Will You Press The Button?

Krimson_Shadow_the_Changeling9 years ago

id take it. im asexual anyways.

HELPME4202 years ago

im aroace

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PsycicN1NJA9 years ago

Why the hell would I ever want to have sex when I can have infinite hours of skyrim on my belt?

Dat1Buttonpresser5 months ago

yes but Minecraft

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pleasesaynotospam10 years ago

immortality is a shiit bcause everyday is the same thing forever and i want orgasms to masturbete

chineese8 years ago

Infinitely new ways to have sex, Boom magic.

A137103190307 months ago

不是？哥们！

ApexSpice8 years ago

I'm fine with this who gives a shit a hate orgsms but it"s a good thing it didylny say organs

Brekilz9 years ago

I'm asexual anyways, so I'll take it

19mcctre8 years ago

this is horrible, immortality is the worst thing to have

WolfTamer8 years ago

I just don't wanna be immortal because you would have to watch everyone die and the end of the world come and no matter how hard you try you won't be able to doe so if some one atabs you through the heart you kinda have to live with the pain for a while an...[Show full comment]

scarecrow133910 years ago

Again. Wtf who would want to be immortal.

CheetahNutella11 years ago

then what's the point in living if you can't have orgasms

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

butters8 years ago

^ nope.

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Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

Commissar9 years ago

I like the way you think

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago

What's the point in being immortal then?

Szokusia8 years ago

Infinite anime

Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago

Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.

John M Hager12 years ago

Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.

Dayna Morris12 years ago

Don't like people touching me

Jeff Testa12 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

Jeff Testa12 years ago

Biological immortality is paramount.

OTTO_9 months ago

can't have orgasms = never c**, which means no chance of accident when s**

iPressButtons694 years ago

where upside

Whyguy9 years ago

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mrpotato07210 years ago

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Herobryan8 years ago

Boi

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John M Hager12 years ago

Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.

nanelgamer9 years ago

please.. im an angel besides if im immortal i can one day beat Sephiroth or not...

usoutlaw8 years ago

so spiritually i would not be immortal?

TeoGeo3410 years ago

i need a child

kaosome 10 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AmazingDragons7 years ago

Watching my loved ones die, knowing that I will outlive them? Ain’t anybody got time for that!

Snailzy6 years ago

Well you would

Min Yeon-ah9 years ago

My asexual ass don't give a fuck

Nathathan8 years ago

Just adopt a kid, you can have them instead of having a biological child

Charlotte.08089 years ago

*distant asexual laughter*

Verysmartpersom6 months ago

immortality is the downside

neonkbfalcon14 years ago

a small price to pay for being immortal

Rockhard3239 years ago

Only difference here is immortality

jbverhax10 years ago

nah it isn't worth it

buzzian9 years ago

FUCK FOREVER!

julesiebear10110 years ago

I don't like masturbating anyways.

ClareWhite9 years ago

Smashing

Soaku8 years ago

I don't see downside

Lear10 years ago

If you're imorrtal you'll be very old and people will just call you old and laugh at you and you can't go to heaven and meet god or Jesus

Yeetaleet3 years ago

I don't want to be immortal anyways.

T-dog9 years ago

Ima boy

Lenny10 years ago

asexuals!

Snailzy6 years ago

A small price to pay for salvation

Kiko Avin 10 years ago

@ninjatiger adoption has nothing to do with the inability to orgasm

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

you don't have orgamsms which means you don't finish, put your stuff in a sperm bank then when you find a girl you can please her as long as she wants and when your ready to have kids, re visit the sperm bank, also if you can't have orgasms you don't need a condem

I like thinking9 years ago

Just because you don't have orgasms doesn't mean you can't have kids... you can still cum it just won't feel good.

SirFluffyCheeks9 years ago

Weong. An orgasm for a man is to climax and a man only ejaculates when he climaxes. No orgasm = no nut busted.

Quizsonic8 years ago

Hmm Well can i still grunt in sexual pleasure They"re totally different i swear! :)

immortal_panda9 years ago

Lol my name has immortal. I am a female so doesn't really matter to me lol

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

Immortality is boring

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