago
I get to fuck Jennifer Aniston and Scarlet Johanson

PhanIsLovePhanIsLife10 years ago
Emma frickin Watson

Tom Bombadil10 years ago
"severally"?

Craig W. Smith12 years ago
I am married and I am depressed, so I might as well have some good sex!

Shreyas67902 years ago
Same pinch

Michael Mahaffey12 years ago
Well shit. That's my live in a nutshell lol

Lisa Sue Krawczyk12 years ago
how the fuck are you supposed to know who you'd "originally marry"? sounds like bullshit to me.

Skull4ever8 years ago
My life, without that upside

breezybeach9 years ago
I didnt press it. I dont want to... have.... that. Thats why im adopting.

98Unicorns4 years ago
im already depressed and asexual soooooo

aws22610 years ago
You aren't "destined" to marry someone, it's your choice so if one chose to push the button it wouldn't matter. plus depression is your own mental state, which you can learn to control... so what ever? push the button.

LogicalAnswers087 years ago
I find that weird cause imma kid but I will not cause depression is depressing XD

Zenzerbeth10 years ago
So you only have to find them? Sounds easy.

Twentydunsmolbeans8 years ago
Lol I am already diagnosed as severely depressed soooooooo

TurtlederpPercy8 years ago
Ask someone out. Have sex. Marry them.

wellthisisawkward9 years ago
I'm already depressed so what can I lose

trytooverthinkagain3 years ago
First: I am depressive now, so why not? Second: I already found the woman I want to marry. So I don`t see the downside...

Dom Inic12 years ago
perfect xD

lets do this!9 years ago
I'm already depressed

LeFuzzy6 years ago
I'm not marrying anyone...

Draxon Black9 years ago
But we can already have sex with anyone we desire as long as they would like to

SnowflameStorm7 years ago
Upside?

AMANNAMEJOEL9 years ago
I'm depressed already so what I get to fuck someone

DumbCath9 years ago
._. um.........there are...kids? on this site?

Tomokari08010 years ago
Joke's on you, I'm already severely depressed.

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
i"m ace, so i didn't press

Tuan Omori12 years ago
Basically me today.

adaddadadadadad8 years ago
The girl who I want to marry is the only one that I want to have sex with, YEAH no getting depressed, severally for me.

xxx_Ellie_xxx9 years ago
So like sleeping around???

dedXslade9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Gene Shadow Commander10 years ago
SAY YES SAY YES

Troller33377 years ago
If the one were fucking is the one you were going to originally marry then no down side

Dudealee10 years ago
Well bottoms up

belle297 years ago
jokes on u, I'm already depressed

MadaraUchiha9 years ago
if your in a state of permanent depression until you find your "meant to be" that can lead to suicide before you find them. Instead be happy your single (no1 that cheats on you, no1 that will lie to you and break your heart) you can have sex with anyone bu...[Show full comment]

TheFangirlWhoFangirls8 years ago
I'm already depressed though

Matthiasm9 years ago
k.....

MANJUEGAZOSNT3 years ago
What if I decide to marry the first person I will have sex with? That means no depression and no downside!

Jackass779 years ago
Basically just add sex with anybody to my current life, cool

NoNumbers5 years ago
Everyone is so old here

AVeryFancyRubberDuck8 years ago
Asexuals everywhere refused to press the red button.

Macoroni7 years ago
What if it was hhhhmm

Loophole man9 years ago
What if I'm not going to get married? I think marriage ruins relationships
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