You become Batman
but
Your parents die.
I will not

58bravo 11 years ago
So I'm batman? But the downside is that I'm batman? Hmmmmmmmmmm?I'm batman but I'm batman that's a hard one what do you think robin... yes I'm already batman :/

Kewl-Man 10 years ago
Holy Shiny red button batman! These are sure tough descisions!!

Genocide Sans 11 years ago
Both my actual parents are already dead soooooooo... I'M BATMAN

iamhumantoo 9 years ago
1 of mine are
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LordDoge 8 years ago
Already dead no downside :D

Christley Kate 13 years ago
So I become Batman and Become Batman??

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
so you"d basically be bbaattmmaann
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i like to push button 11 years ago
Pointless Question; If you become Batman, then you're Batman. Pure Batman, so you cant NOT be Batman when you're Batman..

Tongueless 5 years ago
straight fax.

Dpooly999 11 years ago
I'm Batman! *Deep voice*

SplitterSpiegel 9 years ago
Dean is it you?

magicfishcloudchicken78 10 years ago
There's no upside

Dienin3 11 years ago
Why would I want my parents to die

Sebi 11 years ago
Just waiting to press the button when my parents are 80 years old.

Sasha Carrillo de Albornoz 13 years ago
So you basically become batman

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago
@KEWL-MAN CAPS-LOCK IS TIGHT
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Kingkrow22 9 years ago
How else do you become batman

The Howling Wolf 9 years ago
Batman has responsibilities. I hate responsibilities.

MGGoku 9 years ago
If I don't have parents?

TwiceTheSky 9 years ago
yeah... wheres the difference

MelanieMartinezInTheTARDIS 9 years ago
So no downsides? I'm just... Batman. I don't even like Batman, I'm more interested in the villains.

TriForkMagic 9 years ago
No downslide

NotTheProtagonist 3 years ago
There’s probably a downslide somewhere in Wayne Manor.
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Kewl-Man 10 years ago
Also consider that being batman, you'll also be a millionare :)

wolfenstar 11 years ago
So I'm batman. And the downside is I'm Batman? Will I MUST be batman then.

Ghopher1 11 years ago
i love my mom my dads mean to me but i guess he can live to

Brutal 11 years ago
Never said how or whene

husain1862 3 years ago
its in ur origin story, so before you become batman

Ella_Delight 11 years ago
I already am batman thank you very much

WHYISTHEREABUTTON 11 years ago
THE PARENTS ARE THE ONE WITH THE MONEY

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
So... I'm exactly like Batman?

Dumbass84 11 years ago
Basically u are just batman😂

Maisy1061 11 years ago
My Parents Are EPIC And Imma Girl And Batmans A Boy Anyway

lolyouarewrong 11 years ago
LOL THIS ISN T FUNY!!!!

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago
They never said when they'll die

PrestonBrower 9 years ago
Loophole found
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Patrick Berisa 13 years ago
Everybody dies

TheBoss12 10 years ago
I become batman but I also become batman hmm hard choice

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
If you press the button, you become Batman… twice

masterdark 11 years ago
only your parents? wait you cant be the real batman when you have still and uncle/other familymembers

MihakuChan379 9 years ago
I would NEVER change my mother for NOTHING in this universe,my mother is everything I have

Anime Archives 11 years ago
batman is a lame ass human, i would rather be a gundam pilot cannon fodder than batman, because i get to pilot an million pound machine to kick ass

Loljennt 8 years ago
Bruh

HeyHeyHey2000 11 years ago
Parents rule batman drules #DEALWITHIT

Grande-Papa 10 years ago
My moms already committed suicide years ago and my dad is already dying of about 3 fatal illnesses. JOKES IN YOU!!!

sanchopancho02 10 years ago
I become batman... BUT theres a twist! I also become batman...

GrumpSupport 10 years ago
If I could bargain my dad staying alive to sacrifice my uncle on my horrid mother's side, I would, otherwise no I love my dad too much.

Sky Erixon 13 years ago
i think becoming batman involves your parents death anyways

Blaired8 9 years ago
Even if there was no downside your parents would die anyway

Elspeth.mur 11 years ago
I pressed the button

Astralpace 2 years ago
this made me laugh

MaximumDonutOverload 11 years ago
I ALREADY AM BATMAN! *Sob*

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago
I hate batman

dubatch 10 years ago
I have pressed because im batman

Acania Dragonn 12 years ago
W-wait so.. I would be batwoman?

TheNerdyVillager 10 years ago
Everybody dies eventually! He didn't say when, though.

Erog 6 years ago
Do i get the money, gadgets, adam wests voice, and a massive cave?

HarleyRoulette 11 years ago
BUT I STILL BECOME BATMAN!! #Batman4lyfe

SeanQuinn 11 years ago
Hmm mm they are going to die avenchaly anyway nanananana batman
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