If you pressed that red button, you gain a quadrillion dollars offered by the president.
but
You are told by the president to buy only things cheaper than the cheapest candy.
I will not


Hitler-II10 months ago
China doesn't have a president

Chen44last month
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T._Lost_is_a_good_boilast year
The collective US wealth (as of 2024) is about $130 trillion. What fucking money is the President offering? Also, which button does “that red button” refer to? The button in the fucking Nuclear Football???

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago
When people say the president they always mean America, I"M NOT AMERICAN SUCKAS

WBGrock9 years ago
FIRST,(Not meaning to yell, capitolizing because Return key doesn't work on this site) People seem to think that the president has powers that he doesn't. The president couldn't give you a Quadrillion dollars, unless Congress signed off on it. Congress hol...[Show full comment]

TigerKingTundralast year
This comment needs more likes. You went on an entire tangent.
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Drew Geer12 years ago
never said id have to listen too him

Elonmuskisweird3 years ago
Well, if you spent it all it would reck the economy.
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WednesdayAddams8 years ago
Defying trump >:D

XxMinori8 years ago
I could get someone else to buy it for me

Bountyhunter32337 years ago
Meh I'll buy whatever I want...because idgaf...he was being sarcastic when he said it ;)

cheesethechicken9 years ago
The cheapest candy.... so like $9.99

Themidnightgamer8 years ago
The cheapest candy here is anywhere from 5 cents to 25.
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Barib9 years ago
So you choose no, when you really don't lose anything by saying yes???

Stephen Lee12 years ago
He's not my real mom!

My Name's Headshot9 years ago
That doesn't mean I HAVE to listen to him...

AlexanderWasserman7 years ago
There’s not that much money in the world so,...SCAM

superninja448897 years ago
Time to buy EA games, they might not be cheap but they"re cheap.

Aero Kijjaroenvisal12 years ago
Considering that he can't legally make this into the law without violating some sort of policy, it would just be an empty order and I would be rich.

pokewaffles8 years ago
lol no how about the second least expensive candy rebel mode activated

Darkandose 9 years ago
I hate presidents Lel

Darkandose 9 years ago
I mean, i'm spanish and my president is a douchebag piece of bullshit lel

Tex Simon12 years ago
The president can't tell me what to do, we live in different countries.

SpamtonG.Spamton2 years ago
what a good time to live in britain
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Rachel Dinsmore12 years ago
Since I'm Australian, he has no power over me. I can spend the money on whatever I want and he can't do shit.

Calebt6 years ago
Trump is your daddie, get over it
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Elif Erpolat12 years ago
Pfft! Like anyone's going to listen to him.

Selena Richards12 years ago
Screw you, Obama.

Insano8 years ago
Never said I had to obey the president...

Returded10 years ago
dont read this k thx

deepakchutiyah4 years ago
Invest in some really cheap crypto coin and then invest in bitcoin and other cryptos and USDT afterwards.

Phoenixianking9 years ago
Fuck that I'm buying a house

Robi51311 years ago
Only TOLD. I can spend it to anything :p

unknownred7 years ago
I live in Australia so I don't have to listen to any president,we have a prime Minister

happy869 years ago
SO U CAN SPEND NONE OF IT.....BECAUSE CANDY AT Market Basket IS FREE

Magical.Death.Spit10 years ago
What if i buy a gun

PrincessSierra6 years ago
This is a bs question

BIGL09 years ago
The cheapest Candy is free but I can say to the shop, here a present and then the seller says cool i have a present for you too!

iluvmustache9 years ago
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MaryViolet8 years ago
Donald Trump can't tell me what to do!!

IronKid9 years ago
This a paste from someone else. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans. I am getting sick of these types of "comments" being ...[Show full comment]

conkid9 years ago
Agreed the need to stop making these they are ruining will you press the button

Bryan Cooper12 years ago
Fuck the president, he no longer has power. He just destroyed his entire economy.

SuperSaiyanShaymin8 years ago
It didn't say I had to listen to him

Eric_Hartman9 years ago
What about free mints at restraunts?

TheSteveNinja10 years ago
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SuperPBS1237 years ago
Travel to another country :v

Ruby_Slippers10 years ago
Fuck da president

SpeedStriker4 years ago
who said i have to listen?

Table_Pepper9 years ago
Move to Canada, has no power there

oldnotweak11 years ago
I will take all the money he gave me and crush and surround him with it then light that fucker on fire and just watch it all burn

Drachentöter7 years ago
Why would I listen?

TheCreeper2159 years ago
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conkid9 years ago
Stop making these they are ruining will you press the button
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hibob6 years ago
What most aren't seeing is the fact that spending the quadrillion dollars would break the economy, it"s basically just printing money.

Pacopambisito9 years ago
Peña Nieto se puede ir a la chingada, ni de verga le haré caso

James Samson12 years ago
dont trust the president, there might be some dna microchip/nsa watch shit in it or something.

AlphieaTheWolf7 years ago
Wait until he/her loses their role as president so then you don't have to listen to them, yeah it would take a while but it would be worth it

GamePackAlpha9 years ago
i am english and dont need to listen to the presedent. also i am a teenager so i mostly ignore the prime minister as well.
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