You become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
but
You dont have the pizza benifits
I will not


BliTzVerse9 years ago
Why would I want to be a ugly green turd?

isick7 months ago
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
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Maharid9 months ago
No pizza no party.

CyberFreak9 years ago
There is no TMNT without pizza

TheQueenOfCringe8 years ago
Truer words have never been... typed.
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warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

WholesomeChungus711 months ago
i hope you've grown and changed as a person
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OguzhanYigit8 years ago
Upside??

Kamden2 years ago
you can order pizza

Andromeda8 years ago
I want to stay fucking human

the-idiotic-demiboyflux2 years ago
dont swear you idiots
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Steve-Gaming9 years ago
pizza is life!

TomKab9 years ago
Then I'm not the TMNTs

TomKab9 years ago
Loophole

Bestotted_Puppy9 years ago
Pizza is everything!!!

Dariii8 years ago
No me gustan las tortugas ninja

privateinferno9 years ago
by pizza benefits do you meen a shop that is willing to deliver to the sewers?

dankmemes1018 years ago
MEENAGE NUTANT NEETLE TEETLES

Kaktus II9 years ago
Mineturtles!!

leeyitwei9 years ago
i like turtle

SienaIrene8 years ago
me 2

Gideon Delta 9 years ago
Why? Totally pointless

BoiZeBery7 years ago
I said no not because of pizza (in lactose and tollerant)but because I don't want to be a derpy turtle

Michael Varrecchia12 years ago
Without pizza, it's not worth it

ultraroar1019 years ago
upside??????

dankmemes1018 years ago
*benefit

SandEcho9 years ago
Basically either be mutant Batman without the gruelling pain, or not.

Paige_lol_9 years ago
Why would you wanna be a turtle tho also PIZZZZZAAAAAAAA

Starsailor832 years ago
Idk what the pizza benefits even are so no

Bobbeldibob9 years ago
only reason why i would turn into a ninja turtle was BECAUSE OF THE PIZZA BENEFIT D:

skyrimBOSS_129 years ago
noooooo

Gregottorry7 years ago
Upside?

Cutie_wolf_10 years ago
Then what is the point

Froggiekoto7 years ago
I already am a ninja. YELLOW BELT IN THE HOUSE! (Actually I am an orange belt)

William LaPage12 years ago
*You can't eat pizza. Jesus, who is typing these?

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
ERROR 404: UPSIDE NOT FOUND

CreeperDog859 years ago
If you're a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle you have to have the pizza benefits

[email protected]9 years ago
i want all of my 5 fingers, not 3. plus i love pizza, of course i could have tacos but still i want my fingers. and if you work hard you could have dem skills.

warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago
Then being a turtle would be pointless.....

SeymenYurttas4 years ago
I dont even eat pizza so im just a ninja türleri but i said NOOOOOOOOO

MormonForYou9 years ago
whats the point dammit!

steelerbeast3609 years ago
NO PIZAA NO LIFE

ShortFlint9 years ago
I love Pizza

Roranosuke11 years ago
Upside?

Bon_Bon6669 years ago
I never really like pizza anyway

Stev189 years ago
I don't even LIKE TMNT!

kikipotato7 years ago
PIZZA IS THE BEST PART!

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Bestotted_Puppy9 years ago
SHUT UP YOU BIG GREEN TURD

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Pyrox9 years ago
I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

Colemcsmith8 years ago
I need my god damn pizza (+_+)

deathbyfingerzzz9 years ago
Pizza who give a fuck.

Angelc2k149 years ago
I'll go look for my own food hahaha

Tonyman$439 years ago
It says without the benefits that means I can still eat it

Migdin17 years ago
They have 3 gigantic fingers, how am i going to do anything on my computer!
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