Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0903 months ago

THIS IS STUPID

488542 years ago

I already want to end mankind

otaku girl :/9 years ago

I feel like being immortal makes you insane. You watch as your family, friends, and entire human race is dying. Meanwhile, you're still there. So to me, there are two downsides here.

KennyTruong8 years ago

Would be awesome!

Deanna Phillips12 years ago

sounds fun

randomcheeze694 years ago

I already hate people, so I see this as an absolute win!

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Apple19 years ago

Im Bender *KILL ALL HUMANS*

ST3ALTHY8 years ago

Bender doesnt kill himans

Sophialism8 years ago

....said the sorting hat to young Tom Riddle

KK137 years ago

oh shit... i just realized, I AM A CRAZY SCIENTIST WHO WANTS TO KILL HUMANS!!!!!!!! Just kidding.......... IM A FUCKING UNICORN

Jesse McAlister12 years ago

Is this implying that scientists aren't human?

Hargl3_Bargl37 years ago

No all scientists are turtles

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AdamFun7 years ago

IMMORTALITY SUCKS. FLOATING AROUND IN A VACUUM OF SPACE AFTER THE WORLD COLLAPSES??? NO THANK YOU

Flueppy8 years ago

It"s alive it"s alive!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahah😈😈😈😈

Sophialism8 years ago

VOLDEMORT

Hammerhands8148 years ago

His name must not be spoken!!!!!

Shank Mugen8 years ago

So I guess I am halfway there then?

elvinja8 years ago

I'm bored so, where's this button?

LolBoo069 years ago

It would be horrible to be immortal because your family will die around you

Pokefan21YT9 years ago

Immortality also means you can't die by injury either, so your stuck forever, watching everything happen before you. Also, when the Sun finally consumes the Earth, The Big Crunch, or some Nuclear waste gets into the Core of the Earth, everything will die. ...[Show full comment]

ceafaxer9 years ago

It said slowly. I'll see you all in 500 million years when I become a mass murderor :D

DV01009 years ago

I already want to destroy the human race so... Wait... I mean no, bad, bad button...

yoshthebuttor9 years ago

Ahhhm that is me exepz for immortality

jacksepticpop19 years ago

XD sounds fun

rune26509 years ago

so basically i could kill the human race and replace them with a more peaceful race XD

yoshthebuttor9 years ago

Now finally someone get's it NO DOWNSIDE

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

Yes, I'm already like that =D

Sandy Lorey Tovar12 years ago

whats the downside tho

Somerandomwizard8 years ago

According to Murphy"s law you will eventually find yourself in the crushing pain of being alive in a black hole

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Kayleigh Meano12 years ago

so, no change? (besides becoming immortal)

GinnyWeasleyy7 years ago

Sinister but ok

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Simone Voch12 years ago

I pressed the button for the downside

Charles A. McGraw12 years ago

I see no downside.

BrownSheep8 years ago

I am a sheep.

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ImmaWhovian8 years ago

That would count me

imavirginnn4 years ago

why do people want to immortal

XxsatanxX9 years ago

If your immortal, your not human so how can you get less human?

SlimeustasTheSlimeKing8 years ago

Earthbound and Mother 3 reference? I mean Porky Minch is immortal and wants to kill everyone so maybe

Jarl Zander9 years ago

So all I get from this is immortality? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I WILL KILL YOU ALL SOON!

AliSaif7 years ago

If we all press it no one will be human we all crazy S people solved

metalmadel9 years ago

No downside I think

Fushur8 years ago

No downsides

Mykael Creo10 years ago

You are an absolutely boring person. This is the best you could imagine? So basically I lose the philosophical notion of humanity, not the physical one. And many notions of immortality often leave the person jaded and cynical, so human destruction as a result of immortality is a given.

Falling_Spirit9 years ago

Lol all the scientist needs to do is start ww3 then the trumpets will sound

Jimmyo8 years ago

I hate humans

Brynn Coleman12 years ago

That's already me minus the scientist part...

Dragonscal7 months ago

any question where the positive is immortally is immediately bad

vix9 years ago

my only difference from this description is that I'm not a scientist tbh

Klol7 years ago

I will not feel human things, so...

ErColorado9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

SüsAMönGüs3 years ago

Höw loong it tak thö

imAwesome9 years ago

I wont notice so ok

Camron4218 years ago

I can build a way to stop myself

GinkgoBiloba9 years ago

NOW TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

Butt_on8 years ago

How is becoming less of a human making you a crazy scientist?

DragonEXE8 years ago

Error: race is classified as bipedal dragon of evil, effects are only immortality

DeletedDreams10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

DrinkBleach9 years ago

In the immortal words of God himself: "Thy shall not kill, unless you press a button to become immortal like thine dumbass you are."

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