You have the best romance of your life plus great sex
but
it has to be with the girl or guy in the closest proximity to you right now
I will not

Mammot 3 years ago
I can't have a relationship with my imaginary friends... they hate me...

Vexrak 11 years ago
*Slide's over to crush across the room* *Presses button* *Realizes friend is leaning over shoulder to see what I'm doing* R.I.P.

LeelandClark 4 years ago
gay

Axel 11 years ago
I-n-c-e-s-t i-s NOT a-n o-p-t-i-o-n

Capt_Pug 9 years ago
It’s the S O L U T I O N
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Cutely_Cool 8 years ago
I'm next to my crush... SHIT HE SAW I PRESSED IT

Iamnigger 2 months ago
Congratulations!

ImmaWhovian 10 years ago
HELL NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG! Never do the nasty nasty with your dad kids ^_^

dankmemes101 9 years ago
"the nasty nasty" XD lol yes

Inka Halme 13 years ago
My dad? Not gonna happen.

ZeFrenchTurtle 8 years ago
Yeah I’m not having a relationship with my IDENTICAL SISTER and fuck her
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ANIMOO 10 years ago
My parents? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah! No.

Jonathan Santos Pereira 13 years ago
I'm going to press it when I'm close to the person i like

Sændugan 9 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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NightfalI 11 years ago
*walkss up to my ex, then presses the button. *

Internetz 10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM NOT GOING TO NOT WITH THE CREEPY DUDE ON BUS RIGHT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOWW

666satan 11 years ago
*drives to playboy mansion* *presses button* hell yeah

Piotr Grochowski 11 years ago
With my 4-year old sister...

cow4cow 10 years ago
wait are u tryin to say to me dat thats a bad thing
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squidkiller122 11 years ago
Wait till in near a hot girl... And pressed!

All_the_sweg 11 years ago
It's my mom... no, nononononononononononononono...NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Tankdestroyer3610 11 years ago
I like your reaction. So many No's

J_Liester 8 years ago
Emotionally

THE_BUTTON_GOD 9 years ago
My best friend is sitting next to me 😍😍😍

ADoesCooee 9 years ago
My little brother? Haha, NOPE.

iffataisy 10 years ago
im with my brother now yeee:-) it"s gonna be a great one

Katcicles 10 years ago
Incest

JustLikeTheySay 10 years ago
*walks next to bæ, presses button* YASSS

Louie 11 years ago
No I'm next to my mom

nima1990 11 years ago
Ew. No family members

JonBanning 11 years ago
my grandmother/father fuck that or does it mean the closet closest to you cause i would so do it then

Potato Lord 11 years ago
Isn't that called incest having sex with your two brothers? Wow, fuck that.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan 11 years ago
Anime And Potato!

Derek Taylor 13 years ago
Ha ha my wife next to me right now

Ddoomsday Timothys 13 years ago
my neighbours son or daughter there 8 and 9 I am not pressing that button

Davd 10 years ago
Even if you did, this might happen in ten years or more. Hypotheticals with vague premises are fun like that.

Sarah Yates 13 years ago
My boyfriend? k.

Andy Scrivener 13 years ago
I'm sitting next to my crush anyways

Marysa LeoGrande 13 years ago
Best masturbation ever.

TheAlphaKitten 10 years ago
well loolmaster443 is right cause if your alone then you have to have romance with a neighbor or some random stranger -who knows what age they could be-
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Serenity Lightwood Herondale-Malfoy 13 years ago
my brother is reading these with me... needless to say i did NOT press the damned button

Losechester67 9 years ago
Hey how could you know about the mortal instruments 47 years ago? OMG are you Tessa?

Hadi Kalakeche 13 years ago
I'm sitting right beside my crush right now. *ANGRILY RAPES RED BUTTON*

Breezy Bree Chrystelle Hobson 13 years ago
Not my mom lol

Brandon Stinson 13 years ago
Go stand next to someone you like, then press.

Tali Oo 13 years ago
with my cat yes

czcz last year
I can take this button and press it after finding the right person

Katcicles 10 years ago
Nope. No parents/mom

plzimasimplepoof 11 years ago
Nope im beside my cat

DroolingOnU 10 years ago
...my grandfather? Yeah, uh, no thanks.

RocketGirl1 11 years ago
already with the love of my life... so WIN

DatBoiDenma 9 years ago
I am on break and around little kids..... Pass

Shadow Korosu 11 years ago
It said girl OR guy, so I will choose the closest girl. They're all fairly attractive, anyway.

RikuXander 8 years ago
Girlfriend so...

the117doctor 10 years ago
No! Not my step-mom!

anal telescope 11 years ago
The closest persons to me right know are my neighbors: One hot single mom with two hot daugthers. Hell yeah

InsignificantMuffin 9 years ago
Sorry but why would I want this with my brother? Dx

AndyMan11YT 3 years ago
Naw bro I'm chillin with my dad rn💀

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
I don't care about sex. I just want a friend :(

FireEmpire 4Eva 10 years ago
great, i get a super sensitive 4th grader :(

silverbead 12 years ago
so my dad or my dog... nope

DarkEevee2 9 years ago
I CAN'T DO IT!

A1ink2thefutur3 11 years ago
That's just messed up.
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