Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!!!!

gameturbo1319 years ago

Write them down! QUICK! Does the Illuminati exist? how will the world end? What is the winning lottery ticket? How do you square a circle? WILL THERE BE A PORTAL 3? Ok... Its 2 hours... I typed it all down...... Where did I save it again?

a_sociopath4 years ago

i want a portal 3 so fucking much

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allagenda8 years ago

*uses the knowledge to figure out a way to store everything I learned somewhere I'll always be able to access it and can never be destroyed or stolen*

SAMINProductions7 months ago

You'd forget about that method

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Samuel Jones12 years ago

Write them down..

BatshitCrazy3 years ago

simple, learn how to clone yourself with all your existing knowledge

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mein-fuhrer7 years ago

make a video

Cringe8 years ago

Write them down...

Now_or_NEVER7 years ago

I would tell as many people as possible and then when I forget they could tell me

EmmaIsamazing7 years ago

There’s no downside

lubwastaken7 years ago

Write all down jeez logic

ThijsTheMajesticFlamingo7 years ago

tell other people them and they will tell you after

DottySpot8 years ago

As soon I'm in my house, the outside world doesn't exist!!!

misthunter9 years ago

You'll know the secret to remebering them. Simple.

popeyeskid9 years ago

I could write them down and 2 hours is plenty of time

CreeperMcLeod9 years ago

There would be too much to copy/write down.

PaintRick8 years ago

Maybe it's just one word: 42

Gabor7 years ago

I make a think paradox in my mind and i can learn everything without forget it. ☺

Ammar Wajid12 years ago

I shall use my infinite knowledge to think of a wag to remember

Tc casanova8 years ago

think of ways to learn how to spell lol im sorry

Aidan Bryan12 years ago

*mysteries

Lonely Pizza 6 years ago

Thank you.

Ben Barth12 years ago

I'm fairly certain that the sudden influx if knowledge of this magnitude would fry my brain

Malori Deichman12 years ago

Better than nothing

Bryant Ulsh12 years ago

Sooooo..... weed?

underfellsans959 years ago

So I can build a machine that will tell me what I know because I'm smart after I "forget" them, right? Okie dokie then...

JandK6 years ago

Write the important stuff down

jaredlee20039 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

AllyMorgan8 years ago

misteries

Odin_Borsson7 years ago

Record the secrets

Shrimpis9 years ago

I think you would not even remember it for 1 sec, cus when yo get all of that knowledge your head would explode

Cosmic_Universe8 years ago

There is something called pencil and paper

Andrew-avyx9 years ago

Create some way to document the stuff that's important or that you want to keep

xXTROLLERXx9 years ago

i as if i dont forget stuff that quickly

schnitzelbauer4 years ago

28% have so less iq that they dont know they can right something down

Saiyanwolf9 years ago

put it in a computer

smsff710 years ago

Write down all the good stuff

GageFoley4 years ago

Just record yourself say them/write them down

Veirune9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

joaquin558 years ago

this is so me

batchbat10 years ago

"misteries"

osh bosh9 years ago

Id forget anyway

LevanRo9 years ago

I write them and its all over

Brittany-Void8 years ago

Chances are you wouldn't really want to remember most of them

Aileen Sae12 years ago

make a video on your phone and send a copy to a trusted person. duh

Plutogreen1237 years ago

I will write them down tell them to people uh yes

Shaymun9 years ago

Write them down but forgot how to read lol

reece6669999 years ago

write it all down or record myself saying it

Yukitai4 years ago

If it lies in your memories, there"s a way to resurface them. Just learn it all with a certain person during a certain time staring at a certain thing, and type it down (you type faster than you write, and you can transfer that info to other computers and ...[Show full comment]