You become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
but
You dont have the pizza benifits
I will not


BliTzVerse9 years ago
Why would I want to be a ugly green turd?

isick8 months ago
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
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Maharid10 months ago
No pizza no party.

CyberFreak9 years ago
There is no TMNT without pizza

TheQueenOfCringe8 years ago
Truer words have never been... typed.
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warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

WholesomeChungus7last year
i hope you've grown and changed as a person
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OguzhanYigit8 years ago
Upside??

Kamden2 years ago
you can order pizza

Andromeda9 years ago
I want to stay fucking human

the-idiotic-demiboyflux2 years ago
dont swear you idiots
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Steve-Gaming9 years ago
pizza is life!

TomKab9 years ago
Then I'm not the TMNTs

TomKab9 years ago
Loophole

Bestotted_Puppy9 years ago
Pizza is everything!!!

Dariii8 years ago
No me gustan las tortugas ninja

privateinferno9 years ago
by pizza benefits do you meen a shop that is willing to deliver to the sewers?

dankmemes1018 years ago
MEENAGE NUTANT NEETLE TEETLES

Kaktus II9 years ago
Mineturtles!!

leeyitwei9 years ago
i like turtle

SienaIrene8 years ago
me 2

Megan Mackley12 years ago
I wouldn't give up pizza~

Zacin8or8 years ago
... Made you click

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
*steals them from shop owners with abilities* *deploys blades and uses powers when confronted*

hotdoges9 years ago
So I have to pay for my own or

hiimwaldo9 years ago
Ive honestly never seen TMNT before.

NOOBYTHEYT4 years ago
its being a pro why? BECAUSE HUMANS SUCK THEY ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE🤬

digimontv36010 years ago
wth

blueshooja8 years ago
whats the point then lol

ButtonPusher1647 years ago
What’s the upside

MermaidBeliever14311 years ago
What is the FRICKIN' POINT WITHOUT THE PIZZA? YOU'RE JUST A DAMN 6FT SOMETHING TURTLE!

Phoenix79 years ago
you would know how much i hate turtles if you play star conflict

Akvela9 years ago
I....

Loading.....9 years ago
Why not pizza the fucking stupid

warioandwaluigi9 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

ShadowMarco8 years ago
why would i be a powerless damn turtle?

iniminimoo9 years ago
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

OmegaGroudon 9 years ago
I don't even like the TMNTs anyways plus, pizza to me is just like... Idk... I don't like or hate it

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
except im a samurai with heavy weapons. i could always rob it.....

OskaraksO6 years ago
What is the pizza benefit?

oldnotweak10 years ago
giant freak turtle... but without the only thing they have going for them. other than family of course

TropicalPancakes9 years ago
Fuck to the no

MiokiShirra7 years ago
What"s the point if there isn't pizza? Then you just save irritating people as a turtle.

Souñd Wâve12 years ago
bitch, please. I'm more of a Philly Cheese Steak kind of person. X)

Lenny-playz8 years ago
I must have my pizza

U_Wot_M8?9 years ago
I don't want to be a ninja turtle

TindraTheSwedishWolf9 years ago
I can eat chinese food np xD

MoLaDaT9 years ago
Upside? Seriously, who would want to be a mutant turtle, and on top of that, NO PIZZA!

OogaBooga523 years ago
No! Without pizza I would just be a mutated turtle

Kamden2 years ago
just order pizza

FoxyDoesGaming10 years ago
I don't wanna be a frkn mutated turtle

stride13138 years ago
I guess it depends: are we talking the classic cartoon ones or the Michael Bay ones?

Gregottorry7 years ago
Those 23069 people are idiots

Genkiduro10 years ago
I don't know what a "benifits" is ... but I think it means "benefits" ... They don't get an advantage, eating pizza. So no downside!

RandomDude4209 years ago
Why would I want to be anything other than a dragon?

JackSpartan9 years ago
I would rather become a duck

Steve-Gaming9 years ago
pizza is life!

JjButtonBoi7 years ago
NUUUUUUUUU
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