You become the dictator of Earth and expand to the Universe
but
you must eat cereal once a month to stay in power and cereal becomes available to everyone but you so you must go incognito to receive cereal.
I will not

Repeater 3 years ago
I don’t understand

Yehboi 10 years ago
You'll give me cereal or die.

Sean Ford 13 years ago
If I am Dictator of the Earth they will bring me cereal or die.

Smörgåstortoise 9 years ago
I agree. Cereal is the bomb
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12CassieLo12 10 years ago
A) I freaking LOVE cereal! B) *slides knife into sleeve* Hehehehehe....

BOSs48 2 years ago
Hehe

Captian_Viridian_VVVVVV 9 years ago
There"s literally no downside

ComicSansBones 10 years ago
more like be the most known person ever even incognito

Loophole man 10 years ago
Stopping Trump and ending world hunger? Sign me up!

Loophole man 10 years ago
Then all of those people will get cereal too.
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Andromeda 9 years ago
I don't see what the point of this is.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
If the universe expands, the universe dies. Sure it slows global warming, but which one"s worse?

ZedTripler 8 years ago
It said expand to the universe like increasing what you own in it, not making the universe itself bigger.
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girly gamer 11 years ago
Online :)

LoganHale 9 years ago
What the fuck

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)memes 11 years ago
5r3wsetgsdx

Chance Finch 13 years ago
I'm a dictator. If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.

Albert Torres 13 years ago
What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.
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Noah Jordan 13 years ago
You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.

Vegetto8701 9 years ago
Once a month? Really? I eat cereal like twice a week!

Caliboi Artaabs 10 years ago
Which 9 year old made this decision?

meatloave 6 months ago
i just had some cereal , wheres MY medal!

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MyAssIsBiggerthanuniverse 11 years ago
Yo mutherfucker i love fecking cereal COCOPOOOOOPS damn it im a coco dictatoor

icell 5 years ago
i only eat cereal so there"s no downside

Liviekaren 11 years ago
Sure, why the fuck not?

DeadFaith 9 years ago
Well the decision is simple.I will build a cereal factory next to my mansion and I will demand one box of cereals monthly. Deal with it

Sandman2155 12 years ago
oh so you could say im a "killer for cereal?" eh? eh? .... I have no life.

moist 10 years ago
if I am the dictator i would make my own cereal

littlestars 11 years ago
i dunno what that means

Ink Sans 10 years ago
just tell people to give cereal since your a dictator of earth

dylans 11 years ago
or stell cereal

OnePunch 9 years ago
I am so average looking that no-one would notice me. I"d just go over to my friends house and take a packet. when I go home I"d take it with me in a backpack and have a small amount every month. nobody said how much I need to have.

Kittenlover101 9 years ago
Or one piece.

Not-trump 3 years ago
i simply go on another killing spree.

Adrenill 11 years ago
My friend can buy cereal for me!

Miaiscool 9 years ago
Well just steal from someone

xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago
Then I will stock up on cereal, or try and make my own.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago
I have cereal for breakfast every day anyway so I don't need this.

WBGrock 11 years ago
TLDR Not pressing the button

Hyltran 6 years ago
I do not want to be a dictator.

Astral Umbra 12 years ago
If I'm a dictator of the earth, I can get others to buy/stockpile some cereal.

snowcapamin 11 years ago
cool

JahongirTohirov 9 years ago
cereal is awesome and so I don't give a fuck this question was mad easy

Sarah Morgan 13 years ago
I would afraid to be dictator, like what if I screw up? No way man, I cannot take that kind of pressure

TigerTank619 10 years ago
Cereal? No downside

TheofficialDeathmark 9 years ago
i eat cereal EVERY DAY no prob. bro

SilentCobra 10 years ago
Monthly required cereal tributes or everyone dies. *presses button*

Palpatine501 4 months ago
just make my own cereal, it takes like 2 hours max, and i only need to do it once a month

Geo 11 years ago
Ask my trusted servants to buy me cereal

shadow warrior 11 years ago
Jokes on you my father works at captain crunch

JohnsonZM 5 years ago
Put down the froot loops, sir. Wanted level *****

yver20 11 years ago
I can just let someone else get the cereal for me

bloodyblade 9 years ago
EZ only show in full suit as in no exposed skin and walk around like normal EZ

Nightmare-Bonnie 8 years ago
if you are a person who can live with a box of cereal then this isn't too bad and you can just buy a mask or a hoodie and cover your face
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