I'm a dictator.
If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.
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Albert Torres13 years ago
What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!
Cheshire shadow11 years ago
eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.
You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.
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Vegetto87019 years ago
Once a month? Really? I eat cereal like twice a week!
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Caliboi Artaabs10 years ago
Which 9 year old made this decision?
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meatloave6 months ago
i just had some cereal , wheres MY medal!
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MyAssIsBiggerthanuniverse11 years ago
Yo mutherfucker i love fecking cereal COCOPOOOOOPS damn it im a coco dictatoor
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icell5 years ago
i only eat cereal so there"s no downside
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Liviekaren11 years ago
Sure, why the fuck not?
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DeadFaith9 years ago
Well the decision is simple.I will build a cereal factory next to my mansion and I will demand one box of cereals monthly. Deal with it
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Sandman215512 years ago
oh so you could say im a "killer for cereal?" eh? eh? .... I have no life.
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moist10 years ago
if I am the dictator i would make my own cereal
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littlestars11 years ago
i dunno what that means
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Ink Sans10 years ago
just tell people to give cereal since your a dictator of earth
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dylans11 years ago
or stell cereal
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OnePunch9 years ago
I am so average looking that no-one would notice me. I"d just go over to my friends house and take a packet. when I go home I"d take it with me in a backpack and have a small amount every month. nobody said how much I need to have.
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Or one piece.
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Not-trump3 years ago
i simply go on another killing spree.
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Adrenill11 years ago
My friend can buy cereal for me!
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Miaiscool9 years ago
Well just steal from someone
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xLOSTxDARKLORD711 years ago
Then I will stock up on cereal, or try and make my own.
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ThePaulDude10 years ago
I have cereal for breakfast every day anyway so I don't need this.
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WBGrock11 years ago
TLDR Not pressing the button
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Hyltran6 years ago
I do not want to be a dictator.
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Astral Umbra12 years ago
If I'm a dictator of the earth, I can get others to buy/stockpile some cereal.
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snowcapamin11 years ago
cool
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JahongirTohirov9 years ago
cereal is awesome and so I don't give a fuck this question was mad easy
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Sarah Morgan13 years ago
I would afraid to be dictator, like what if I screw up? No way man, I cannot take that kind of pressure
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TigerTank619 10 years ago
Cereal? No downside
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TheofficialDeathmark9 years ago
i eat cereal EVERY DAY
no prob. bro
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SilentCobra10 years ago
Monthly required cereal tributes or everyone dies. *presses button*
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Palpatine5014 months ago
just make my own cereal, it takes like 2 hours max, and i only need to do it once a month
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Geo11 years ago
Ask my trusted servants to buy me cereal
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shadow warrior11 years ago
Jokes on you my father works at captain crunch
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JohnsonZM5 years ago
Put down the froot loops, sir. Wanted level *****
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yver2011 years ago
I can just let someone else get the cereal for me
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bloodyblade9 years ago
EZ only show in full suit as in no exposed skin and walk around like normal EZ
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Nightmare-Bonnie8 years ago
if you are a person who can live with a box of cereal then this isn't too bad and you can just buy a mask or a hoodie and cover your face
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