Will You Press The Button?

Maharid 10 months ago

A pirate without a crew? Hor sad and lame it is?

duckbutt 11 years ago

i dont drink alcohol or do drugs anyways (^_^)

ILOVEEATINGALLTHEYUMMYPIES last year

coward

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CharlesJansson 9 years ago

Its more then 7 seas! halloooooooooooo?

TinaLucia 4 years ago

Philippine Sea, Bering Sea, Barents Sea, Sea of Azov, Sea of Marmara, East China Sea, South China Sea, Coral Sea, etc. There"s so many seas!

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aproy 11 years ago

I don't want to be Somali.

Toot 9 years ago

But you cannot consume alchohol and teh devils lettuce on this christian minecraft server

Krusek 9 years ago

I can still act like Jack Sparrow.

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago

And he needs his crew. That’s why he came to where the main character and the princess were

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Brookes Gafeney 13 years ago

Then what's the point?

StabbyTheRaccoon 6 years ago

I don't know if it acured to you but ah ~ r u m i s a l c o h o l ~

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ziagrace 9 years ago

why be a pirate, if there is no booze?

CharlesJansson 9 years ago

No rom? Shit....

UltraSnivy14 11 years ago

Well then there's more Rum for my.... wait I don't have anyone else on ship with me. Crap.

Fodgecake 9 years ago

For your robot runing on alcool combustion?

Thraxicus 11 years ago

A life of livin' free, a life out on the sea...

Rabbitsrule04 11 years ago

i don't feel like being alone..

LilT 11 years ago

Yes me to

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OblivionBringer 9 years ago

Wait, I'm not allergic! I'm only alergic!

Gylyan 12 years ago

THAT MEANS THAT THERE ARE NO LIVING THINS EXEPT YOU

lar1237 10 years ago

I don't give a shit about pirates

0tus 11 years ago

Ur not a pirate if u cant drink!

Goldblaze_SK 11 years ago

I don't touch the stuff anyway so...

ILOVEEATINGALLTHEYUMMYPIES last year

not worth it

iifandomTrash 11 years ago

sounds like hard work tbh

Mr.mikey1 9 years ago

WTF is the point then that is all a pirate has next to that .....Million Dollor Pu......Oh no thinking of a song i ment BOOTY!!

Stacy DeWeese 13 years ago

Can't do drugs and no rum? What is the point?

dannytheyeetmiyster 5 years ago

DRINKING IS WHAT MAKES PIRATES PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RPMGamer 11 years ago

i don't take drugs and alchohol anyway, but in a way everyone is allergic to drugs and alchohol, because it effects them.

Livingnightmare 10 years ago

Does butter beer could? I wonder how that would look

RAINBOW_GOD21 11 years ago

I'm gold. Roger

deathnoah 10 years ago

I don't even like pirates

MLG_Noob9920 11 years ago

Im not on drugz m8

Adalynn 9 years ago

But I’m not allergic to anything!

Somerandomwizard 11 years ago

I don't care for poisn, but I would like a crew

ld shadow lady fan 11 years ago

I'm never gonna take drugs anyway so I pressed da button

Col Anderson 13 years ago

Don't drink anyways, but I feel bad for a pirate that can't drink Rum ;-;

TheFurryGamer 10 years ago

I shall be the greatest pirate who drank nothing but coke a cola and my ship a coke a cola glass. Fear my bottlecap canons.

Meh-The-Bored 10 years ago

You cant get any booty if your alone. ;)

Jonasz Leflour 13 years ago

Then I suppose you're a ghost pirate on a haunted ship that drives itself. Or does that mean that you're the greatest pirate of all times because you manage to take over entire ships using a tiny bark ? ._.

pbarlow2 11 years ago

I dont want to be a pirate

Giga-Brain 4 years ago

drinking is bad (:

bezvous 11 years ago

BUT Every flower is a drug so I cant drink a tea ?

BruhMoment9 7 years ago

Social Warrior Pirate

Gregtty 11 years ago

Dont do eather soooo

FlameBlaze 10 years ago

A pirate alone??

DiamondDoofus 9 years ago

OMFG if you could captain an ENTIRE ship by yourself without rum and drug numbing the pain of living on a ship, then you would definitely be the GREATEST pirate ever!

ceering99 11 years ago

I get headaches and have allergies, so hell naw.

KillerCubePlays 10 years ago

Scallywag that'd be makin' 'yar dilemma is 'nsane

AliceDemera 11 years ago

Oi... Looks like ol' cap'tain Foxy~~ (fnaf)

avalisawesome 11 years ago

who cares i wouldn't want alcohol or drugs anyway and i am a lone wolf so yeah B3

Zahreik 9 years ago

But you can do what you want

Riley Myszewski 13 years ago

So you're telling me, I'm a pirate with a depressing curse that causes people to be either repulsed or afraid of me? This is some Disney movie based....

greaterfiend 5 years ago

Dont like pirates anyway except Jack Sparrow.

NinjaEmboar 10 years ago

Drugs and excessive alcohol are bad, so the "but" is actually an upside!

Oblivion__ 9 years ago

It"s an upside to always be alone?

Doomed Shadow 11 years ago

Bu..bu... but i need my rum! Ahh fuck this! Naval Action IRL here I come!

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