Will You Press The Button?

Repeaterlast year

I don’t understand

Yehboi8 years ago

You'll give me cereal or die.

12CassieLo128 years ago

A) I freaking LOVE cereal! B) *slides knife into sleeve* Hehehehehe....

BOSs485 months ago

Hehe

Sean Ford12 years ago

If I am Dictator of the Earth they will bring me cereal or die.

Smörgåstortoise7 years ago

I agree. Cereal is the bomb

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Loophole man9 years ago

Stopping Trump and ending world hunger? Sign me up!

Loophole man9 years ago

Then all of those people will get cereal too.

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Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV8 years ago

There"s literally no downside

ComicSansBones8 years ago

more like be the most known person ever even incognito

Andromeda7 years ago

I don't see what the point of this is.

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

If the universe expands, the universe dies. Sure it slows global warming, but which one"s worse?

ZedTripler7 years ago

It said expand to the universe like increasing what you own in it, not making the universe itself bigger.

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girly gamer9 years ago

Online :)

LoganHale7 years ago

What the fuck

( Í¡&deg; ÍœÊ– Í¡&deg;)memes9 years ago

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Chance Finch12 years ago

I'm a dictator. If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.

Albert Torres12 years ago

What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.

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Noah Jordan12 years ago

You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.

Solarstrike10 years ago

Where's the downside on this?

nerdybucket8 years ago

I eat incognito for breakfast

oldnotweak9 years ago

ill just have my army surround a house every month and ill walk in and eat their fucking cereal

J0-nny4 years ago

I like cereal

Dmst!8 years ago

I eat cereal every morning lmao

pengie92909 years ago

Being the dictator of Earth and later the universe is too much damn responsibility.

RoboDragonGaming7 years ago

why cereal tho? i mean, why not churros or something? something exotic, blowfish!

Lego Las Elfico12 years ago

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what? WHO WROTE THIS?? ahahahahahahahahah this is fucking hilarious!!!

Dragborg8 years ago

Im a scentist... i hate the dictator of earth!!! No, i do NOT look just like him! I need this to study why kids love cinamin toast crunch!!!

Kittenlover1017 years ago

Well you"ve got the crazy part down.

ThatDerpyFox9 years ago

*Awkward silence* Taste the f*cking rainbow.

burntbark4 years ago

wtf is this question

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tripdacon9 years ago

suck it blue!

Minimani7 years ago

I"d execute the people who came up with the idea of not giving me cereal

asdguy0010 years ago

I command all of my minions to pay 1% of your cereal every month! You heard me underlings!

Jess Hallowell12 years ago

I'd probably go incognito to buy cereal without getting any benefit from it anyway

davidthewalker 9 years ago

What even is this qeustion

Vago del Lago9 years ago

Do you even know how a dictatorship usually works?.

Paulo_G9 years ago

I'm dictator of the earth, I'll have someone go get me cereal for me!

Paulo_G9 years ago

If they want to remain alive!

Jesus-Christ5 months ago

ill flood the earth if I don't get my cereal

mjade189 years ago

Ask nicely for some then... Walla!

The_Baked_Bean_Lord8 years ago

Please make this a book/movie/game

Shadowh174 years ago

I mean nbd with cereal but I don't wanna be a dictator

smsff710 years ago

Yes I do it and I be the best at it. I get rid of all perks religions have and unify the world

AeviiM8 years ago

I would just order it online.

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