You become god
but
Your mortal body dies
I will not


235x0last year
no downside

8bitarab4 years ago
never liked my MORTAL self anyway, god would be kinda cool

ImNotAFish7 years ago
I could not handle being God

Vega Nation12 years ago
Finally, now Pokemon can be real. And if I'm god, I can revive my mortal body.

Louvrelast month
i love pokemon!!!!
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BananaLady7 years ago
"god", sure hope that will work. (wtf)

rycb123457 years ago
Me as god: *makes someone’s life suck* “ha that’s for eating my Chinese food that clearly had my name in it”

Jonny6397 years ago
If I’m god I can just make a new body that’s even better

Piotr Grochowski8 years ago
If I'm god I can do everything, including bringing mortal body back to life.

Hetalia_Kingo8 years ago
There"s no downside to this

Panifex8 years ago
Error 404: downside not found

krazykittkatsrule50008 years ago
pokemon will live a gain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plasmaace8 years ago
I can make my self then nothing bad and POKEMON

ratboy1819 years ago
If I was an omnipotent being what would I need a physical body for?

EPICTYGUY1239 years ago
Guys, who cares what someone else beliefs? It is impossible for everyone to be right. Your belief isnt right by default and no finding pieces of a fucking cross doesnt prove anything.

Kris Binkley12 years ago
If you stopped to think for two seconds, you would have realized that "god" can do anything, so if you want your mortal body back? I think you can do the math.

MrEffect7 years ago
I see this is from long ago but eh my personal thought. Are we going for the christian, jewish, muslim all powerful god? Or gods like zeus, odin, ra ext? Because the "all powerful" god could do just about everything but zeus could charge my phone?

Dregonna9 years ago
Downside?

AdrianJAEGER11 years ago
I say that if I was a God then I would interact with my people with conversations that I already had predetermined, and help them out in their problems and conflicts between countries, but when you think about it, that life is a little too perfect, and the...[Show full comment]

dudebro1019 years ago
Im reborn as the all father

Tuktu8 years ago
Yea no more pain

The Talking Cokkie10 years ago
I can just make an even havter mortal body

Kendra Rand12 years ago
no downside

direct_disconnect3 years ago
make a new one i didnt like this one anyways

cash54669 years ago
there is no god! only THE gods. greek mythology, bitches!

Professor_Arthas10 years ago
ascension for the win

deepbananas9 years ago
Downside?

icartwright10 years ago
so I can do whatever I want and I don't have to deal with people anymore. Its a win-win

BLAZEWOLF2028 years ago
Soooo.... Your Jesus?

Thaesit10 years ago
If im god i can just make myself another mortal body buch better than this flimsy human one

RKO9 years ago
I'm an Atheist.

S8n7 years ago
Not anymore
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ZAC12E4 years ago
If I die and become a god then I can come to earth as a god and still live my life but have powers.

Perana9 years ago
I WILL FINALLY HAVE A PET PIKACHU, YES!!!!!

alphacentarinia11 years ago
I don't wanna listen to everyone's crap!

Frieza Jr9 years ago
Meh, I become God. WORTH IT!

ascinfinity7 years ago
you are a god create a new body

arctictiger10 years ago
Anybody else notice future diaries here?

dolphinlover6099 years ago
i'm fat and ugly anyways :'(

emilylongbottom8 years ago
WORSHIP ME

okayd10 years ago
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sabatadarkness9 years ago
I fail to see the downside.

Blake Rushing12 years ago
if I'm god i can make a new body or be in any anime i want hahahahahah

MoonwalkerAndProud8 years ago
I can bring Michael Jackson

JIMartin0010 years ago
Yeah exactly if your God you can make a new way better body

Intelligent_Goddess9 years ago
How do you know I'm not a goddess already?

DJ Duck9 years ago
Ur name

Chet Deleo12 years ago
There is only one God. So I decline.

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago
all downsides on this site are permanent.

My Random Corner9 years ago
If I was god all people that do Evil things would be totally fucked. and I would return A loved one to anyone that Preyed to me But it would only be one person...

lightningdash_179 years ago
Totally worth it.

Yeetboyos5 years ago
Isn't that how it works anyway? If you become God, you"re immortal.

The Shoe10 years ago
I can "live" with that.

oldnotweak11 years ago
ive wanted to go home anyways
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