You become a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
but
You dont have the pizza benifits
I will not

BliTzVerse 11 years ago
Why would I want to be a ugly green turd?

isick 2 years ago
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
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Maharid 2 years ago
No pizza no party.

JZT530 last month
Why can I see you everywhere on this site, man?:-|

CyberFreak 11 years ago
There is no TMNT without pizza

TheQueenOfCringe 9 years ago
Truer words have never been... typed.
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warioandwaluigi 11 years ago
Teenage mutant ninja turtles are annoying

WholesomeChungus7 2 years ago
i hope you've grown and changed as a person
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OguzhanYigit 10 years ago
Upside??

Kamden 4 years ago
you can order pizza

Andromeda 10 years ago
I want to stay fucking human

the-idiotic-demiboyflux 4 years ago
dont swear you idiots
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Steve-Gaming 11 years ago
pizza is life!

TomKab 10 years ago
Then I'm not the TMNTs

TomKab 10 years ago
Loophole

Bestotted_Puppy 10 years ago
Pizza is everything!!!

dankmemes101 9 years ago
MEENAGE NUTANT NEETLE TEETLES

Dariii 10 years ago
No me gustan las tortugas ninja

Kaktus II 10 years ago
Mineturtles!!

privateinferno 10 years ago
by pizza benefits do you meen a shop that is willing to deliver to the sewers?

leeyitwei 11 years ago
i like turtle

SienaIrene 10 years ago
me 2

SeymenYurttas 6 years ago
I dont even eat pizza so im just a ninja türleri but i said NOOOOOOOOO

MormonForYou 11 years ago
whats the point dammit!

steelerbeast360 10 years ago
NO PIZAA NO LIFE

ShortFlint 11 years ago
I love Pizza

Bon_Bon666 10 years ago
I never really like pizza anyway

Stev18 11 years ago
I don't even LIKE TMNT!

kikipotato 8 years ago
PIZZA IS THE BEST PART!

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Bestotted_Puppy 10 years ago
SHUT UP YOU BIG GREEN TURD

Colemcsmith 10 years ago
I need my god damn pizza (+_+)

deathbyfingerzzz 11 years ago
Pizza who give a fuck.

Pyrox 11 years ago
I DONT GIVE A FUCK.

Tonyman$43 11 years ago
It says without the benefits that means I can still eat it

Migdin1 8 years ago
They have 3 gigantic fingers, how am i going to do anything on my computer!

rixus 11 years ago
doesent care about pizza benefits if u can eat it anyway

Angelc2k14 10 years ago
I'll go look for my own food hahaha

Bhbh12345 9 years ago
I see this as I eat pizza

Alec Brimer 13 years ago
I wasn't aware that they had pizza benifits (they didn't) no down side easy answer

afanboyofmanythings 10 years ago
I am a semi fan of tmnt I am a super fan of pizza

:vvvvvvv 11 years ago
Para k kieres saber eso jaja saludos

WritingPunk 11 years ago
Only if it isn't the sh*t remake with Megan Fox

Homiewaffle 9 years ago
I would rather just be a turtle :3

helloiamhuman 5 years ago
but.. THE PIZZA

USB_Gamer 11 years ago
Fuck Ninja Turtle

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
I may love the show but just no,Would rather be a wolf or a dragon

Jibac 10 years ago
Then think what i can do.. I CAN SKIP PANTS!

CHEESEKING 11 years ago
WHAT IS LIFE WITH NO PEZZA

Sunshine5677 11 years ago
You can still eat pizza, it's just not free :p

PotatoMcPotatoface 8 years ago
I'm lactose intolerant, so there is no downside!

asdguy00 12 years ago
Without the pizza, its not worth it

Verdega 9 years ago
Aren't these supposed to have an upside?

stev0withazer0 10 years ago
So, I become an ugly, green, shelled monster with rock hard abs, but no chance of getting layed, I live in the disgusting sewers of New York City, and I don't even get to have pizza? Where is the upside?

Sunshine5677 11 years ago
Just buy your own pizza rn. :p

tunacopter 23 days ago
that pizza is a huge part of the gig

Bearacade 11 years ago
i dont want to be a turtle

lovey826 11 years ago
i dont like TMNT anyways, screw this

Pushdabutton 8 years ago
I don’t want to be a mutant that lives in a cramped sewer
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