Will You Press The Button?

Hitler-II 2 years ago

China doesn't have a president

Chen44 2 years ago

sublimated

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 2 years ago

The collective US wealth (as of 2024) is about $130 trillion. What fucking money is the President offering? Also, which button does “that red button” refer to? The button in the fucking Nuclear Football???

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

When people say the president they always mean America, I"M NOT AMERICAN SUCKAS

WBGrock 11 years ago

FIRST,(Not meaning to yell, capitolizing because Return key doesn't work on this site) People seem to think that the president has powers that he doesn't. The president couldn't give you a Quadrillion dollars, unless Congress signed off on it. Congress hol... [Show full comment]

TigerKingTundra 3 years ago

This comment needs more likes. You went on an entire tangent.

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Drew Geer 13 years ago

never said id have to listen too him

Elonmuskisweird 5 years ago

Well, if you spent it all it would reck the economy.

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XxMinori 10 years ago

I could get someone else to buy it for me

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago

Meh I'll buy whatever I want...because idgaf...he was being sarcastic when he said it ;)

cheesethechicken 11 years ago

The cheapest candy.... so like $9.99

Themidnightgamer 9 years ago

The cheapest candy here is anywhere from 5 cents to 25.

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WednesdayAddams 9 years ago

Defying trump >:D

Stephen Lee 13 years ago

He's not my real mom!

Barib 10 years ago

So you choose no, when you really don't lose anything by saying yes???

My Name's Headshot 11 years ago

That doesn't mean I HAVE to listen to him...

Aero Kijjaroenvisal 13 years ago

Considering that he can't legally make this into the law without violating some sort of policy, it would just be an empty order and I would be rich.

AlexanderWasserman 8 years ago

There’s not that much money in the world so,...SCAM

superninja44889 9 years ago

Time to buy EA games, they might not be cheap but they"re cheap.

pokewaffles 10 years ago

lol no how about the second least expensive candy rebel mode activated

Darkandose 11 years ago

I hate presidents Lel

Darkandose 11 years ago

I mean, i'm spanish and my president is a douchebag piece of bullshit lel

Tex Simon 13 years ago

The president can't tell me what to do, we live in different countries.

SpamtonG.Spamton 4 years ago

what a good time to live in britain

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Rachel Dinsmore 13 years ago

Since I'm Australian, he has no power over me. I can spend the money on whatever I want and he can't do shit.

Calebt 7 years ago

Trump is your daddie, get over it

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Elif Erpolat 13 years ago

Pfft! Like anyone's going to listen to him.

Selena Richards 13 years ago

Screw you, Obama.

ronarprfct 11 years ago

He tells me and I say "screw you, it is my money now and you no longer have any say about how it is spent".

yolo4life 8 years ago

I don't care about the candy and all, but it has something to do with trump so no

bazsi 11 years ago

i will listen a music when he say that

Adelia Haniyoto 13 years ago

Getthefuckawaypresident

Space_Unicorn 9 years ago

So much chocolate!!!!!

freshninja69 11 years ago

I wouldnt listen to him.

potatron last year

he only tells us to so we can still buy anything we want

I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

You can't do anything to me when I'm in my new tank

Jocuba 11 years ago

I will do it anyway

DottySpot 9 years ago

My dad pressed this button before I even read it!!

DonateMoneyToMe 10 years ago

Hey brother I'll pay u 500 dollars if you buy me a Lamborghini

dman the fett 12 years ago

Gold plated platinum cancer curing candy.....its out their

Contrsss 8 years ago

The cheapest carny is 10 cents I"ve seen it in current time it"s bad to

ZamimiAJ 11 years ago

So? Just disobey him.

lizard_with_glases 6 years ago

I'll save the hanger in Africa

Tahtu 10 years ago

So i dont have to listen

CherryPie 12 years ago

Me: DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

silkyjack 9 years ago

Thats basically saying u can't buy anything because u can get candy for 1p

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

told. not like id listen. especially with a weak willed liberal in right now.

AJSAWESOME1 10 years ago

Donald trump is my president, I doubt he would say that. Even if he did, he wouldn't care if i didn't listen.

HulioTheChicken 11 years ago

the estimated cheapest candy is only a penny

Alex Ferrier 13 years ago

I wont listen Russia didn't listen to him and look how happy they are.

PeterPan14 9 years ago

Have fun with that Trump! :D

Corbyn25 11 years ago

You live forever but you don't have enything

Karis 10 years ago

Where does he get the quadrillion Dollars from? Whatever, I would invest in SpaceX or sth like that. That isn't buying.

Andrei 11 years ago

I would buy without him knowing

Ningremm 7 years ago

You are told, not ordered. He can't even pass a law to force you

Jkamari07 9 years ago

I would never listen to Trump he ain't worth the dirt in my shoe

kennymccormick2169 11 years ago

Who gives a fuck what the president says. Also I can just buy a check, and then rewrite the money

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