you will become the greatest pirate in all 7 seas
but
you will always be alone and you're alergic to alcohol and drugs
I will not


duckbutt9 years ago
i dont drink alcohol or do drugs anyways (^_^)

Is69dudes4 years ago
Well that"s because your lame
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CharlesJansson8 years ago
Its more then 7 seas! halloooooooooooo?

TinaLucia2 years ago
Philippine Sea, Bering Sea, Barents Sea, Sea of Azov, Sea of Marmara, East China Sea, South China Sea, Coral Sea, etc. There"s so many seas!
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Toot7 years ago
But you cannot consume alchohol and teh devils lettuce on this christian minecraft server

aproy9 years ago
I don't want to be Somali.

Krusek8 years ago
I can still act like Jack Sparrow.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
And he needs his crew. That’s why he came to where the main character and the princess were
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ziagrace8 years ago
why be a pirate, if there is no booze?

CharlesJansson8 years ago
No rom? Shit....

Brookes Gafeney12 years ago
Then what's the point?

StabbyTheRaccoon5 years ago
I don't know if it acured to you but ah ~ r u m i s a l c o h o l ~
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UltraSnivy149 years ago
Well then there's more Rum for my.... wait I don't have anyone else on ship with me. Crap.

Fodgecake8 years ago
For your robot runing on alcool combustion?

Thraxicus9 years ago
A life of livin' free, a life out on the sea...

Rabbitsrule0410 years ago
i don't feel like being alone..

LilT9 years ago
Yes me to
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DoctorDonna9 years ago
Tecnically, everyone is allergic to alcohol and drugs.

dick_pinglerlast year
i wish banban was real :<

Blank729 years ago
being "alergic" to alcohol and drugs is a good thing

ChristineKellyCanlog8 years ago
Do people know there doing? Being allergic to drugs and alcohol would be world peace!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh6 years ago
Be lonely✔ Dont do drugs✔ Dont drink✔ This is basically just benefitting me.

MLG no-Scoper10 years ago
then there's no point

Ctr480339 years ago
"Alergic" may I ask what is Al activated by?

Strrg9 years ago
I'm already alone. Also don't do drugs.

V3GETA10 years ago
YAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

EudGenius9 years ago
Yar-r-r! ©Mighty Pirate™

scarecrow13399 years ago
And what is the upside..?

Snowy The Dragon9 years ago
Do I get a cockatoo instead of a parrot?

radmad9 years ago
Allergic to alcohol anyway.

Cullen Forklift Sheehy12 years ago
lol pirates are lame anyways

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago
either an allergic blackbeard or an allergic francis drake?

0megaTempest9 years ago
But I'm still a pirate and every pirate requires a crew

gklom18 years ago
drugs also is medicine

Block_Light9 years ago
Give me all the booty, all of it!!!

OmegaGroudon 9 years ago
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Kamefoo9 years ago
I would be a sober pirate on solo adventures. That's like, my dream.

Horde_Of_One7 years ago
I dont drink, or take drugs and im already a lonely, useless pleb so whats there to lose?

DeadpoolsShadoww10 years ago
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ghostlyguygamer9 years ago
they never said how bad so i say its a itch for 5 seconds

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
This guy"s a druggie 100% WHO AGREES WITH ME wait i already answered this

The Camel King11 years ago
1 i dont want to be a pirate 2 i dont do drugs or alchohol

misthunter9 years ago
What's the down side?

Geeky_Geecko8 years ago
Get the rum

Mikki IsVicious12 years ago
Fuck That.

CreeperGameBr9 years ago
Why would you become a pirate?

Bakashoujo10 months ago
YEAH

Tyrrano9 years ago
I will be FOXY

Linus045 years ago
I mean, aren't we all "allergic" to alcohol and drugs

SonGoku39 years ago
I dont do drugs or alcohol

HoneySlime87 years ago
Hate pirates.

kizzy cupcake 10 years ago
No @gylyan it means you never have a crew. You do do pirate stuff and be gOOd at it so yeah. YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

NoTengoNombre1269 years ago
NOOO IF THERE'S NOT ALCOHOL DEFINITELY NOT, FUCK THE SEVEN SEAS.

radshadow1239 years ago
What's alergic, I know of something that sounds like that, Allergic, so where's the downside?

Madie_Kittay9 years ago
At least you won't be an alcoholic and be a drug atic

Davynavy029 years ago
Lol I don't drink alcohol or drugs
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