You gain $1 (€1, etc.) in your bank for every second that you don't scratch any part of your body.
but
If you scratch, rub, scrub, or perform any action in an attempt to relieve yourself of an itch (other than someone else performing the action on you) you will no longer receive your payment.
I will not


IntellegantASF9 years ago
i can just pay someone to do it for me w my dollahs

PrestonBrower7 years ago
Hey mike, want to make some money with me?

BarristanSelmey9 years ago
Not all currency is equal tho

ThePaulDude4 years ago
@HelenDonaldson the scenario took into account other currencies so for you it"s one Australian dollar a second.
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Memes melt dreams 10 years ago
Just replace your skin with Carbon fiber

Vallex8 years ago
14000 guys are dumb :3 no downside

Natasha12 years ago
it said "when i scratch it". so i could ask any people scratch it for me c:

parrrxt4 years ago
it says you can lol
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Jayoverclick8 years ago
Use a back scratcher cuz its technically not you.

LEGOsrs78 years ago
It says any action in an attempt to relieve the itch

Xenpai9 years ago
Nope I'm just so used so I'll only gain 5 or something but yeah it"s better than nothing so I regret voting no and bluh bluh bluh.

FIREKNIGHT769 years ago
I dont think anybody would want to scratch my balls, so.....

Japanster11 months ago
50/50 final offer.
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Brenna Wiley12 years ago
Why would you not press this button? No matter how long you go without scratching yourself, you still make some amount of money.

Mykeelovesbidoofs8 years ago
Yes man just keep ur hands on ur device on this game.......FOR EVER!!!!!!!
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Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Just endure that itchy feeling. And $1 per second is pretty much.

Roastingbitchessince19989 years ago
Much language, very grammer, such words, wow

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago
Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

dankmemes1018 years ago
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Boirer9 years ago
basicly get money for living ill take it (Just Always keep your shirt on) At Least Your getting money it wont disAPEAR

Mr Medical9 years ago
People pressed the button? I have to scratch myself all the time

Colt Taylor12 years ago
just control yourself for a day or two and you're set for life

LEGOsrs78 years ago
Roastingbitchessince1998 "ONLY"
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Jessica Paulding12 years ago
What's the lose? Free money for as long as you don't scratch with no consequences. I assume you still get to keep the money you made...

Christiana Archer12 years ago
Where's the real downside?? :D

Z0m41e7 years ago
Come back here and press the button again

Really9 years ago
Do you even shower

JasperChan16910 years ago
Eh,I can live without scratching for a day or two.Then I'm set for life.

randomjax9 years ago
Challenge accepted

tomvdzandt11 years ago
wow *in japan get one yen make like 10 bucks a day and itchy for life*

Hyltran3 years ago
There’s no reason not to press the button

MatterSableye9 years ago
ill get a flea coller

LovingFoodAllDay7 years ago
Could I use a back scratcher on myself?

FroakieFrog4 years ago
It’s still free money.

RageComics699 years ago
you get free money until you scratch. No downside free money :D

AliceRntfors7 years ago
Whats the downshifta? Even if you do you get like what 3€? Better than nothing

Alekseisem0410 years ago
I gona put a cream and gloves on my hand for next 2 years

Roastingbitchessince19989 years ago
I have ezcema so fuck

CommentingDevice8 years ago
Then wait until after you"ve just scratched all itches needed, then press it. How long is it usually between times you scratch something that you actually need to? Just get paid till then. No downside! :3

LinkinPark1mxr10 years ago
Use the money to build scratchotron

BOSS_669 years ago
i can make a robot that will scratch me...

AlexFico5 years ago
Imagine using ¥, lol 1 Yen is basically nothing

CubeFromBlender7 months ago
Where's the downside? I still get free money, even if for only 5 seconds

benb529 years ago
GET A BACK SCRACHER

RaggedUnderDog7 years ago
In US dollars it over $100,000 for 24 hour of not scratching yourself. Does it count if you scratch in your sleep?

ddking9 years ago
What if somewhere the sun does not shine what do u do then but it's worth it

NiteshKumarDebnath8 years ago
Some money..... atleast

Selvor Grim Daemon Seer 10 years ago
It basically says you cab have others scratch it for you so yeah

Fortune-Friends7 years ago
So you get money and you can accidentally undo it, but then your life will go normal? Bad side?

Eskalios10 years ago
1 Hour = 3600 seconds. 1 day = 86,400 sec.

CodeCraker8 years ago
Does sex count?

cybro9744 years ago
Where"s the downside.

AmyWilliams9 years ago
Where is the downside? You earn money and don't earn money if you scratch yourself.

Gerben Niezing12 years ago
My balls got itchy the moment I read this.

ThePaulDude5 years ago
Seriously? You can make a shit load of money just from being asleep.

Momobeavus9 years ago
That didn't last long Right when I pressed the button, I scratched my neck

Smörgåstortoise8 years ago
What about a wall

RileyDaWizard10 years ago
Cryo storage LOOPHOLE DONE
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