You get laid by anyone you ask
but
You get denied by every job you apply to
I will not

Maharid 5 months ago
I don't want to ever work again so no cons.

WhyAreAllTheNamesTaken 2 years ago
my plan: step 1: ask to get laid step 2: make them have to pay you a lot for it step 3: loophole!

namgyus_discord_kitten 7 months ago
That's just prostitution

Setekh 10 years ago
Fuck some old white republican homophoboc preacher. Collect millions a year in hush money

dat1motherfucker69420 4 years ago
This might be the best idea here

Kastenschwarzbrot 11 years ago
if i dont apply and get an offer LOOPHOLE

felixs-trashbin 5 years ago
HELL YEAH

RoloChambers 11 years ago
I'll be a hooker

VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago
and considering they cant say no you charge them for a massive price like idk 1000$

Memeber 10 years ago
As said, be the best prostitute. They cant say no, and have to foot the bill.

Nevin JaffaCakes Mullen 13 years ago
Just do someone with a lot of money. You'll be a gold digger, but whatever.

Hyltran 3 years ago
It doesn’t say that they will give you money it just says they want to do you.
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Pandajuice17 9 years ago
This one"s a no-brainer. I can't believe 44 people would rather be able to have sex with anyone than be able to live on their own, have a successful life, and get a lover who they actually met and married.

ThatOneKidInTheBackOfClass 9 years ago
44% of people

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
I go through the downside all the time as is so I'm pressing this.

dark_wolf1994 10 years ago
Becomes a prostitute===world explodes

ThePaulDude 4 years ago
If everyone does that then there won't be any clients for anyone will there?
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Brandon Kolean 13 years ago
>Make your own company >Company becomes succesful >You get laid all the time >Rich powerful and banging bitches everyday >success

dat1motherfucker69420 4 years ago
Basically my thought process
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DomZ127 9 years ago
Create my own company.

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken 10 years ago
Get paid to get laid....

melamond 10 years ago
Bang me yall

Eric_Hartman 10 years ago
Become a male Booker. That's not weird at all.

Bladeeagle 10 years ago
Prostitution is a job

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
become a prostitute. nobody you advertise to can say no.

tdhm2004 10 years ago
You get laid by anyone you ask>you are a pornstar>JOB!

>>Fire5tar<< 10 years ago
No upside

Marshall Marshall 13 years ago
Not much change here.

andrejsllocs123 11 years ago
It doesnt mean that eweryone who i will ask wood denie !

hallomelvin 11 years ago
have sex for money

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
F*ck no

TheChosenUndead 11 years ago
we work to be successful and have a good condition so we can find a partner to have sex and reproduce, everything we do revolves to the point that we will make sex, thats what life is about, so lets just skip to that part!

mntp1907 Premium 2 years ago
Just ask some money from millionaires you slept with and make it a freelance job

PowerPikachu 11 years ago
I ask the other person to do jobs for money!

CreeperCraft137 11 years ago
I need linus media group

Sho99 7 years ago
Wait what if my job is to get laid

SuperBlockboy10 12 years ago
Prostitution is the answer to everything

SnowflameStorm 9 years ago
I'm asexual.... Upside?

Scott Paripsky 13 years ago
Doesn't matter. Had sex.

MysticShadow7102 10 years ago
Just make videos for pornhub xD

wouldn't you like to know 11 years ago
id rather be rich than a man whore

Matas 11 years ago
Not a problem I'll just become a youtuber

WHZGUD21 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

TrollerTroller 9 years ago
Std man.! awayyyyyyyyyyy

BagelRat 3 years ago
find somebody who is loaded

HeyItsJessy 11 years ago
that would be really bad

Angel_funbun 10 years ago
As my parents always say: be self employed

mati1280 11 years ago
Fools! Being a YouTuber!

I'mNotSceneGetYourFactsStraightM8 10 years ago
...No?

Odango_ 11 years ago
I could just start my own company.

TechnoTato 8 years ago
Don't apply to a job, instead have someone else apply for you

Adam Dennehey 13 years ago
wait to be scouted by the porn industry. you didnt apply therefor will be accepted

SomethingAmazing 9 years ago
No that is just wow no OK no

Dahotd0gman 11 years ago
Be a hooker

HNWT 10 years ago
What if you become a prostitute?

Dia_KK 11 years ago
Be a prostitute

Xiaoshuai last year
反正我不会

Nebulously cool 11 years ago
My mate could get a job
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