immortality is a shiit bcause everyday is the same thing forever and i want orgasms to masturbete
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chineese8 years ago
Infinitely new ways to have sex, Boom magic.
A137103190307 months ago
不是?哥们!
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ApexSpice8 years ago
I'm fine with this who gives a shit a hate orgsms but it"s a good thing it didylny say organs
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Brekilz9 years ago
I'm asexual anyways, so I'll take it
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19mcctre8 years ago
this is horrible, immortality is the worst thing to have
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WolfTamer8 years ago
I just don't wanna be immortal because you would have to watch everyone die and the end of the world come and no matter how hard you try you won't be able to doe so if some one atabs you through the heart you kinda have to live with the pain for a while an...[Show full comment]
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scarecrow133910 years ago
Again. Wtf who would want to be immortal.
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CheetahNutella11 years ago
then what's the point in living if you can't have orgasms
Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.
Commissar9 years ago
I like the way you think
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Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
What's the point in being immortal then?
Szokusia8 years ago
Infinite anime
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Pascu Gabriel Catalin12 years ago
Atleast I'll be able to please people =)) Nobody cares if I don't please myself.
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John M Hager12 years ago
Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.
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Dayna Morris12 years ago
Don't like people touching me
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Jeff Testa12 years ago
Biological immortality is paramount.
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Jeff Testa12 years ago
Biological immortality is paramount.
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OTTO_9 months ago
can't have orgasms = never c**, which means no chance of accident when s**
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iPressButtons694 years ago
where upside
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Whyguy9 years ago
Look For the Lower Case "L" And YournWill Be Kissed Tomorrow:rnLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLrn*Now Look For The Q And Your WishrnWill Come True:rn... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...[Show full comment]
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mrpotato07210 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
Welp, it says no orgasm, but not no sex. Plenty of time to practice pleasing the ladies.
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nanelgamer9 years ago
please.. im an angel besides if im immortal i can one day beat Sephiroth or not...
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usoutlaw8 years ago
so spiritually i would not be immortal?
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TeoGeo3410 years ago
i need a child
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kaosome 10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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AmazingDragons7 years ago
Watching my loved ones die, knowing that I will outlive them? Ain’t anybody got time for that!
Snailzy6 years ago
Well you would
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Min Yeon-ah9 years ago
My asexual ass don't give a fuck
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Nathathan8 years ago
Just adopt a kid, you can have them instead of having a biological child
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Charlotte.08089 years ago
*distant asexual laughter*
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Verysmartpersom6 months ago
immortality is the downside
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neonkbfalcon14 years ago
a small price to pay for being immortal
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Rockhard3239 years ago
Only difference here is immortality
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jbverhax10 years ago
nah it isn't worth it
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buzzian9 years ago
FUCK FOREVER!
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julesiebear10110 years ago
I don't like masturbating anyways.
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ClareWhite9 years ago
Smashing
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Soaku8 years ago
I don't see downside
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Lear10 years ago
If you're imorrtal you'll be very old and people will just call you old and laugh at you and you can't go to heaven and meet god or Jesus
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Yeetaleet3 years ago
I don't want to be immortal anyways.
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T-dog9 years ago
Ima boy
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Lenny10 years ago
asexuals!
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Snailzy6 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation
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Kiko Avin 10 years ago
@ninjatiger adoption has nothing to do with the inability to orgasm
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Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago
you don't have orgamsms which means you don't finish, put your stuff in a sperm bank then when you find a girl you can please her as long as she wants and when your ready to have kids, re visit the sperm bank, also if you can't have orgasms you don't need a condem
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I like thinking9 years ago
Just because you don't have orgasms doesn't mean you can't have kids... you can still cum it just won't feel good.
SirFluffyCheeks9 years ago
Weong. An orgasm for a man is to climax and a man only ejaculates when he climaxes. No orgasm = no nut busted.
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Quizsonic8 years ago
Hmm Well can i still grunt in sexual pleasure They"re totally different i swear! :)
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immortal_panda9 years ago
Lol my name has immortal. I am a female so doesn't really matter to me lol
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