Will You Press The Button?

235x011 months ago

Omnificence And Destruction After I make Inter dimensional travel (and all its sub powers), Fatelessness, the Omniverse, every multiverse, every fictional universe, omnifarious, erasure immunity, and pearl manipulation (variation of powers via object) when I have all my pearls I am nigh omnipotent.

MNITIMMY9 years ago

it said floppy nipples, not floppy boobs!

Ellie gaming and creepers9 years ago

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS.DON'T STOP.THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name 10 times.rn2. say your mom's name five times.rn3.say your crushes name 3 times. r...[Show full comment]

iifandomTrash9 years ago

IF YOU'RE A GIRL AT LEAST THEY WON'T GO HARD

DAREAPER7 years ago

beat up the mad dummy

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HANS X MARGARET 9 years ago

1 manipulate my body aka shapeshifting. 2 my right hand can bring someone back to life and my left hand could kill someone instantly I can turn it off at my will

LOLLoopholes8 years ago

Scar? FMA? Cool story bro.

captain Jack9 years ago

Ohh come on both shapeshifting and telekenesis (my powers of choise) would solve this in one waybor another easy choice for me

MarcusofMenace8 years ago

Bit random but, but ok. My super powers will be the ability to give myself any super power I want and a very high charisma power

235x011 months ago

You picked the best power, self superpower bestowal.

OPOSSUM_4 years ago

They call me TIT MAN

Trailman057 years ago

1.Power of shape shifting 2. ( any power you want ) I pick Timelord

DesertFox9 years ago

1. summon undead army 2. become a dragon

EmmaNamaRama8 years ago

@MClover :D I laughed was too hard at that 🤣🤣

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Jacob Wright12 years ago

Just have one of your powers be shape shifting.

JAKETHEGREAT4 years ago

FUCK, why did I not think of that

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GangsternauwL8 years ago

BY PRESSING THIS bUTTON I SHALL GRANT EACH OF MY NIPPLES WITH A SUPERPOWER TO HARDEN THEM WHILE LETTING THEM BE SOFTY TOO

Victor_Z_Awesome9 years ago

Downside?

PrincessLioness8 years ago

It"s called plastic surgery people

Rover8 years ago

Plastic surgery will fix it

LittleStitchMSP8 years ago

I can have the power of making me have perfect nipples

TGP128 years ago

Have the power of infinite power

Thjmze 8 years ago

Power number one:able to wish for anything and get it.power 2:super speed stepm1.turn my saggy nipple back into normal nipple with one wish step 2.Be cool

rainbowRAD9 years ago

Plastic surgery

420_360_697 years ago

nani?

DAREAPER7 years ago

jjust have the to change nipples

endergirl18728 years ago

nipples, not boobs. im safe

starducks8 years ago

every super power for in one and the other one is only i can see my terrible niples

ComputerWorks JC12 years ago

Use one of the super-powers to weaponize my old-lady titties. Problem solved.

therealobama3 years ago

death titties

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Cameron Langton12 years ago

where is the negative in this

Whats up nice balls no homo btw9 years ago

Mindfuck

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NitroZombies8 years ago

Have the power to have perfect nipples, and the power to time travel

An-Idiot4 years ago

I mean, nobody’s gonna see them.

WBGrock9 years ago

and with my Omnipotence and Immortality, (like Dr Manhattan, from Watchmen) i get rid of the saggy floppy nipples.

DorkGently7 years ago

I don't think I"ve laughed harder at one of these

Diqn9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]