You can make other people do what you want, even loves you
but
you will lost half of your life
I will not

Kampfarsch 11 years ago
you will lost HALF of your LIFE HALF LIFE 3 CONFRIMED

CPorter 5 years ago
no it was just hl alyx
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duckbutt 11 years ago
what about making them give me their life... hehehe...

KayaCutie 2 years ago
@Inline2 if it's possible to love me, transferring life force doesn't seem so farfetched.
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ThatWizardCameFromTheMoon 10 years ago
I might of lost half my life, but at least I won't lost half my grammars!

Sir_Suffer 5 years ago
Looks like you already did
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MilesJeevas 8 years ago
Only losing half my life for shinigami eyes!

drewhersch 10 years ago
I would make the writer of this question fix their grammar

Anthony Osuamkpe 13 years ago
These sentences are broken...

pepsuage 8 years ago
i"s agrees sentence is brokes
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poot666 10 years ago
Wait i can MAKE GABEN TO RELEASE HALF LIFE 3 I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT

Soaku 10 years ago
Rofl

therealatticuss 6 years ago
i demand everyone to make me immortal

A FREAKING DUCK 10 years ago
Make someone make me immortal. It doesn't say it has to be a possible thing, this button makes everyone you ask to do things a god, as they are now able to do whatever they want, except they want to listen to you, so that is basically giving you the power to do whatever you want. Bingo GG I win.

Sprazzal 8 years ago
Can I make people use correct grammar?

turd101 10 years ago
#ENGLISH

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago
I can make people do WHATEVER? Make all the smart people have you live twice as much as normal. Problem solved!

Wejqy 4 years ago
6 years old comment...

Robert Coon 13 years ago
"Doctor, I need an extension on my life!"

DrAžA 10 years ago
Hahahaha©μ§$€£¥¤°¿¡<>+*&
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Marco André 13 years ago
Who made this one?

TeamKobus2 9 years ago
Even? Who is even? Even yeager? Even the steamlocomotive?

Whatpants 10 years ago
0/2 is 0

ALang_QWQ 2 years ago
He just told me I had the option, but didn’t say when to use it. So I’m grabbing the power now and worrying about the rest later

kawaikittykat 11 years ago
i will lost half of my life? IZ ME WILL DIED HERE NOWS?? WILL MR FLOWY LIED NOW THEN AGAIN????/

XxAshleeRocksxX 11 years ago
Dude I don't wanna be naked wtf!

IllogicalGuy 6 years ago
Technically, you could use your ability for the gain of your loved ones, yourself, or others. Even if you die you could make the world a better place for someone or everyone

macluc 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

PapaChicken 9 years ago
But will I be able to use correct grammar?

StevenReaves 8 years ago
if i lose half of my life does that mean i die O-o

Simone Voch 13 years ago
Half Life in reality

lh0000 10 years ago
oh no i lost half of my life! i need to find it!

Lonely Pizza 11 years ago
Who knows how much time I'll live and I can always devour people's lives.

ClassicSonic20 10 years ago
bye bye exam

Pacito 11 years ago
Wtf they dont no how to spell

TapuLele 9 years ago
Which half? The love half, of which I was never going to be with anyways or the family half.

mrbigBUTTON 4 years ago
i can just make someone give me their half of life B)

Attzy 11 years ago
HA last button i chose to be immortal!

babeloveyou 9 years ago
At least you can make people do what you want before you die

kkcoco1985 10 years ago
For true love

adaddadadadadad 10 years ago
Ah yea, someone will loves me, but sadly i will lost half my life.

hayhayswag12 11 years ago
What's with the grammer

Megalodonslava 8 years ago
Rip english

RiverSong737 11 years ago
You can make scientists prolong your life so it won't matter it's cut in half

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
im immortal from other buttons.

Mike9090 9 years ago
I will lost half of my life, you can't lost half of a life so nothing bad happens.

Deadcool1313 11 years ago
I'll steal their lives and tell them do the *cough cough* with me if their girls.

iamalittlepincher 11 years ago
are u like 2

Tumblrcrap 9 years ago
I don't want to control people though.

bro_jessie 10 years ago
I'll just make someone give me half of their life.

PercyyJackson 7 months ago
I want to die young sooo

LoneWolfDeliria 9 years ago
Im already half dead so i guess if i press the button then id be dead XP But i can always tell them to make me immuned...

Cyberknigt 11 years ago
well... ill take the chance if i would live until 150 without pressing it :P

AColdGuy 5 years ago
Make then give you more lifetime!

YandereBanana47 11 years ago
Luka or full life? Luka all the way

@williamonsta 11 years ago
Im inmortal bitch plz

LeapingLunatic 8 years ago
instructions unclear, surgically implanted live dolphin into center of my own chest using plastic spork.....

Rebecca Edgmon Cx 13 years ago
I do not push the buttons of illeterates.
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