I'm a dictator.
If I don't get any cereal you'll be put to death.
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Albert Torres13 years ago
What's the point if i'm going to be killed by some moron with an unpractical key shaped sword along with his even dumber disney friends? I'd die from the embarrassment alone!
Cheshire shadow11 years ago
eat cereal to crush him.when you think about it, a key is impractical.
You'd last to universal empire. You would definitely obtain cereal for that amount of time. And live that long. How stressful. And you'd probably die by some plucky young hero's sword. Nope.
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killer pudding10 years ago
I dont like ceareal
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Savvy_official11 years ago
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Kittenlover1019 years ago
Keep twelve pieces of cereal in your desk at all times. Eat one. Drink milk. There. Cereal.
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Stephen Lee13 years ago
All of the thrill of an affair, mixed with the peanut butter chocolatey goodness that is THE best cereal on the planet...
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TkMax811 years ago
Stock up on cereal and never get it out until you become dictator
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ThePaulDude9 years ago
I eat cereal every day so why would I need to go incognito to get some?
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DarkShark12711 years ago
I will force people to bring me cereal since I'm the dictator.
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nerdybucket10 years ago
I eat incognito for breakfast
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oldnotweak11 years ago
ill just have my army surround a house every month and ill walk in and eat their fucking cereal
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J0-nny6 years ago
I like cereal
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Solarstrike12 years ago
Where's the downside on this?
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pengie929011 years ago
Being the dictator of Earth and later the universe is too much damn responsibility.
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RoboDragonGaming9 years ago
why cereal tho? i mean, why not churros or something? something exotic, blowfish!
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Lego Las Elfico13 years ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what? WHO WROTE THIS?? ahahahahahahahahah this is fucking hilarious!!!
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Dmst!10 years ago
I eat cereal every morning lmao
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Dragborg9 years ago
Im a scentist... i hate the dictator of earth!!! No, i do NOT look just like him! I need this to study why kids love cinamin toast crunch!!!
Kittenlover1019 years ago
Well you"ve got the crazy part down.
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ThatDerpyFox11 years ago
*Awkward silence* Taste the f*cking rainbow.
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burntbark6 years ago
wtf is this question
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BlueisBae12311 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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tripdacon11 years ago
suck it blue!
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Minimani8 years ago
I"d execute the people who came up with the idea of not giving me cereal
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asdguy0012 years ago
I command all of my minions to pay 1% of your cereal every month! You heard me underlings!
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Jess Hallowell13 years ago
I'd probably go incognito to buy cereal without getting any benefit from it anyway
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davidthewalker 10 years ago
What even is this qeustion
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Vago del Lago11 years ago
Do you even know how a dictatorship usually works?.
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Paulo_G11 years ago
I'm dictator of the earth, I'll have someone go get me cereal for me!
Paulo_G11 years ago
If they want to remain alive!
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Jesus-Christ2 years ago
ill flood the earth if I don't get my cereal
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mjade1811 years ago
Ask nicely for some then... Walla!
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The_Baked_Bean_Lord9 years ago
Please make this a book/movie/game
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Shadowh176 years ago
I mean nbd with cereal but I don't wanna be a dictator
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smsff711 years ago
Yes I do it and I be the best at it. I get rid of all perks religions have and unify the world
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AeviiM10 years ago
I would just order it online.
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Random_User_850011 years ago
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FinelCake10 years ago
I'd rather die.
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Lye11 years ago
Si soy el dictador de la tierra, obligare a personas a traerme mi cereal
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