ERES UN IDOTA RETRASADO DE MIERDA QUE JAMAS TENDRA NOVIA, AMIGOS NI SI QUIERA UNA FAMILIA QUE TE QUIERA Y SI ALGUIEN TE ENCONTRARA, TE PEGARA BIEN FUERTE EN LA CARA Y TE DEJARA EN ESE BASURERO LLENO DE RATAS, ARAÑAS Y ENFERMEDADES QYE ACABARAN CON TU APESTOSA VIDAAAAAAA
Hey, could you shoot me in the head please? (Or just walk around Detroit for a while)
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AlarmedCanine7510 years ago
all my friends die as i sit till the end of the world this sucks wait didnt say others couln't kill me
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SpecialK32911 years ago
Immortality would suck :/
cicicat11 years ago
yes, yes it would
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Rocket0469 years ago
Button- "You"re immortal-"
Everyone on this site-"SO BASICALLY CAPTAIN JACK HARNESS?"
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HerdOfTurtles9 years ago
Jack Harlness
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Jonboy1810 years ago
Why would I live forever and watch my friends and family die?
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PizzaQueen1010 years ago
I would like to prove that heaven/hell isn't a thing so yeah DEATH!
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GLaDOS12233310 years ago
Immortality is actually a terrible, painful thing
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I ⤠minecraft (me is a girl)10 years ago
I cant live forever I can lose my family and I cant go to heaven!
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Dumbass8411 years ago
Not to be mean but if u lived forever then the world wouldnt end and god created the world to test us and he can take it away when ever so even if u were able to be immortal god would kill u anyway
SEMatis9 years ago
1. God didn't create the world to test us, God created the world so he could have his special people (i.e. everyone, because pretty much every religion thinks they are the "chosen ones" so...)
2. The world could (and will) end, you just would"t die when it...[Show full comment]
I can't kill myself, but someone else can do it for me
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Antdohknee332810 years ago
Immortality = death
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EpicSparklez9811 years ago
So I can live forever, can't commit suicide, can't I just get someone to kill me? I'm not immortal, so I CAN be killed, and you never mentioned anything about BEING killed~
cicicat11 years ago
it never said you weren't immortal either
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northplayyyer11 years ago
Begins building the Death Star...
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mememememememememememememememe4 years ago
don't kill yourSELF, have someone else kill YOU
infinite iq
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DiesL10 years ago
Like.. Davy Jones? HELL YEAH
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uminator0111 years ago
you can ask a friend to kill you or order a hitman
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EmilStvring8 years ago
So u basic deadpool
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Netanel Mullokandov13 years ago
i change my name and live a new life, easy
cicicat11 years ago
did you watch the show forever? lol
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Sophiesmitty@yahoo.com11 years ago
No way, all my friends wupill jhgzh
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FakeAccount9 years ago
I don't want to live forever (cause I now I'll be living in vain)
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Salvador Castillo13 years ago
Imortality bitches.
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Gabrieljynkx10 years ago
Ok so first thing will I die because immortal and indestructible are two different things. example superman I live forever but can still be killed
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KingFlame81549 years ago
Everyone needs to die sometime...
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Legomovie2011 years ago
Who wants to see all their friends die not me and family
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doe12qlast year
No one actually is immortal, so the phrase"immotality is a curse"might just be our imagination.
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TNTiki11 years ago
SOMEONE just read Tuck Everlasting!
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medi 11 years ago
What when your parents die?
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BeefPoptart5 years ago
Idc I’d eat chocolate everyday
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Kohaku4410 years ago
I'll just have someone else kill me
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DACAT9 years ago
Would u love when the sun blows up
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Kyle Villafane13 years ago
I've seen three exactly like this already. It's getting pretty cliche now.
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lopsidedhead10 years ago
This is either Ashildr or Captain Jack Harkness.
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JoshTGR10 years ago
You will watch everyone die, and then float in space for eternity.
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DwayneTheRockJohnsonFan4 years ago
There will be a period of time where Dwayne the Rock Johnson expires before I do. I would not be able to live without him
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that random girl11 years ago
500 years later...... Me: Hey random person can you stab me? Person: Sure!!! #LOOPHOLE
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