Pick any (existing) item on earth.
but
You have to french kiss your mom.
I will not

bc 10 years ago
What"s the big deal? I already came out of her vagina, and drank from her boobs, might as well French kiss her too!

mushuangqing 2 years ago
goodnight,mommy
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davidthewalker 10 years ago
I can already pick any existing item on earth. Jello. Proof right there.

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]
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Sean Manns 13 years ago
do you mean a real French kiss? *kiss each cheek on a persons face once* Or kiss someone with ze tong ?

Alexbi232 4 years ago
So beez or 😛
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Dis-random-dude 6 years ago
My mom"s a fucking milf

Caldruki 6 months ago
I am cracking ur dog btw
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Pizzascripters 11 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will... [Show full comment]

BXKZWL 6 years ago
ur dark
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TinyDemonB 11 years ago
Fine by me.

MechaHitler 11 years ago
Where is that a down Side B-)

Jacob Hill 13 years ago
hello loophole idiots I doesn't say when you have to French kiss her just says you have to French kiss her so you could just get the things done and not French kiss her until your dead but then its too late and you got all the items free and never had to do it

abcx 9 years ago
But you have to do it. I bet, if you die without having done it, a magical force will lock you into a closed room with your mother and you"re only allowed to leave when you have french kissed her.
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Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
Pick what? I don't understand the upside.

Pizzascripters 11 years ago
Me neither

AVeryFancyRubberDuck 10 years ago
I accidentally pressed it even thought I meant to click I will not Let's not count that

Fairycentopia 10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr... [Show full comment]

Airbus A380 11 years ago
www.fuckfrance2.com

Fuzzy unicorn puppies 11 years ago
what if i pick not french kissing my mom

metaknight 10 years ago
no downside

Lippy 9 years ago
Where"s the downside??

DeagleTC 9 years ago
It’s fuckin weird.

Zanik 11 years ago
@sean manns a french kiss is with ze tong

dedirake 4 years ago
OMG! NOT MY OWN MOOM!!!!!

Fireball53106 11 years ago
Nope I'm Irish but a Girl

blowfish0208 12 years ago
Dude my mom no dude noo.

TippyScissors04 10 years ago
My mom is hot so

whatamidoingheredf 11 years ago
Idk my mom so just kiss jinifer lopez

franzeco333 9 years ago
That is not how it works

dudebro101 11 years ago
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

hina7 last year
pick any item and then what? then i will have it? it doesn't say

Lenny 11 years ago
ima buy the best computer that ever exist right now

DarkOverlord2 9 years ago
My mom died.

franzeco333 9 years ago
You'll have to french kiss her somehow

Zacattac 11 years ago
there is no upside to this because you only get to pick something doesn't mean you get it.

Propoop 5 years ago
Sweet home allabama

kawaiidashiee 11 years ago
gross

dogradio18 9 years ago
well in the french kiss I know you kiss the person once on each cheak

Bryson Sullivan-Farrell 13 years ago
i see no downside.

Phantomistic 11 years ago
I envy those with mums that look 20 XD

dandafan 11 years ago
eww!

VertexVelox 4 years ago
waddafuq

chRAWRizard 11 years ago
Mouth wash

BiPolyAlan 9 years ago
I see no downside.

0210977 11 years ago
That' s just wrong

420 blaz 11 years ago
any item for what exactaly?

Peggy-fucking-Carter 12 years ago
Ewwwww

icartwright 11 years ago
It doesn't say when I have to french kiss my mom so I can just wait until she has died and been cremated and just pretend it was me accidentally spilling ashes on my face. Also im taking one of those 1 trillion dollar coins Oboma had minted.

Sam Hudson 13 years ago
Bring it

BrutalDeathDecisions 10 years ago
An entire whopping barrel of nope memes

FlamerGamerYT-Vortex 9 years ago
Nope

XxPu55y5layerxX 11 years ago
my mum is dead so :'C

Jey 11 years ago
HELL NO! That's gross dude!

Suction-cup-man 5 years ago
That one kid who already does it

masochisttrashheap 11 years ago
...My mom is dead

Flan 9 years ago
So i need to dig her out of tomb?

Mikkel Werner Larsen 13 years ago
So you choose an item, you french kiss your mom and nothing more happens. You don't even get the damn item.

Jeebus 11 years ago
no god no well unless someones that you liked was named mom but otherwise no incest for me

love is love 10 years ago
I don't have a mom so...

YajairaV 11 years ago
all 69% of you are nasty (hehe 69)
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