Will You Press The Button?

Dalton Winter 13 years ago

Technically, you never come in contact with anything or anyone.

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Then, by your logic, I never actually stepped on a Lego 2x4 brick. So, then, why does it still hurt like hell?

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C3ellam6 10 years ago

just wear gloves or a full body suit all the time

Sonofagun 9 years ago

Just stay away from people then

Axew012 9 years ago

who needs humans because there are cats and dogs!!!

therealobama 5 years ago

i read that the wrong way

Lenny-playz 9 years ago

ITS CALLED TECHNOLOGY

LilmanMarcell 9 years ago

AND BUTTS

AwesomeBotMC 11 years ago

So... Superman?

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

How is it like him?

JR Tulkian 13 years ago

I don't like human contact, so I don't see a downside to this.

German shepherd s 10 years ago

Yep people understand me id.say wanna be friends.but i dont like.friends

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Justin Loh 13 years ago

makes sex better :3

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Please reread the button.

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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff 13 years ago

no more hugs? T-T

Felicitas Hockton 13 years ago

Scared of heights, so this is a lose-lose situation.

Jackieboy777 11 years ago

Can't have SEX

TheNetherKingdom 8 years ago

Just wear gloves and long clothes to cover your skin and done! LOOPHOLE! Or rather a way to avoid the downside...

TheNetherKingdom 8 years ago

But the bigger problem is when you have s**

iwatchyouinyoursleep 10 years ago

What if the floor has human germs on it?Unlimited pain!

PT9 9 years ago

Put on gloves

German shepherd s 10 years ago

So same as my life just i can fly AWESOME i hate making physical contact

Cart3rVA 10 years ago

Im feeling your edge trying to cut me.

Neylonium 11 years ago

Y not? I mean i hate Everyone eccept oft my family and friends, and an important thing: pain killers

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

I know it's awkwardly painful

Hshhehrhehshhdifjr 2 years ago

I think we all know most people here have never had physical contact with another person before

Kevin Sipos 13 years ago

I dont like being touched

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago

I am one of those people that hates being touched anyway

The_potato_man 5 years ago

I need emotional support so no

Charlie Banks 13 years ago

so I'm a superhero?

666DevilDoge666 10 years ago

I am scared of heights

MrMinecraft1210 11 years ago

Can't touch this!

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red 10 years ago

So... No sexðŸ˜¢...

cujoe6743 11 years ago

JUST WEAR GLOVES!!!

BeholdOurGod 9 years ago

Ahem. Gloves.

Skylar Brennan 12 years ago

No downside for a person whose skin is already so sensitive that any kind of physical contact hurts. Hell, I can barely wear clothes lol

doersk 9 years ago

It"s called wearing clothes.

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago

I will hunt you down and fucking kill you...No one calls me human fuckers...

Batman64 9 years ago

My life long dream being left alone

yellowgirl5 11 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW

Xx_Slenderman_xX 3 years ago

I DONT MAKE ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH HUMANS ANYWAYS BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAH COLLECT MY PAGES

5sauceb 11 years ago

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SnowDino 7 years ago

Half of this is already reality lmao

fluffbunn100 10 years ago

I dont have friends so no e comes near me so I see no problem

DarkAleksBoy 11 years ago

NO HUGS! (â•¥ï¹â•¥)

tyrannoslayer 11 years ago

Yay a real reason to say "don't touch me

nowone 7 months ago

erm... downside?

Jeremy Richardson 13 years ago

I think I'll just buy an airline ticket instead.

TheUKTuber 9 years ago

I prefer teleportation anyway.

jasSpaz 5 years ago

flyings gonna be hella cold anyways, especially when youre high up. so im gonna have a lot of layers on, which would prevent the physical contact part