You have the best romance of your life plus great sex
but
it has to be with the girl or guy in the closest proximity to you right now
I will not


Mammotlast year
I can't have a relationship with my imaginary friends... they hate me...

Vexrak9 years ago
*Slide's over to crush across the room* *Presses button* *Realizes friend is leaning over shoulder to see what I'm doing* R.I.P.

LeelandClark3 years ago
gay

Axel9 years ago
I-n-c-e-s-t i-s NOT a-n o-p-t-i-o-n

Capt_Pug7 years ago
It’s the S O L U T I O N
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ImmaWhovian9 years ago
HELL NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG! Never do the nasty nasty with your dad kids ^_^

dankmemes1018 years ago
"the nasty nasty" XD lol yes

Inka Halme12 years ago
My dad? Not gonna happen.

ZeFrenchTurtle7 years ago
Yeah I’m not having a relationship with my IDENTICAL SISTER and fuck her
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Cutely_Cool7 years ago
I'm next to my crush... SHIT HE SAW I PRESSED IT

ANIMOO9 years ago
My parents? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah! No.

Jonathan Santos Pereira12 years ago
I'm going to press it when I'm close to the person i like

Sændugan8 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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NightfalI9 years ago
*walkss up to my ex, then presses the button. *

Internetz8 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM NOT GOING TO NOT WITH THE CREEPY DUDE ON BUS RIGHT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOWW

666satan9 years ago
*drives to playboy mansion* *presses button* hell yeah

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
With my 4-year old sister...

cow4cow9 years ago
wait are u tryin to say to me dat thats a bad thing
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squidkiller1229 years ago
Wait till in near a hot girl... And pressed!

All_the_sweg9 years ago
It's my mom... no, nononononononononononononono...NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Tankdestroyer36109 years ago
I like your reaction. So many No's

J_Liester7 years ago
Emotionally

THE_BUTTON_GOD7 years ago
My best friend is sitting next to me 😍😍😍

ADoesCooee8 years ago
My little brother? Haha, NOPE.

iffataisy8 years ago
im with my brother now yeee:-) it"s gonna be a great one

Katcicles8 years ago
Incest

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago
*walks next to bæ, presses button* YASSS

Louie9 years ago
No I'm next to my mom

nima19909 years ago
Ew. No family members

JonBanning9 years ago
my grandmother/father fuck that or does it mean the closet closest to you cause i would so do it then

Potato Lord9 years ago
Isn't that called incest having sex with your two brothers? Wow, fuck that.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago
Anime And Potato!

Derek Taylor12 years ago
Ha ha my wife next to me right now

Ddoomsday Timothys12 years ago
my neighbours son or daughter there 8 and 9 I am not pressing that button

Davd9 years ago
Even if you did, this might happen in ten years or more. Hypotheticals with vague premises are fun like that.

Sarah Yates12 years ago
My boyfriend? k.

Andy Scrivener12 years ago
I'm sitting next to my crush anyways

Marysa LeoGrande12 years ago
Best masturbation ever.

TheAlphaKitten9 years ago
well loolmaster443 is right cause if your alone then you have to have romance with a neighbor or some random stranger -who knows what age they could be-
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Serenity Lightwood Herondale-Malfoy12 years ago
my brother is reading these with me... needless to say i did NOT press the damned button

Losechester678 years ago
Hey how could you know about the mortal instruments 47 years ago? OMG are you Tessa?

Hadi Kalakeche12 years ago
I'm sitting right beside my crush right now. *ANGRILY RAPES RED BUTTON*

Breezy Bree Chrystelle Hobson12 years ago
Not my mom lol

Brandon Stinson12 years ago
Go stand next to someone you like, then press.

Nerdyboy8 years ago
My brother... :8

keithstone 9 years ago
Well I just gotta find a super hot chuck and press the button

flyinglizard6217 years ago
Good thing I'm right next to my gf

Bon_Bon6669 years ago
*barfs in garbage can* NOT HAVING IT WITH MY CAT!!!

gabbo verde 9 years ago
BUTTPON! IF I SEE YOU AGAIN ILL PREPARE MYSELF!

JovanPopovic8 years ago
My very hot girlfriend? K den

Thecatlord9 years ago
My cats? Well I don't think it would be appropriate to date my subjects

Little Miss Spiteful7 years ago
My family? Not a chance. Ew.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
soooo my grandma? i think id rather drink the urine of the closest animal to me

Tsvetock10 years ago
And anyone sitting next to thei parents simultaneously groaned

Tesla028 years ago
I'll Come back to you later

Erin Parcel12 years ago
My Mother?.... ... Never

Bradmantanium2 years ago
I'm next to my cousin but I ain't in Alabama 💀 I ain't pushing that button

skankhuntfortytwo8 years ago
My grandma ;;;;;;:::::;::::

NintendoFan19859 years ago
Upside?

flamber8 years ago
either my cat or my creepy little brother... NO THANKS!

Weirdaccountforcomments9 years ago
Right next to gf :)

bluebean5 years ago
it can happen to everyone but not my friend and relatives
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