You have the best romance of your life plus great sex
but
it has to be with the girl or guy in the closest proximity to you right now
I will not


Mammot4 months ago
I can't have a relationship with my imaginary friends... they hate me...

Vexrak9 years ago
*Slide's over to crush across the room* *Presses button* *Realizes friend is leaning over shoulder to see what I'm doing* R.I.P.

LeelandClark2 years ago
gay

Axel9 years ago
I-n-c-e-s-t i-s NOT a-n o-p-t-i-o-n

Capt_Pug6 years ago
It’s the S O L U T I O N
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ImmaWhovian8 years ago
HELL NO! THAT'S JUST WRONG! Never do the nasty nasty with your dad kids ^_^

dankmemes1017 years ago
"the nasty nasty" XD lol yes

Inka Halme11 years ago
My dad? Not gonna happen.

ZeFrenchTurtle6 years ago
Yeah I’m not having a relationship with my IDENTICAL SISTER and fuck her
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Cutely_Cool6 years ago
I'm next to my crush... SHIT HE SAW I PRESSED IT

ANIMOO8 years ago
My parents? Hahahahahahahhahahahahahah! No.

NightfalI8 years ago
*walkss up to my ex, then presses the button. *

Jonathan Santos Pereira11 years ago
I'm going to press it when I'm close to the person i like

Sændugan7 years ago
My thoughts exactly
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Internetz8 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I AM NOT GOING TO NOT WITH THE CREEPY DUDE ON BUS RIGHT NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOWW

666satan8 years ago
*drives to playboy mansion* *presses button* hell yeah

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago
With my 4-year old sister...

cow4cow8 years ago
wait are u tryin to say to me dat thats a bad thing
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squidkiller1229 years ago
Wait till in near a hot girl... And pressed!

J_Liester6 years ago
Emotionally

All_the_sweg9 years ago
It's my mom... no, nononononononononononononono...NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Tankdestroyer36108 years ago
I like your reaction. So many No's

THE_BUTTON_GOD6 years ago
My best friend is sitting next to me 😍😍😍

ADoesCooee7 years ago
My little brother? Haha, NOPE.

iffataisy7 years ago
im with my brother now yeee:-) it"s gonna be a great one

Katcicles7 years ago
Incest

JustLikeTheySay8 years ago
*walks next to bæ, presses button* YASSS

Louie8 years ago
No I'm next to my mom

nima19908 years ago
Ew. No family members

JonBanning8 years ago
my grandmother/father fuck that or does it mean the closet closest to you cause i would so do it then

Potato Lord9 years ago
Isn't that called incest having sex with your two brothers? Wow, fuck that.

Hatsune_Miku_Fan8 years ago
Anime And Potato!

Derek Taylor11 years ago
Ha ha my wife next to me right now

Ddoomsday Timothys11 years ago
my neighbours son or daughter there 8 and 9 I am not pressing that button

Davd8 years ago
Even if you did, this might happen in ten years or more. Hypotheticals with vague premises are fun like that.

Sarah Yates11 years ago
My boyfriend? k.

Andy Scrivener11 years ago
I'm sitting next to my crush anyways

Marysa LeoGrande11 years ago
Best masturbation ever.

TheAlphaKitten8 years ago
well loolmaster443 is right cause if your alone then you have to have romance with a neighbor or some random stranger -who knows what age they could be-
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Hadi Kalakeche11 years ago
I'm sitting right beside my crush right now. *ANGRILY RAPES RED BUTTON*

Serenity Lightwood Herondale-Malfoy11 years ago
my brother is reading these with me... needless to say i did NOT press the damned button

Losechester677 years ago
Hey how could you know about the mortal instruments 47 years ago? OMG are you Tessa?

Breezy Bree Chrystelle Hobson11 years ago
Not my mom lol

Brandon Stinson11 years ago
Go stand next to someone you like, then press.

VelocityRaptor288 years ago
damnit grandma

Maddiethebaddie6 years ago
Luckily I'm right next to my crush!! For real. I am.

justface7 years ago
my girlfriend "win"

ActualDemon9 years ago
my sister is next to me

Lancetheking8 years ago
make sure you're standing next to your crush when pressed

thisiscalled...you know9 years ago
My Grandma?

fallen-nightmare7 years ago
my brother? I think not.

therealsorviver7 years ago
Loop hole copy the web locashion and press it. Wen you a nere the love ov your life

sigr08579 years ago
i wont press it cause its my brother who is closest to me (even though hes hot)

iScabs8 years ago
My stepdad Haha no.

svArt9 years ago
Shit, why must I be HERE? >.<

dankmemes1017 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY BROTHER!!!!!!! (well, actually my dog is a little closer than him. what does that mean? O_o )

Frederic Raahauge11 years ago
My mom nahhh

Sissybella6 years ago
I don't think my aunt would appreciate that.

daniela soares8 years ago
its my mother lol

mostafa9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

senseless_2 years ago
hahahahaha asexuals be like-

BreadButtertoast7 years ago
My crush.
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