Me as god: *makes someone’s life suck* “ha that’s for eating my Chinese food that clearly had my name in it”
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Jonny6399 years ago
If I’m god I can just make a new body that’s even better
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Piotr Grochowski9 years ago
If I'm god I can do everything, including bringing mortal body back to life.
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Hetalia_Kingo9 years ago
There"s no downside to this
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Panifex9 years ago
Error 404: downside not found
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krazykittkatsrule500010 years ago
pokemon will live a gain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Plasmaace10 years ago
I can make my self then nothing bad and POKEMON
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ratboy18110 years ago
If I was an omnipotent being what would I need a physical body for?
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EPICTYGUY12310 years ago
Guys, who cares what someone else beliefs? It is impossible for everyone to be right. Your belief isnt right by default and no finding pieces of a fucking cross doesnt prove anything.
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Kris Binkley13 years ago
If you stopped to think for two seconds, you would have realized that "god" can do anything, so if you want your mortal body back? I think you can do the math.
MrEffect8 years ago
I see this is from long ago but eh my personal thought. Are we going for the christian, jewish, muslim all powerful god? Or gods like zeus, odin, ra ext? Because the "all powerful" god could do just about everything but zeus could charge my phone?
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Thomas_Tinkerton9 years ago
Welp, that explains the platypus.
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jsieve11 years ago
if you're God you could make a mortal body
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SexyPandaSoldier10 years ago
nice I could meddle with everything haha .. A day later: it appears a virus attacks people based on stupidity and personality, 70000 politicians have already died, scientists fear that at this rate politicians will go extinct by the end of september ..
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Nathan Icarus Hurley13 years ago
ummm...if im god my body is no longer mortal....
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DeathStarDestroyer11 years ago
Revive it with your new unlimited powers! :D
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ttddoogg10 years ago
if you really think about it god didnt create earth, that large rock in space did(it gains gravity and pulls other rocks in). and everything that happpens in the real world, has a scientific explaination
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I_Am_Kailyn7 years ago
Okay?
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Pathel Scoren11 years ago
i will have my godlike body....i see no downfall in this...
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Nerdyboi10 years ago
I"d just rain fire down on atheists. "Do you believe in me now!?"
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oldnotweak12 years ago
so I would basically just be going home.
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Tuktu9 years ago
Yea no more pain
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The Talking Cokkie11 years ago
I can just make an even havter mortal body
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Dregonna10 years ago
Downside?
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AdrianJAEGER12 years ago
I say that if I was a God then I would interact with my people with conversations that I already had predetermined, and help them out in their problems and conflicts between countries, but when you think about it, that life is a little too perfect, and the...[Show full comment]
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dudebro10111 years ago
Im reborn as the all father
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deepbananas10 years ago
Downside?
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Kendra Rand13 years ago
no downside
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direct_disconnect4 years ago
make a new one
i didnt like this one anyways
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cash546611 years ago
there is no god! only THE gods. greek mythology, bitches!
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Professor_Arthas11 years ago
ascension for the win
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ZAC12E5 years ago
If I die and become a god then I can come to earth as a god and still live my life but have powers.
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icartwright11 years ago
so I can do whatever I want and I don't have to deal with people anymore. Its a win-win
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BLAZEWOLF2029 years ago
Soooo.... Your Jesus?
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Thaesit11 years ago
If im god i can just make myself another mortal body buch better than this flimsy human one
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