Will You Press The Button?

235x0 2 years ago

Omnificence And Destruction After I make Inter dimensional travel (and all its sub powers), Fatelessness, the Omniverse, every multiverse, every fictional universe, omnifarious, erasure immunity, and pearl manipulation (variation of powers via object) when I have all my pearls I am nigh omnipotent.

MNITIMMY 11 years ago

it said floppy nipples, not floppy boobs!

Ellie gaming and creepers 11 years ago

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iifandomTrash 11 years ago

IF YOU'RE A GIRL AT LEAST THEY WON'T GO HARD

DAREAPER 8 years ago

beat up the mad dummy

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HANS X MARGARET 10 years ago

1 manipulate my body aka shapeshifting. 2 my right hand can bring someone back to life and my left hand could kill someone instantly I can turn it off at my will

LOLLoopholes 9 years ago

Scar? FMA? Cool story bro.

captain Jack 11 years ago

Ohh come on both shapeshifting and telekenesis (my powers of choise) would solve this in one waybor another easy choice for me

Jacob Wright 13 years ago

Just have one of your powers be shape shifting.

JAKETHEGREAT 6 years ago

FUCK, why did I not think of that

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MarcusofMenace 9 years ago

Bit random but, but ok. My super powers will be the ability to give myself any super power I want and a very high charisma power

235x0 2 years ago

You picked the best power, self superpower bestowal.

DesertFox 11 years ago

1. summon undead army 2. become a dragon

EmmaNamaRama 9 years ago

@MClover :D I laughed was too hard at that 🤣🤣

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Trailman05 8 years ago

1.Power of shape shifting 2. ( any power you want ) I pick Timelord

GangsternauwL 9 years ago

BY PRESSING THIS bUTTON I SHALL GRANT EACH OF MY NIPPLES WITH A SUPERPOWER TO HARDEN THEM WHILE LETTING THEM BE SOFTY TOO

Victor_Z_Awesome 11 years ago

Downside?

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago

They call me TIT MAN

PrincessLioness 9 years ago

It"s called plastic surgery people

Rover 9 years ago

Plastic surgery will fix it

LittleStitchMSP 9 years ago

I can have the power of making me have perfect nipples

TGP12 9 years ago

Have the power of infinite power

Thjmze 10 years ago

Power number one:able to wish for anything and get it.power 2:super speed stepm1.turn my saggy nipple back into normal nipple with one wish step 2.Be cool

rainbowRAD 11 years ago

Plastic surgery

420_360_69 8 years ago

nani?

DAREAPER 8 years ago

jjust have the to change nipples

endergirl1872 9 years ago

nipples, not boobs. im safe

ComputerWorks JC 13 years ago

Use one of the super-powers to weaponize my old-lady titties. Problem solved.

therealobama 4 years ago

death titties

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starducks 10 years ago

every super power for in one and the other one is only i can see my terrible niples

Cameron Langton 13 years ago

where is the negative in this

Whats up nice balls no homo btw 11 years ago

Mindfuck

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Anallizer 10 years ago

First power shapeshift to negate effect. Loop hole achieved.

Mcalainaw 8 years ago

One of your abilities could be the power to have every superpower that anyone has ever even thought of

mars2004 11 years ago

1.super power to fly 2.super power make my nipple normal

Aschtad1409 9 years ago

Not my nips

Kara Lynn Herman 13 years ago

That's what corrective surgery is for.

BigBoris420 8 years ago

I'm a ginger I ain't got a soul

masked_emotions2986 11 years ago

Okay two ways to fix that: Either one of your powers can be a stereo typical 'perfect' body so i guess that'd fix the floppy nipples problem or just get plastic surgery

AdamConcepcion 10 years ago

The power to generate even more powers

Hayleyyyyyy 11 years ago

Id have the power of telepathy and body modifications to anyone.

NitroZombies 10 years ago

Have the power to have perfect nipples, and the power to time travel

An-Idiot 5 years ago

I mean, nobody’s gonna see them.

WBGrock 11 years ago

and with my Omnipotence and Immortality, (like Dr Manhattan, from Watchmen) i get rid of the saggy floppy nipples.

DorkGently 9 years ago

I don't think I"ve laughed harder at one of these

Diqn 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]