Pick any (existing) item on earth.
but
You have to french kiss your mom.
I will not


bc8 years ago
What"s the big deal? I already came out of her vagina, and drank from her boobs, might as well French kiss her too!

mushuangqing3 months ago
goodnight,mommy
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davidthewalker 9 years ago
I can already pick any existing item on earth. Jello. Proof right there.

Fairycentopia8 years ago
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Dis-random-dude5 years ago
My mom"s a fucking milf

imavirginnn4 years ago
mother, i love food

Pizzascripters9 years ago
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BXKZWL4 years ago
ur dark
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Sean Manns12 years ago
do you mean a real French kiss? *kiss each cheek on a persons face once* Or kiss someone with ze tong ?

Alexbi2323 years ago
So beez or 😛
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TinyDemonB9 years ago
Fine by me.

MechaHitler9 years ago
Where is that a down Side B-)

Jacob Hill12 years ago
hello loophole idiots I doesn't say when you have to French kiss her just says you have to French kiss her so you could just get the things done and not French kiss her until your dead but then its too late and you got all the items free and never had to do it

abcx8 years ago
But you have to do it. I bet, if you die without having done it, a magical force will lock you into a closed room with your mother and you"re only allowed to leave when you have french kissed her.
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Anya McGee Stoehr12 years ago
Pick what? I don't understand the upside.

Pizzascripters9 years ago
Me neither

420 blaz9 years ago
any item for what exactaly?

Peggy-fucking-Carter10 years ago
Ewwwww

icartwright9 years ago
It doesn't say when I have to french kiss my mom so I can just wait until she has died and been cremated and just pretend it was me accidentally spilling ashes on my face. Also im taking one of those 1 trillion dollar coins Oboma had minted.

Sam Hudson12 years ago
Bring it

BrutalDeathDecisions8 years ago
An entire whopping barrel of nope memes

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex8 years ago
Nope

XxPu55y5layerxX9 years ago
my mum is dead so :'C

Jey9 years ago
HELL NO! That's gross dude!

Suction-cup-man3 years ago
That one kid who already does it

masochisttrashheap9 years ago
...My mom is dead

Flan8 years ago
So i need to dig her out of tomb?

Mikkel Werner Larsen12 years ago
So you choose an item, you french kiss your mom and nothing more happens. You don't even get the damn item.

Jeebus9 years ago
no god no well unless someones that you liked was named mom but otherwise no incest for me

love is love9 years ago
I don't have a mom so...

YajairaV9 years ago
all 69% of you are nasty (hehe 69)

the_non-binary_pancakelast year
WÞF? NO!

Nod_Lucario9 years ago
NO! I WILL NOT BE OEDIPUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Blockman3508 years ago
Existing items are boring anyway

Tails.exe x Cream.exe9 years ago
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RickySrivastava8 years ago
😄
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Razor9 years ago
My mom is dead so do I have to kiss her ashes?

duckmalone9 years ago
yes, no exceptions

DaSom10 years ago
. . . did something happen in your childhood that you'd ask this question?

xboxfan9979 years ago
that is not bad

Shadowdragonofawesomeness8 years ago
What of you don't have a mom?

Fairycentopia8 years ago
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Thelosttraveler8 years ago
I do that everyday I come home from school, so both upsides :D

Raf9 years ago
Ok, so you pick the item...then what happens? Lose situation.

thepotatotabber9 years ago
I pick to French kiss your mom

CrescentCaribou3 years ago
it doesn't say you GET the item tho lol

Lenny9 years ago
Mom's ded brah

1337X-treme8 years ago
Wyd is this question?

Hubaka Gs12 years ago
i pick france

Pootis man4209 years ago
Pick sa 3D printer, you can pretty much make anything you want. I know I know, I'm a genius. 🤑😏

Zacattac9 years ago
i only get to pick item i don't get the item? this is stupid

Fairycentopia8 years ago
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OneWingedDevil9 years ago
I'll just get a cloning machine and then have one of the clones french kiss my mom PROBLEM SOLVED

Samurai_bat9 years ago
They don't exist yet

sugyo6 days ago
fucking translator.

littlelaphi9 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Trashviis8 years ago
Why the hell do I need to pick an item

PedoChick1239 years ago
bonjour... *kisses in french on cheek* mwuuah! :P

GalacticEclipse8 years ago
is that hitler ross?

fallensoldier1019 years ago
f**k that

sdoniczx10 years ago
Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope just Nope!!!

SuperSky1739 years ago
I'm naming this event Monday

Ryan Holmes12 years ago
what do i do once i have the item picked....this one is stupid as fuck
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