Will You Press The Button?

C3ellam69 years ago

just wear gloves or a full body suit all the time

Dalton Winter12 years ago

Technically, you never come in contact with anything or anyone.

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Then, by your logic, I never actually stepped on a Lego 2x4 brick. So, then, why does it still hurt like hell?

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Sonofagun7 years ago

Just stay away from people then

Axew0127 years ago

who needs humans because there are cats and dogs!!!

therealobama3 years ago

i read that the wrong way

Lenny-playz8 years ago

ITS CALLED TECHNOLOGY

LilmanMarcell7 years ago

AND BUTTS

AwesomeBotMC9 years ago

So... Superman?

AmyWilliams9 years ago

How is it like him?

JR Tulkian12 years ago

I don't like human contact, so I don't see a downside to this.

German shepherd s9 years ago

Yep people understand me id.say wanna be friends.but i dont like.friends

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Justin Loh12 years ago

makes sex better :3

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

Please reread the button.

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Pernille Cecilie Gundorff12 years ago

no more hugs? T-T

Felicitas Hockton12 years ago

Scared of heights, so this is a lose-lose situation.

whyamiselfish10110 years ago

fuck yeah I don't touch people anyway

GangsternauwL8 years ago

Life is painful

GameRaven139 years ago

Flying isn't worth not being able to have sex.

German shepherd s9 years ago

....bruh

Christian Hale12 years ago

This would make a great book

GalaxyDragons8 years ago

No thanks bro

UrbleFurb9 years ago

i'll just wear a full-body suit. PROBLEM SOLVED now im gonna fly.

Ridleylast year

how am i gonna kill samus like that? i cant so fuck this button

iwatchyouinyoursleep8 years ago

What if the floor has human germs on it?Unlimited pain!

Jackieboy7779 years ago

Can't have SEX

TheNetherKingdom7 years ago

Just wear gloves and long clothes to cover your skin and done! LOOPHOLE! Or rather a way to avoid the downside...

TheNetherKingdom7 years ago

But the bigger problem is when you have s**

Neylonium9 years ago

Y not? I mean i hate Everyone eccept oft my family and friends, and an important thing: pain killers

PT97 years ago

Put on gloves

German shepherd s9 years ago

So same as my life just i can fly AWESOME i hate making physical contact

Cart3rVA8 years ago

Im feeling your edge trying to cut me.

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago

I am one of those people that hates being touched anyway

KurimuzonTora9 years ago

I know it's awkwardly painful

Hshhehrhehshhdifjr12 days ago

I think we all know most people here have never had physical contact with another person before

Kevin Sipos12 years ago

I dont like being touched

MrMinecraft12109 years ago

Can't touch this!

The_potato_man3 years ago

I need emotional support so no

Charlie Banks12 years ago

so I'm a superhero?

666DevilDoge6668 years ago

I am scared of heights

BeholdOurGod7 years ago

Ahem. Gloves.

Pok&eacute;mon Master Red8 years ago

So... No sexðŸ˜¢...

cujoe67439 years ago

JUST WEAR GLOVES!!!

The Howling Wolf9 years ago

I will hunt you down and fucking kill you...No one calls me human fuckers...

Skylar Brennan10 years ago

No downside for a person whose skin is already so sensitive that any kind of physical contact hurts. Hell, I can barely wear clothes lol

doersk7 years ago

It"s called wearing clothes.

Xx_Slenderman_xXlast year

I DONT MAKE ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH HUMANS ANYWAYS BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAH COLLECT MY PAGES

Batman648 years ago

My life long dream being left alone

yellowgirl59 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE NOPE NOPE TALLYNOPE WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW WE'RE NOPING THROUGH THE NOPES NOW

fluffbunn1008 years ago

I dont have friends so no e comes near me so I see no problem

5sauceb9 years ago

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SnowDino6 years ago

Half of this is already reality lmao

DarkAleksBoy9 years ago

NO HUGS! (â•¥ï¹â•¥)

TheUKTuber8 years ago

I prefer teleportation anyway.

tyrannoslayer 9 years ago

Yay a real reason to say "don't touch me

Jeremy Richardson12 years ago

I think I'll just buy an airline ticket instead.

AnimeFreak2419 years ago

just get use to pain before you fly

jasSpaz3 years ago

flyings gonna be hella cold anyways, especially when youre high up. so im gonna have a lot of layers on, which would prevent the physical contact part

PiccolaStrega8 years ago

Wear gloves

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