Will You Press The Button?

duckbutt9 years ago

i dont drink alcohol or do drugs anyways (^_^)

Is69dudes4 years ago

Well that"s because your lame

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CharlesJansson8 years ago

Its more then 7 seas! halloooooooooooo?

TinaLucia2 years ago

Philippine Sea, Bering Sea, Barents Sea, Sea of Azov, Sea of Marmara, East China Sea, South China Sea, Coral Sea, etc. There"s so many seas!

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Toot7 years ago

But you cannot consume alchohol and teh devils lettuce on this christian minecraft server

aproy9 years ago

I don't want to be Somali.

Krusek8 years ago

I can still act like Jack Sparrow.

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

And he needs his crew. That’s why he came to where the main character and the princess were

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ziagrace8 years ago

why be a pirate, if there is no booze?

CharlesJansson8 years ago

No rom? Shit....

Brookes Gafeney12 years ago

Then what's the point?

StabbyTheRaccoon5 years ago

I don't know if it acured to you but ah ~ r u m i s a l c o h o l ~

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UltraSnivy149 years ago

Well then there's more Rum for my.... wait I don't have anyone else on ship with me. Crap.

Fodgecake8 years ago

For your robot runing on alcool combustion?

Thraxicus9 years ago

A life of livin' free, a life out on the sea...

Rabbitsrule049 years ago

i don't feel like being alone..

LilT9 years ago

Yes me to

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Block_Light9 years ago

Give me all the booty, all of it!!!

SpamtonG.Spamton4 years ago

either an allergic blackbeard or an allergic francis drake?

0megaTempest9 years ago

But I'm still a pirate and every pirate requires a crew

gklom18 years ago

drugs also is medicine

Kamefoo9 years ago

I would be a sober pirate on solo adventures. That's like, my dream.

Horde_Of_One7 years ago

I dont drink, or take drugs and im already a lonely, useless pleb so whats there to lose?

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ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

This guy"s a druggie 100% WHO AGREES WITH ME wait i already answered this

The Camel King11 years ago

1 i dont want to be a pirate 2 i dont do drugs or alchohol

misthunter9 years ago

What's the down side?

ghostlyguygamer9 years ago

they never said how bad so i say its a itch for 5 seconds

CreeperGameBr9 years ago

Why would you become a pirate?

Bakashoujo9 months ago

YEAH

Geeky_Geecko8 years ago

Get the rum

Mikki IsVicious12 years ago

Fuck That.

Linus045 years ago

I mean, aren't we all "allergic" to alcohol and drugs

SonGoku39 years ago

I dont do drugs or alcohol

Tyrrano9 years ago

I will be FOXY

NoTengoNombre1269 years ago

NOOO IF THERE'S NOT ALCOHOL DEFINITELY NOT, FUCK THE SEVEN SEAS.

radshadow1239 years ago

What's alergic, I know of something that sounds like that, Allergic, so where's the downside?

HoneySlime87 years ago

Hate pirates.

kizzy cupcake 10 years ago

No @gylyan it means you never have a crew. You do do pirate stuff and be gOOd at it so yeah. YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Davynavy029 years ago

Lol I don't drink alcohol or drugs

Migdin18 years ago

I dont really want to be a lonly terrorist on the sea....

U.v. Madsen12 years ago

Nah mate rather have my 420 to blaze than been a pirate :)

Madie_Kittay9 years ago

At least you won't be an alcoholic and be a drug atic

SansTheSkelepun8 years ago

Pirating the pirates was always a dream of mine.

Donderpants9 years ago

Greatest pirate on seven seas? And I'll always be alone? To me, that sounds like I was a great pirate who got captured and has to serve a life sentence in solitary confinement! Don't care about the lack of drugs or alcohol though.

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago

Does anyone on this site know how to spell?

Hi_Im_bored_so_i_joined_this_site9 years ago

downside???

evanthecannon9 years ago

i can always have an imaginary friend

King butter9 years ago

Why you always lieing why you always lieing

Fuck_that_bitch_thanos7 years ago

Drugs are idiotic and alcohol makes me act like an idiot so I don't do either any way, but in still gonna say no because I'm in the middle of the fucking ocean.

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LawOfTheSeas9 years ago

I didn't see the 'alone' bit. Yeah, that's pretty stupid.

luna11 years ago

Pirates don't really exist anymore so of course I would be the greatest pirate U CAN CALL ME MOONSHINE

rabanodoom9 years ago

I could just become the greatest pirate in all the 7 seas if i take my laptop on a boat.

d0minic7779 years ago

I would just be a healthy pirate and I can keep hiring crew members

d0minic7779 years ago

So they die and I would fell invincible

SomeGuy329 years ago

A pirate without a crew sounds pretty cool as a story for people to tell but in reality you'll probably the loneliest and most deranged pirate in all the seven seas. Greatest but craziest.

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