Will You Press The Button?

Mammotlast year

I can't have a relationship with my imaginary friends... they hate me...

Vexrak10 years ago

*Slide's over to crush across the room* *Presses button* *Realizes friend is leaning over shoulder to see what I'm doing* R.I.P.

LeelandClark3 years ago

gay

Axel10 years ago

I-n-c-e-s-t i-s NOT a-n o-p-t-i-o-n

Capt_Pug7 years ago

It’s the S O L U T I O N

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ImmaWhovian9 years ago

HELL NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG! Never do the nasty nasty with your dad kids ^_^

dankmemes1018 years ago

"the nasty nasty" XD lol yes

Cutely_Cool7 years ago

I'm next to my crush... SHIT HE SAW I PRESSED IT

Inka Halme12 years ago

My dad? Not gonna happen.

ZeFrenchTurtle7 years ago

Yeah I’m not having a relationship with my IDENTICAL SISTER and fuck her

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ANIMOO9 years ago

My parents? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah! No.

Jonathan Santos Pereira12 years ago

I'm going to press it when I'm close to the person i like

Sændugan8 years ago

My thoughts exactly

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NightfalI9 years ago

*walkss up to my ex, then presses the button. *

Internetz9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM NOT GOING TO NOT WITH THE CREEPY DUDE ON BUS RIGHT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOWW

666satan9 years ago

*drives to playboy mansion* *presses button* hell yeah

Piotr Grochowski9 years ago

With my 4-year old sister...

cow4cow9 years ago

wait are u tryin to say to me dat thats a bad thing

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squidkiller12210 years ago

Wait till in near a hot girl... And pressed!

All_the_sweg10 years ago

It's my mom... no, nononononononononononononono...NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Tankdestroyer36109 years ago

I like your reaction. So many No's

J_Liester7 years ago

Emotionally

THE_BUTTON_GOD7 years ago

My best friend is sitting next to me 😍😍😍

ADoesCooee8 years ago

My little brother? Haha, NOPE.

iffataisy8 years ago

im with my brother now yeee:-) it"s gonna be a great one

Katcicles8 years ago

Incest

JustLikeTheySay9 years ago

*walks next to bæ, presses button* YASSS

Louie9 years ago

No I'm next to my mom

nima19909 years ago

Ew. No family members

JonBanning9 years ago

my grandmother/father fuck that or does it mean the closet closest to you cause i would so do it then

Potato Lord9 years ago

Isn't that called incest having sex with your two brothers? Wow, fuck that.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan9 years ago

Anime And Potato!

Derek Taylor12 years ago

Ha ha my wife next to me right now

Ddoomsday Timothys12 years ago

my neighbours son or daughter there 8 and 9 I am not pressing that button

Davd9 years ago

Even if you did, this might happen in ten years or more. Hypotheticals with vague premises are fun like that.

Sarah Yates12 years ago

My boyfriend? k.

Andy Scrivener12 years ago

I'm sitting next to my crush anyways

Marysa LeoGrande12 years ago

Best masturbation ever.

TheAlphaKitten9 years ago

well loolmaster443 is right cause if your alone then you have to have romance with a neighbor or some random stranger -who knows what age they could be-

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Serenity Lightwood Herondale-Malfoy12 years ago

my brother is reading these with me... needless to say i did NOT press the damned button

Losechester678 years ago

Hey how could you know about the mortal instruments 47 years ago? OMG are you Tessa?

Hadi Kalakeche12 years ago

I'm sitting right beside my crush right now. *ANGRILY RAPES RED BUTTON*

Breezy Bree Chrystelle Hobson12 years ago

Not my mom lol

Brandon Stinson12 years ago

Go stand next to someone you like, then press.

xXN00bslay3rXx9 years ago

My sister? Fuck that!

Devalore10 years ago

The people nearest to me are my family so... NO!!

dankmemes1018 years ago

I'm asexual anyway...

John Kim12 years ago

saved it for later

Jack19 months ago

Let’s go! A girl is next to me rn!

BenHopson8 years ago

I'm home alone, and my neighbor is sexy as hell, so yeah boi

danielasoares8 years ago

so no one? nothing changed

Silvershine9 years ago

ummm.... grandma... no thanks.... *crush walks by, immediately presses the button when she's next to the laptop*

Abigail Galloway12 years ago

Sitting directly next to my fiance. A+

heg2defwcuj3 years ago

what if you girlfriend is right beside you

Seanconn359 years ago

My mom... or maybe its you sean!

Survivor21310 years ago

im on a laptop so i can press the button right next to who ever if i want- ITS THAT SIMPLE

winterforever037 years ago

When you"re in class and the closest guy is your best friend/ practically your brother...

CookieEaterFood9 years ago

Yes sittin next to big booty

OnyxNecromancer10 years ago

You sicko, that's my brother!

Harry-James-Potter6 years ago

The best romance of my life is not with the closest person

Dorky Pig9 years ago

Nope. Me and my little bro share a room, and he's on the bottom bunk right now. So no. Ew.

longly10 years ago

the closest person was my dad (WTF)

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