If you pressed that red button, you gain a quadrillion dollars offered by the president.
but
You are told by the president to buy only things cheaper than the cheapest candy.
I will not

Hitler-II 2 years ago
China doesn't have a president

Chen44 2 years ago
sublimated

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago
The collective US wealth (as of 2024) is about $130 trillion. What fucking money is the President offering? Also, which button does “that red button” refer to? The button in the fucking Nuclear Football???

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago
When people say the president they always mean America, I"M NOT AMERICAN SUCKAS

WBGrock 11 years ago
FIRST,(Not meaning to yell, capitolizing because Return key doesn't work on this site) People seem to think that the president has powers that he doesn't. The president couldn't give you a Quadrillion dollars, unless Congress signed off on it. Congress hol... [Show full comment]

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago
This comment needs more likes. You went on an entire tangent.
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Drew Geer 13 years ago
never said id have to listen too him

Elonmuskisweird 5 years ago
Well, if you spent it all it would reck the economy.
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XxMinori 10 years ago
I could get someone else to buy it for me

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
Meh I'll buy whatever I want...because idgaf...he was being sarcastic when he said it ;)

cheesethechicken 11 years ago
The cheapest candy.... so like $9.99

Themidnightgamer 9 years ago
The cheapest candy here is anywhere from 5 cents to 25.
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WednesdayAddams 9 years ago
Defying trump >:D

Stephen Lee 13 years ago
He's not my real mom!

Barib 10 years ago
So you choose no, when you really don't lose anything by saying yes???

My Name's Headshot 11 years ago
That doesn't mean I HAVE to listen to him...

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago
Considering that he can't legally make this into the law without violating some sort of policy, it would just be an empty order and I would be rich.

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago
There’s not that much money in the world so,...SCAM

superninja44889 9 years ago
Time to buy EA games, they might not be cheap but they"re cheap.

pokewaffles 10 years ago
lol no how about the second least expensive candy rebel mode activated

Darkandose 11 years ago
I hate presidents Lel

Darkandose 11 years ago
I mean, i'm spanish and my president is a douchebag piece of bullshit lel

Tex Simon 13 years ago
The president can't tell me what to do, we live in different countries.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago
what a good time to live in britain
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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago
Since I'm Australian, he has no power over me. I can spend the money on whatever I want and he can't do shit.

Calebt 7 years ago
Trump is your daddie, get over it
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Elif Erpolat 13 years ago
Pfft! Like anyone's going to listen to him.

Selena Richards 13 years ago
Screw you, Obama.

Migdin1 10 years ago
TRUMP YOY CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!

Genocidal Suicide Cult 11 years ago
That's like offering a serial killer a loaded gun, and if he killed anyone you would give him a "stern talking too". And where did the president get a quadrillion, our national debt?

Joker1516 10 years ago
What is the cheapest Candy??????????? 🃏💲💲💲💲

Oshawott 12 years ago
become a president and raise all candy prize to 3 quadrillion dollars

Mintytheotaku 11 years ago
I live in Canada so who said I'd have to listen to him

xXFrozenHamsterXx 6 years ago
He Can't Tell Me What To Do!

Akzodo 10 years ago
Thanks Obama!

JohnPariah 12 years ago
buy pennies, convert back to dollars

FatassYoshi52 9 years ago
But the United Kingdom has no president. So if I press the button nothing happens.

silkyjack 9 years ago
Oh i didn't know dat

mikkusaurus 10 years ago
I can tell my nan to go shopping for me

iBoss 11 years ago
No one said you can't break the rules >:D

fabulouslyWiccan 9 years ago
I could just move to the UK and convert it to Pounds and not have to worry about what the president says because.....I'm not in his country

saucysaul 11 years ago
Barach Obama! I'm Canadian. He can't touch me!

Occult_Nightingale 11 years ago
You see, the president actually doesn't have enough power to do that. If it was, say, some sort of all-powerful deity who did so, then this would actually make more sense. Also, can't I just give the money to someone else so they can buy it, and then give it to me?

Calebt 7 years ago
Bru what"s "the cheapest candy"

XX2AJ3XX 11 years ago
Wait till his/her's term is over. Then he/she isn't the POTUS anymore.

Elana Clare Smith 13 years ago
WHO CARES -pulls out waffle gun- GOODBYE

FortyWithaU40 2 years ago
Then buy 1,000,000 candies and trade it.

CocoForCookie! 10 years ago
Go to another country that ISNT his/hers.

asshole 12 years ago
fuck da police

how does rayman logic work? 11 years ago
NEVER SAID I HAD TO LISTEN!!!

helloworld2 9 years ago
Go to a store where 🍬 costs more than everything 😉😉

jovanjerkov131 11 years ago
Well, I could just borrow the gun (from IDK. Peter Pan) and shot mr. president so our agreement will just gone.

TheGuestAnonymouss 9 years ago
well you still get candies XD

mindlesscorn 11 years ago
just disobey the president

Wishy 10 years ago
Pfff fuck you i won't to what you tell me

Pink Fluffy Unicorns dancing on rainbows 11 years ago
Fuck him, free money, he ain't my dad.

Zombieboyyy 10 years ago
I will take tht order for the president

Jessiesmartie 12 years ago
Real question is if its the cheapest candy in the US because of dollar value around the world #loophole
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