You become the dictator of Earth and expand to the Universe
but
you must eat cereal once a month to stay in power and cereal becomes available to everyone but you so you must go incognito to receive cereal.
I will not

Repeater 3 years ago
I don’t understand

Yehboi 10 years ago
You'll give me cereal or die.

Sean Ford 13 years ago
If I am Dictator of the Earth they will bring me cereal or die.

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago
I agree. Cereal is the bomb
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12CassieLo12 10 years ago
A) I freaking LOVE cereal! B) *slides knife into sleeve* Hehehehehe....

BOSs48 2 years ago
Hehe

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 10 years ago
There"s literally no downside

ComicSansBones 10 years ago
more like be the most known person ever even incognito

Loophole man 10 years ago
Stopping Trump and ending world hunger? Sign me up!

Loophole man 10 years ago
Then all of those people will get cereal too.
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Andromeda 9 years ago
I don't see what the point of this is.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
If the universe expands, the universe dies. Sure it slows global warming, but which one"s worse?

ZedTripler 8 years ago
It said expand to the universe like increasing what you own in it, not making the universe itself bigger.
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girly gamer 11 years ago
Online :)

LoganHale 9 years ago
What the fuck

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)memes 11 years ago
5r3wsetgsdx

Chance Finch 13 years ago
I'm a dictator. If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.

Albert Torres 13 years ago
What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.
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Noah Jordan 13 years ago
You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.

killer pudding 10 years ago
I dont like ceareal

Savvy_official 11 years ago
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Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Keep twelve pieces of cereal in your desk at all times. Eat one. Drink milk. There. Cereal.

Stephen Lee 13 years ago
All of the thrill of an affair, mixed with the peanut butter chocolatey goodness that is THE best cereal on the planet...

TkMax8 11 years ago
Stock up on cereal and never get it out until you become dictator

ThePaulDude 9 years ago
I eat cereal every day so why would I need to go incognito to get some?

DarkShark127 11 years ago
I will force people to bring me cereal since I'm the dictator.

nerdybucket 10 years ago
I eat incognito for breakfast

oldnotweak 11 years ago
ill just have my army surround a house every month and ill walk in and eat their fucking cereal

J0-nny 6 years ago
I like cereal

Solarstrike 12 years ago
Where's the downside on this?

pengie9290 11 years ago
Being the dictator of Earth and later the universe is too much damn responsibility.

RoboDragonGaming 9 years ago
why cereal tho? i mean, why not churros or something? something exotic, blowfish!

Lego Las Elfico 13 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what? WHO WROTE THIS?? ahahahahahahahahah this is fucking hilarious!!!

Dmst! 10 years ago
I eat cereal every morning lmao

Dragborg 9 years ago
Im a scentist... i hate the dictator of earth!!! No, i do NOT look just like him! I need this to study why kids love cinamin toast crunch!!!

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Well you"ve got the crazy part down.

ThatDerpyFox 11 years ago
*Awkward silence* Taste the f*cking rainbow.

burntbark 6 years ago
wtf is this question

BlueisBae123 11 years ago
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tripdacon 11 years ago
suck it blue!

Minimani 8 years ago
I"d execute the people who came up with the idea of not giving me cereal

asdguy00 12 years ago
I command all of my minions to pay 1% of your cereal every month! You heard me underlings!

Jess Hallowell 13 years ago
I'd probably go incognito to buy cereal without getting any benefit from it anyway

davidthewalker 10 years ago
What even is this qeustion

Vago del Lago 11 years ago
Do you even know how a dictatorship usually works?.

Paulo_G 11 years ago
I'm dictator of the earth, I'll have someone go get me cereal for me!

Paulo_G 11 years ago
If they want to remain alive!

Jesus-Christ 2 years ago
ill flood the earth if I don't get my cereal

mjade18 11 years ago
Ask nicely for some then... Walla!

The_Baked_Bean_Lord 9 years ago
Please make this a book/movie/game

Shadowh17 6 years ago
I mean nbd with cereal but I don't wanna be a dictator

smsff7 11 years ago
Yes I do it and I be the best at it. I get rid of all perks religions have and unify the world

AeviiM 10 years ago
I would just order it online.

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FinelCake 10 years ago
I'd rather die.

Lye 11 years ago
Si soy el dictador de la tierra, obligare a personas a traerme mi cereal
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